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Chapter V

Women and Dating

          Brave fools with hopes for a kiss and a date, never do they lose their faith.  Instead they move forward with confidence renewed to find a way through the front gate.  In the fields of booty, where lust and fate meet, the push is worth the pull and the bang worth the date, when the rewards of booty far outweigh playing it safe.  Ready to make a move and find way to score, these men rarely stay home with the jerk of the bored.  

                                                                 The ManBible Sacred Illuminated Text V

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Verse I - The Courting Ritual

Section I - The Courting Ritual

Section II - The Decision to Dive

Section III - Finding A Way In

Section IV - Courting Levels

Section V – Romance 101

Section VI - The Makeout Session

Section VII - Public Displays of Affection

Section VIII - Cultivating the Booty

Section IX - The Little Black Book

Verse II - Dating Women

Section I - The First Date

Section II - The Principles of Dating

Section III - Good Dating Techniques

Section IV - The Phases of Dating

Section V - The Rules of Dating

Section VI - Types of Dates

Section VII - Stupid Dating Moves

Section VIII - The ManBible Dating Matrix

Verse III - The Girlfriend

          Section I - The Point of No Return

Section II - Types of Girlfriends    

Section III - The Girlfriend Statutes

Section IV - The Commitment Issue

Section V - Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant

Section VI - The Girlfriend Line

Section VII - The Monogamy Quandary

Verse IV - Long Term Relationships

Section I - The Grand Bargain

Section II - Relationship Phases

Section III - Being the One

Section IV - Keeping a Woman

Section V - Living Together

Section VI - Keeping Them Angry

Section VII - The Missing Men

Verse V - The World of Women

Section I - The World Of Women

Section II - The Modern Woman

Section III - A Liberalized Approach

Section IV - Twenty-Four

Section V - Girl Talk

Section VI - What She Knows

Section VII - The Bitches Brew

Section VIII - Turnoffs

Section IX - A Disappointed Lady

Section X - The Year Of…

        Section XI - Catfight!

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

Verse I

The Courting Ritual

"When a man dates a woman, The ManBible recommends he should be committed only to find an answer to the question of whether or not he should seriously consider giving up the single life for an exclusive relationship."

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Section I - The Courting Ritual

Section II - The Decision to Dive

Section III - Finding A Way In

Section IV - Courting Level

Section V – Romance 101

Section VI - The Makeout Session

Section VII - Public Displays of Affection

Sacred Illuminated Truth - It is better to be man who gains favor with women than a man who only dreams of success.  Listen to the wisdom of the sages, practice, and never repeat bad moves of old.

       

        Section I - The Courting Ritual

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Gaining favor is work.  Generally, effort must be shown in exchange for sexual relations and eventual sex.  The chance to score with a woman of interest comes from engaging in this effort, which includes displaying genuine care, insuring entertainment and decent employment, dinners, meeting family, fun or cultural activities, first kiss set up, MBetc.  Rarely are booty pleasures offered without first satisfying the requirements of modern dating.  Although non-conventional courting works under certain circumstances, the generally accepted norms of the process create a framework to guide most modern men.  There is advantage to work within the system.  The ManBible recognizes The Courting Ritual (TCR) as the process men and women follow for sexual relations and eventual sex.  The TCR usually starts during the first contact with a WOI, which is productive when a second meeting is agreed upon.  The challenge of the courting ritual is to convince the WOI that SRES is the right decision.

    

Where there are women,

men will be found working on the situation.

The modern Courting Ritual is designed for sexual prosperity.  As a right of passage to booty pleasures, this ritual must be understood for success with women of interest.  Women generally believe and sanction the courting ritual, using the drawn-out process before sex to filter and investigate.  Although varied by culture and area, courting rituals around the world share many common aspects and similar forms of expression.  The ManBible recognizes these as the Primary Courting Rituals (PCR).   PCRs are repeatable social or private setups in place, time and manner to afford a man and woman the opportunity to come together to progress to sexual relations and eventual sex. PCR's are designed to facilitate the progression in the courting ritual.

Primary Courting Rituals

1) The Date

2) Nightlife

3) Beach Action

4) Party Time

5) Office Flirts

6) Intrepid Traveler

7) Wedding Collateral Bangs

8) Counter Girls

9) Concert Hookup

10) Online Hookup

The Date - A social setup where a man and woman agree to meet at a location to engage in an activity while courting each other.  These social setups include dining, parties, swimming, shows and parks.

Nightlife - A social setup where a man and woman either agree to meet or randomly and engage in night activities while courting each other.  These social setups include clubs, fairs, town centers, parties and bars.

Beach Action - A social setup where a man and woman meet during time on the beach while courting each other.  These include beaches and activities on the water.

Party Time - A social setup where a man and woman meet during a celebratory gathering and engage in courting each other.  These include birthdays, Friday and Saturday celebrations (days off), office outings, funerals and drink fests. 

Office Flirts - A social setup where a man and woman meet during working hours and engage in courting each other.  This social setup includes any work environment.

Intrepid Traveler - A private setup where a man and woman are traveling and engage in courting each other.  These private settings include hotels, bars, tourist sites, hostels and trains.

Wedding Bangs - A social setup where a man and woman meet during a wedding celebration engage in courting each other.  This social setup includes weddings and bachelor parties.

Counter Girl - A social setup where a man meets a woman while she’s working in the service industry and they agree to meet outside of work to courting each other.  This social setup includes restaurants, cafes, strip clubs, airplanes and gyms.

Concert Hookup - A social setup where a man and woman meet while attending a concert and engage in courting each other.  The show must go on.

Online Hookup - A social setup where a man and woman meet indirectly through the internet and engage in courting each other in thr real world.  These social setups include internet dating, letter dating, and phone sex.

The big decision comes first.  In many situations, a man successfully courts a woman of interest.  Before this occurs, most women run a special test at the moment of first contact.  This test is an assessment of a man's initial presentation to determine if sexual relations and eventual sex is possible under the right circumstances.  This procedure of the female mind is commenced instinctually as a matter of evaluating options of courting.  The ManBible recognizes women determine Sex Worthiness (SWN) in a short period after meeting a man.  Therefore, SWN affords only a brief few moments to influence the results, which usually occurs in a few seconds to three minutes to complete.  A positive SWN designation is extremely important to achieve.   Without a SWN the game is basically over and retreat is the only graceful option to save face.  A man with a strong booty potential who presents well to a woman of interest convinces the enjoyable experience of sexual worth.

MB Note: The old world diminished the opportunities for success with women.  Through tribalism, fear and suppression of reality, most old courting rituals kept a strict social order by barring cross-cultural exchanges.  During the emergence of tolerance and equality in the modern era, however, this type of exclusionary system was doomed to fail.  The universal dream to mack on any women by men of good faith ultimately prevailed.  No longer considered a legitimate view, the old ways of exclusion were proven wrong by experience and a hard review of the reality of the situation.  In the modern world, a man's potential for success is vastly increased, as all women are fair game.

Section II - The Decision to Dive

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Should you stay or should you go?  Axiomatic is most men like to be with women they like to be with.  However, there is a strong urge bang that clouds judgment when focused on other considerations, such as tastes, preferences and the current capacity to handle the type of woman.  Therefore, a reasonable course would be to first compare and contrast a woman of interest with booty dreams, desires, likes and preferences to determine the Actual Level of Interest (ALI).  The ALI is not the best approach; the ALI is the rational approach.  Although a simple task to do, most men fall victim to the passions of the moment, and fail to determine the ALI.  Instead of looking for strong connections with reasonable expectations, an unshakable desire to have sexual relations and sex makes the final decision on the matter.  Many times, men will seek the pleasures of women they do not even find attractive.  This is not necessarily a bad thing.  However, and unfortunately, this course of action leads to short-term gains at the expense of long-term goals and inevitably awkward breakups.  To choose wisely throughout life for a maximum amount of SRS with the most favorable and memorable booty is certainly a road to success.  Whenever possible, decisions concerning booty should be made with some thought before effort.

Questions about women have only best guess answers.

Men should think before they act.  Although women are heavenly creatures, not every woman brings heaven to a man's life.  Even short-term gratifications must be balanced with potential anguish and pain of a mismatch: annoyance, psychological pain, ruinous thoughts, depression, self-loathing, destructive behavior, crying, displeasure, MBetc., which are all common symptoms.  The ManBible recommends that men take a Hard Booty Look (HBL) at a woman of interest before making a Decision to Dive (DTD) into the courting ritual with that WOI.  The MB teaches Evaluation of a Dream (EOD) to affect a HBL.  The DTD is the moment of commitment to booty necessary for success, as effort pays off many times in the end.  DTD is also the beginning of the expectation that dreams of booty will come true.  Unless a woman is only sought for a one-night affair, an EOD is a wise move to make before DTD and making a move.  Taking some time to think about the quality of future relations is a measure of sanity and skilled response to a woman's allure. 

Hard Booty Look

Evaluation of A Dream informs the Decision to Dive

MB Note: Dating is the mechanism to ensure a steady supply of booty pleasure. Aside from the physical delight and comfortable atmosphere, women give purpose to many moments of life, which would not be so enjoyed without them.

Checking out a woman is an art form.  When a man is evaluating a dream to make the decision whether or not to engage a woman of interest, skill and experience reap rewards.   The purpose of the EOD is to answer relevant questions and to compare the answers to a man's needs and desires.  This booty information informs wiser decisions.  The ManBible recognizes the most important information is answered by The ManBible Four Questions (MBFQ).  A man can assess a situation quickly by considering: i) the woman's personality type, ii) the woman's body type, iii) whether or not she is a doable offense, and iv) whether or not being single outweighs being with the WOI.  A prudent exercise of reasoned judgment will save a man from foolishly losing the happiness of being single.  These come from knowing the basic facts that intersect most men's dreams, likes and preferences.  Knowing a rough estimation of the type of woman means avoiding women most annoying, and knowing the body means avoiding disappointment and wasted time.  A man must also believe the bang outweighs the burden created by casting away the freedom of being single.  All good questions to try.   

The ManBible Four Questions

(Before the Decision to Dive)

Question I

What is the dominant personality of the woman?

Question II

What is the body type of the woman?

Question III

Is she a doable offence?

Question IV

Is happiness alone better than misery together?

The Decision to Dive should be a moment of booty clarity.  When a man makes the DTD, he is crossing a line into a greater universe.  Potential exhilarating pleasures and saddening disappointments await all men who make the DTD.  The ManBible reminds men that time with the wrong woman is time taken away from other women (and potentially the right woman).  To want a booty a man cannot have is frustrating and depressing; to want booty and gain its pleasure is an excitement few things can offer in kind; to want booty, get it, and then it turns out to be a booty altogether different and unwanted is the worst of both situations.  A man must be mindful of the women he chooses to make a move upon.

MBQ1 - What is the dominant personality of the woman?

(See The Type of Girl MBC2V2S1)

MBQ2 - What is the body type of the woman?

(See Evaluation Steps MBC2V3S1)

MBQ3 - Is she a doable offence?

(Usually, yes)

MBQ4 - Is happiness alone better than misery together?

(Usually, yes)

The ManBible Four Question

Flow Chart

Other Important Questions:

1) Do I want to give up other current booty opportunities?

2) Will I have to change my lifestyle?

3) Do I need more money and success to satisfy?

4) Is she a faithful type of women?

5) How old is she?

6) Will she take me away from my friends?

7) Is she looking to get married soon?

A Doable Offense (ADO) - When a man believes a woman would be good or better in bed.

Breasts at First Sight (BFS) - When a man gains the opportunity to first take the sight of the naked breast or breasts of a woman of interest.

The Coordinated Bang (TCB) - When the approximate time and place for an opportunity for a sexual encounter is set up and organized.

First Blow Job (FBJ) - When a man receives fellatio for the first time with a woman of interest.  The FBJ reveals a lot about a woman and future sexual relations.

Section III - Finding A Way In

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A man must find an angle.  For almost all women, there is something that can be done or said to seal the booty deal.  After a man finds a woman of interest and secures a primary courting ritual, he must determine the WOI's general interests.  This allows anticipation for future conversations and representations.  Once a man understands what makes a particular woman excited and happy, he can tailor his behavior to be more favorable to those interests.  Contrary to some, this flexibility is not so much a misrepresentation as a quick re-orientation of future interests that align with a WOI.  The ManBible recognizes the need for success will challenge a man to find A Way In (AWI) to make forward progress and seal the deal.  Frequently spoken in polite society as "a way to a woman's heart," the way to booty delights is more a direct and motivating perspective.  Although AWI is different for every woman, there are common trends to this endeavor. This is especially true when taking into account the underlying motivations, capabilities and expectations of the modern woman.

Only good moves lead to success.  Normally, many good moves are necessary to move forward in relations.  As confidence and interest grows, a woman eventually offers the fruits of passionate affairs.  However, The ManBible recognizes some moves are substantial enough to be deal clinchers.   When a man finds that one special thing to act upon, it greatly increases the possibility of sexual relations and eventual sex.  A common example is music performers, who many times make far inroads before they even meet the booty.  Women give it up when the feeling is right, and when a man finds a way in that means he did something right.

MB Warning: Love is not necessary to find a way in. Women date men for many reasons, and although love is a powerful force with women, they will engage men without true love. A man need only get to the point of general acceptance before a way in may be found.

The Hit - When a man i) does something substantial and impressive at a social event, ii) figures out a method that advances the courting process with a WOI, or iii) puts an idea into practice that has the potential for success. All men should admire when a man does something to his advantage with his WOIs.  The hit can also be an essential element to increase your Current Booty Potential (CBP).  It can even be as good as gold ducets.

        MBex: The Hit

        1) Having a Cool Fucking Car (CFC)

        2) Good tickets to a cool concert

        3) Impressive dancing at a wedding

        4) Going to a foreign country

Section IV - Courting Levels

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        Courting is a process over time.  During any primary courting ritual, the level of purpose, interest and success can increase.  As the intensity of the courting ritual builds from a beginning, flirtative acts can form the foundation to higher levels of real love or sex.  Each level requires separate actions necessary to gain favor with women of interest.  When a man knows where he is coming from, he knows where he is going to have sex next.  The ManBible recognizes The ManBible Courting Level (MBCL) as distinct phases of the courting ritual. The MBCL is based on a modern courtship scale and includes i) Flirtations, ii) Interest Probing, iii) Focused Attraction, iv) Dating Phase, v) Sexual Relations, vi) Sex, Love or Real Love, and vii) Marriage or Breakup.  A man may intensify, maintain or even decrease the MBCL by making moves and finding a way in or out.  The future with new WOI is usually more fruitful than diminished desires. 

The ManBible Courting Levels

1) Flirtations

2) Interest Probing

3) Focused Attraction

4) Dating Phase

5) Sexual Relations

6) Sex Phase

7) Love or Real Love

8) Marriage or Breakup

1) Flirtations - The first MB Courting Level (MBCL1) is when a man and woman engage in preliminary flirtative gestures.  The adventurous, mysterious and fun-natured act of flirtation has broad appeal.  Especially for men with high booty potentials, engaging women in a flirtative communication maintains the BP level and skills.  The ManBible recognizes the fun and excitement of the initial Flirtative Level and encourages the use of known effective approaches to flirt.  A good approach can work as a starting point for successful flirtations.

A man must eventually make a move to gain booty pleasures and delights.  MBC1 is a good level for men to roam and explore.  However, a man is ultimately deemed a tool if the desire to move to the next level is rebuffed or denied and disengagement does not follow soon thereafter.  The MB reminds men that girls just want to have fun, but most women want to climb the relationship ladder to marriage and children.  

Sometimes, a temporary pullback after a great start

is a good move to cultivate the booty.

Common Flirtative Approaches

1) The Story Approach

2) The Sensitive Guy

3) Broke-Up Street

4) Going to High Places

5) The Artist Approach

6) The Good Guy

7) The Bad Boy

8) Intention to Ignore

9) The Crazy Equilibrium

10) Money for Honey

1) The Story Approach (TSA) - The story approach is used to give a narrative for the flirtative conversation.  This includes everything from philosophic and concept-orientated stories, to adventures and experiences, to future goals, which every man must have at the draw. 

2) The Sensitive Guy (TSG) - When a man represents purity of thought and action when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.  Although this approach is rarely successful, it is used widely under the false hope being nice is sufficient to successfully court a women of interest. It is not.

3) Broke-Up Street (BUS) - When a man breaks up with a girlfriend and then engages another woman of interest while disclosing the situation for sympathetic purposes in order to court a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex. To be successful, this approach requires intimate and heart-felt conversations before SRS or some form of sympathy sex. 

4) Going to High Places (GTP) - When a man greatly sells his future expected gains in life while courting a woman of interest for current sexual relations and eventual sex.  It never hurts to be bold and have the attitude, as women respect conviction, and hype sometimes coveres.

5) The Artist Approach (TAA) - When a man represents as an artist when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.  Art and love and sex are closely related, and therefore being an artist lends to easy flirtative discussions.  This approach also holds a physical component, as the tools of their trade make women happy and emotionally connected.

6) The Good Guy (TGG) - When a man represents being a good man when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.  Sometimes being the good guy is good, and sometimes being the good guy is a wasted effort.  The time the good guy routine works best is when there are no comparisons to be made.

7) The Bad Boy (TBB) - When a man represents being a bad man when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.  Many women are attracted to strong, rebellious men.  Being the bad boy is sometimes a good way to tap into this anti-hero attraction.  Lack of emotion can intrigue and challenge a woman to attempt to soften the character. 

8) Intention to Ignore (ITI) - When a man represents interest with a woman and then abruptly pulls back and ceases interest. (When courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.)  This approach relies on a woman's frustration and internal challenge in being ignored, which sometimes occurs often.

9) The Crazy Equilibrium (TCE) - When a man represents and acts crazy when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventual sex.  In moments when a woman's crazy begins to diminish a successful outcome, a man can attempt to act crazy to equalize the mental state and find common ground to a consensus on engaging in SRS.

10) Money for Honey (MFH) - When a man uses money and other wealth when courting a woman of interest for sexual relations and eventually sex.  Flirtation combined with references to money is a sure way to provoke interest in most women.  If a woman likes money, a man better be able to show them the money as well.

2) Probing for Interest - The second MB Courting Level (MBCL2) is when a man and woman observe and interact with each other that indicates favorability.  Men are usually given the first move at this level.  Further, most men prefer to have some evidence of favor with a woman of interest before taking steps toward making a move.  The ManBible recognizes this approach as a Safe Booty Move (SBM).  The potential to engage in future and more intense courting levels rises with positive reactions and interest from a woman.  Watching for the signs of life is an important part of this process, as well as proactively testing for signs of interest.     

Probing may take some time.  First encounters without favorable indications are not necessarily cause for alarm.  Many times a woman of interest will withhold any display of reciprocated interest, as women are generally shamed when they are perceived to put out too early.  Also known as a slut, a woman who tends to show interest too fast loses much of her power to build up expectations and desires in a man.

Common Probing Techniques

1) Questions About Her (QAH) - Conversations with women should mostly be about those women.  Questions directed at a woman of interest should answer who, what, when, where, why and how of a woman. 

 

2) Close Proximity Talking (CPT) - Getting physically close temporarily is a good way to test the general reaction.  Women who are interested will not be as quick to make distance as those who have made up their mind.

 

3) Mission for Group (MFG) - A small task or mission of common interest and social purpose is a great way to single out a woman for attention with officially making a move.  Many times, these tasks can be turned into adventures of their own.

4) Deep Question Test (DQT) - A question outside the social norm of the situation and an inquiry into more personal beliefs and life outlook.  Made to engage a woman of interest on higher level to reveal interest and comfortability of disclosure.

5) The Big Story (TBS) - A story told to a woman to impress, entice and create a sense of interest.  A man should always have several stories to tell, as the opportunity to talk allows a man to lay context upon which he will attempt to get laid. 

   

6) Make Them Laugh (MTL) - A story or group of jokes made to entertain a woman of interest and convert the enjoyment of the moment into an offer for a date later.  Humor is generally a good method of approach when the opportunity presents itself.  Of course, a joke that lands flat decreases the possibility of success.

  

3) Focused Attraction - The third MB Courting Level (MBCL3) is when a man and woman agree that a mutual attraction exists and should be explored for effect.  Generally, more intimate observations are permitted and encouraged.  Because this level also affords a full evaluation of a woman of interest's body, this level is very fun and exciting.  The ManBible recognizes a man can increase sexual tension to create a greater interest by glancing at a WOI in the right way and in the right fashion.  A man must give a woman a good reason to move to the next level, and showing interest is one way to improve chances of reciprocated interest.

4) Dating Phase - The fourth MB Courting Intensity Level (MBCIL4) is when a man and woman officially court each other in a meaningful way.  Dating is usually instigated by the man and calls official notice of the intent to shag.  A woman realizes the acceptance of an offer of a date is a formal statement there is a chance, even if the odds are not good, for a man to gain favor and sexual relations and eventual sex.  The ManBible recognizes the dating phase as the gateway to SRS.  Most women demand a long and thorough process consisting of multiple dates and much effort.  During this time, a man will slowly gain more intense levels of sexual relations.      

5) Sexual Relations - The Fifth MB Courting Intensity Level (MBCIL5) is the basic achievement of sexual relations.  A man must maximize his booty potential to achieve this level of intensity.  Sexual relations include all sexual relations except sexual intercourse.  Sexual relations include groping, licking, feeling, rubbing, kissing, pulling, pushing, re-orientating position, nipple grabs, fingering, holding, caressing, MBetc.  The ManBible recognizes women will size a man up quickly, determining the future maximum intensity level a man will be allowed to achieve. Therefore, the climb from MBCL3 is sometimes a hurdle whose outcome is already determined negatively.  A man must always remember there will be many flirtative actions in life.

6) Sex Phase - The sixth MB Courting Intensity Level (MCIL6) is when a man and woman are having sexual intercourse.  A woman's decision to allow a man to enjoy the fruits of her beauty in the most profound way makes inevitable a higher intensity level.  The sex phase is the achievement most honored and respected in the world of men. 

7) Love or Real Love - The seventh MB Courting Intensity Level (MRIL7) is when love or real love enters the picture along with sexual intercourse.  The combination of real love and sexual relations is powerful, and usually more intense than sexual situations alone.

8) The Marriage or Breakup - The eighth MB Courting Intensity Level (MRIL8) is when a man and woman marry or break off relations.

MB Note: The intensity and level of interaction with a woman of interest usually increases as a relationship grows.  Although time spent with a woman can increase the quality of booty, The ManBible recognizes a sweet spot between MCIL4 and MCIL5, where maintaining sexual relations and sex hold off any serious relationship building.   A man should take full advantage of the opportunities afforded during this time.  Of course, most men who fall in love increase to level MCIL7.  One day, all things will be over, but until that time comes, a man should raise the throttle to full.

Section V – Romance 101

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        Romancing the stone is sometimes a good move.  Used throughout the ages, romantic notions have aided men in the quest to win a woman’s heart and access to her booty pleasures.  The ManBible recognizes Romantic Fronting as an act or display of romance designed to deceive a woman from the true goal of sexual relations and eventual sex.  As with all sexual relation enhancers, they are a means to an end.  Men must do what they need to survive. 

        Some women do not believe in romance.  Determining whether or not romance is the right move for a particular woman of interest is key to its effectiveness.  As one approach for success with a WOI, the magical properties of romance only work with Romantically Receptive Women (RRWs).  Although most women abide by its power and desire its effect, there are some women who are interested in other aspects of the courting ritual, such as fun, sexual relations and freedom.  The power of love and romance is substantial, and includes better sexual relations and sex, additional romantic activities, and non-sex time that are more interesting and tolerable.  Creative dating juices also flow when romance is being used or contemplated. Although the deeper nature of the pursuit of women is generally for SRS, romance is a great way to maximize the benefits of the courting ritual.

Section VI - The Make Out Session

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A kiss is not just a kiss.  The beginning of sexual relations almost always starts with mouth and tongue action.  When a man engages in an embrace of lips with a woman of interest, he arrives at the gates of booty.  Here skill and experience matters, as those men who kiss well gain greater success.  The ManBible recognizes a group of kisses and embraces for more than two minutes constitutes a Make-Out Session (MOS).  Due to the inherent emotional nature of physical relations, the first MOS called the Initial Make-Out Session (IMOS) should be memorable and done with concentration, care and effort.  A decent or better IMOS reaps rewards in greater booty pleasures and delights.  Being a good kisser is much better than being labeled a bad kisser.

The final decision is written on her face.  At some magical moment during a successful date, a man will reach Critical Booty Mass (CBM).  When CBM is achieved, the woman of interest is usually receptive to a good move.  This is the time to make that move.  The first-kiss session is a critical test and an opportunity to gain greater favor.  However, wait too long and boredom and disinterest follow.  Therefore, The ManBible recommends men should take the opportunity of CBM when it knocks.  Even if there are some regrets on quality or a few problems with extrication from a one-night stand, better off with the memory of a bang than another lonely night with your hand. 

Common Makeout Sessions

        1) Dive in the Car - The American psyche is rooted in the car drive, and a nice drive with a park is a well-tested classic move.

        2) Romantic Scene - Finding a romantic scene in which to have a picturesque first kiss is always a standard affair of romantics.

        3) The Exciting Climax - Picking a place of excitement and fun to make a move brings excitement to the kiss and into the night.

        4) The Doorway Pull - Knowing when to make a move at a sudden cornerstone is the way to push the level high.

        5) After the Party - When the group fun is done, intimate scenes present themselves after walking a women to her door.      

Section VII - Public Displays of Affection

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        Sexual relations are a private affair.  Most people are not interested in the affairs of others, and generally keep to themselves when engaging in sexual relations and sex.  However, there are times when men and women take private matters public, usually by being in view of the public while engaging in SRS.  Exhibitionism can serve many purposes, but one is to seek public acknowledgement of self-gratification.  The ManBible recognizes these Public Displays of Affection (PDA) as sharing intimate encounters with a woman of interest in the presence of unknown people.  Many times a woman's interest in dating is partially due to the need to display her man to other women.  Women show off their men.  To accomplish this, a woman will compel her man to attend functions specifically designed to engage in PDA.  These include beaches, weddings, restaurants, parties and dances.  Although most men are hesitant to engage in PDA due to the embarrassing nature of the actions involved, most men also feel a rush of power when the accomplishment of gaining favor with a woman is confirmed by other men.  Men who are making out with women are cooler than those who are not.

MB Note: Public displays of affection are often a time to tastefully boast good fortune.

Section VIII - Cultivating the Booty

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Booty can be placed on hold for a while.  Hopefully a man has the opportunity to meet many women in life.  Most of the time, the women of interest are not harmoniously synced with a man's current booty schedule.  Common circumstances that stop advancement on new WOIs include current girlfriend, money issues, age differences and time constraints.  This does not include the difficult nature of hitting on women walking by on the street, as there is always a line and booty potential that could turn nothing into something great.  Most of these WOIs are cataloged, usually with an internal statement, and then slowly forgotten.  However, there are some WOIs with enough effect that you will want to continue working on without asking the WOI out on a date.  The ManBible recognizes a man can Cultivate the Booty (CTB) in attempt to choose a later time and manner of engaging in sexual relations and sex.  Further, CTB affords the opportunity to increase sexual tension by slowing the buildup to an eventual formal courting.  Courting after CTB usually occurs with a heavy sexual session and many sexual relations, as the collision of longing, opportunity and availability finally meet and agree.  Most times, the WOI has been waiting too long indeed.

Section IX - The Little Black Book

MBC5V1S9

          Most booty comes around more than once.  The dynamic nature of the modern world affords multiple opportunities to return to booties of interest.  Women will come and go and come again.  Keeping track of these women over time can be problematic.  The ManBible recommends the use of a Little Black Book (LBB) to store vital information of past, present and future women of interest.  Especially when a man is playing the field, the need to recall numbers, names, places and events is important for continued success.  Every man needs to extend his brain capacity whenever possible. Although modern technology is useful, a small, physical book is best for the rigors of a social life. 

MBEx: He knew her two years ago, but cannot remember her name.  At the time, he thought she was hot, and this year she might return to the same summer job.  You check your LBB and confirm her name and a note that her birthday is in June.  You write up a birthday hello card, fetch a number, and by the 4th of July, you are showing her the stars and stripes forever.  

Verse II

Dating Women

"When a man dates a woman, he really only commits to find an answer to the question of whether or not he should be dating seriously and forgo the single life.  A man is single even when dating."

                                                                                     MBC5V2S3

          MBC5V2S0

Section I - The First Date

Section II - The Principles of Dating

Section III - Good Dating Techniques

Section IV - The Phases of Dating

Section V - The Rules of Dating

Section VI - Types of Dates

Section VII - Stupid Dating Moves

Section VIII - The ManBible Dating Matrix

Sacred Illuminated Truth - The challenge for all men is to learn the secrets of the courting ritual, and to never repeat the mistakes of the past or settle for less.   

Section I - The First Date

        MBC5V2S2

Dating is focused attention. With an expressed or implied agreement to see each other publicly or privately for the purpose of hooking up and beyond, there should be a fair amount of substantial interest.  This interest can be in body pleasures alone.  All dating, whether beginning as implied or expressly made, is eventually characterized under the generic description of "dating."  Dating is more than a mere Suck Love Face (SLF) on numerous occasions, or a One-Night Stand (ONS) or Two-Night Stand (TNS).  Dating is a continuous operation with the goal of sexual relations and sex.  Even the aloof beginnings are calculated for one end. Whether he considers it an achievement under his belt or a gateway for a great many things, he should relish the opportunities of dating.  Of course, dating ends when a man and a woman decide on an exclusive relationship.

Dating is a means to the booty end.  Dates that lead to booty pleasures and delights are better than those that lead to lonely nights and new female friends.  Most of the time, men and women court under formal circumstances at socially accepted places and times.  The ManBible recognizes the modern courting ritual begins with some form of First Date (FD).  The FD is a necessary gesture of commitment aimed at persuading women into sexual relations and sex.  The FD is under basic requirements such as listening, going out on the town, dancing, paying for dinner, meeting friends, MBetc.  Many challenges await a man who wants to take a woman on a journey to his bed naked.   Those who succeed rise to the occasion and make their booty dreams come true.

  A date increases the odds of success with women.  Finding agreement with a woman of interest to make future plans on a specific date and time is an important and necessary first step.  Men should strive to participate in the game of love through affirmative actions of daring, creativity, effort and when possible, money.  Regrettable are those who sit on the sidelines wasting the valuable time of youth or single status.  A date situation is a gateway to the opportunities of booty and success with women.  Therefore, a man must not hesitate to ask a WOI to a night out on the town. 

A date is a bargained-for opportunity to bang.  When a woman agrees go out with a man, she affords a meaningful avenue to success.  Do it right and rewards will follow.  The first date is always an exciting event, as the pre-date fantasy becomes a present booty reality.  The ManBible recognizes the courtship through the dating ritual as a formal path to sexual relations and sex.  Although not the only way to succeed with women, it's proven a fair mean to regulate the process of men seeking SRS.  Dating keeps the situation simple for all to participate.  To meet the challenge of gaining favor for the booty, a man must have both knowledge and skill in the art of courting.  When a man places himself on the starting line of love, good courting technique on a date can make all the difference.

A date brings a man closer to booty pleasures.

Men who keep asking find success.  Life is a continual attempt to date women through official offers.  For men who are serious about success, the more offers made, the more booty possibilities become reality.  Not all offers will be accepted, but for most men there is enough booty to justify the effort.  The ManBible recognizes getting the date is worth the risk of rejection.  Skill and planning is advantageous, but sometimes the most a man can do is try and then try again.  Regardless of circumstance, however, a man must gather the strength and courage to ask women out.

          Better to know where you are than to be lost.  Preparing in advance to take a woman on a date is good practice.  Convincing a WOI to allow sexual relations and eventual sex is a difficult affair.  Due to the complex nature of women and their social expectations and desires, a man needs to focus on many things during a date.  Any way to make certain aspects of a date knowable, such as the where, when, how, what and perhaps why, creates an advantage.  Opportunities during the courting ritual can be taken when the proper foundation is laid.  The ManBible recognizes having a plan for the date.  Putting effort into a dating situation is a good thing, and the logistical setup is important to make things smooth and effortless.

Some dates go nowhere.  Shortly into the beginning of a date, some women develop diminished interest.  The signs of this fading include lack of eye contact, lack of questions or talking, tempered fun, signs of boredom, MBetc.  Regardless of cause, The ManBible recommends The Walk Away (TWA), where a man ends a date politely and then never calls again.  The TWA is an evasive action to stem the loss of a failed date.  No useful purpose is served to continue forward on a fruitless avenue of booty.  Further, the TWA increases the potential for a second go-around later in life.  Finding a quick way to end a date lost and avoid an end-of-date judgment is always the preferred exit left. 

  Factors in dating success

  1) Nuance

  2) Activities

  3) Humor

  4) Dress and hygiene

  5) Topics of discussion

  6) Setting ... everywhere you are is the place to be

  7) Pay to play

Dating success is not always a reflection of the man.

Getting a date is usually hard work.  Maneuvering a woman of interest to agree to meet in a future time and place with the expectation of possible sexual relations and eventual sex is a challenging affair.  A man must muster everything he has in order to gain favor.  Many times women do not know what they want even when a man is what they need.  The ManBible recognizes when a man secures a date, he has reached and collected a Date Achievement Moment (DAM).  DAMs are a celebrated achievement of cause, and all men can congratulate the lucky.  Each DAM increases a man's booty potential, his skills with women, and the real opportunity for success. 

MB Warning: Successful first dates create an emotional commitment from a woman to a man. By the time a man find himself in this important phase of the courting ritual, the question "Would you have sex with him?” is usually answered in the affirmative; which is good. However, the woman is now probing for a reason to let the man enjoy the pleasure of her company. Finding a good reason that resonates with the woman creates a commitment necessary for sexual relations and eventual sex.  Sometimes, a man gets the pie but must eat it, too.

MB Note: As in all difficult social endeavors, there is a certain amount of potential embarrassment in situations, which all men must persevere through for achievement.  The ManBible requires all men suck it up, and ask her out.  The worst is the WOI says no.

The logistics of dating are fairly straightforward.  Because little things can matter to women, a man should be prepared to smooth the edges of his presentation. 

The Essential Items

1) Breath-mints - Refreshing your breath before close conversation protects against the bad-breath turnoff

2) Gold ducets - Money gets you into the club or buys the girls a drink.

3) A lighter - For lighting cigarettes for women

4) A pocket flinch - Any small object of value or interest to occupy nervous hands.  MBex: An old coin, dice, or a watch

5) A Handkerchief - For clearing the noise and forehead

6) A small pocket knife - For all contingencies not though of 

Section II - The Principles of Dating

MBC5V2S2

Dating is not an exact science.  A man can never know for sure how a date will turn out in the end.  The complex nature of women and the stupidity of men ensure the result is generally uncertain.  To minimize failure, a man can take the common wisdom developed through experience and avoid mistakes under his earthly control.  Although every date is unique, therefore necessitating a unique response, they are also connected by common issues that bind them all.  New moves will be created, expectations realized and outcomes in favor of booty received, but most successful dates require a disciplined focus on the fundamentals to maximize the chance for a successful outcome: sexual relations and eventual sex.  The ManBible recognizes The Principles of Dating (POD) as the foundational goals for successful dating.  The POD are 1) Keep Them Interested (PODI), 2) Keep Them Confused (PODII), and 3) Never Let Them See You Sweat (PODIII).  Learning these principles assists in attracting a woman of interest and subsequent achievement of SRS.  The PODs are based on the notion that a woman who accepts an invitation to a date has already decided the sex worthiness of a man.  Now that the SWI is achieved, a woman will search for the comfortability, enthusiasm and interest necessary to follow through on offering the naked bliss enjoyed by men everywhere.  A man who follows a principled focus is halfway to a bang.

The Principles of Dating

I) Keep Them Interested (KTI)

II) Keep Them Confused (KTC)

III) Never Let Them See You Sweat (NLSYS)

        I) Keep Them Interested (PODI)(KTI)

        A man must keep a woman interested in the situation.  Not all situations demand high levels of entertainment value and performance, but every situation demands something sufficient to keep interest in the moment.  Part of this demand is affording women of interest an ability to express themselves.  A man should always stop to ask questions, even as he is tells his own stories.  Further, men should display signs of interest and appreciation for most things women want to discuss.  The ManBible recognizes women like to be entertained but not overshadowed, complimented but not overdone, and always given the opportunity to blah blah blah.  A man must entertain during a date with the goal of shining the spotlight of conversation back onto the WOI.  The type of entertaining a man must perform is usually tailored to the type of woman. 

The place to be is always where a man finds himself.  When the situation calls for entertaining the ladies, the first step is to make the place you are the place to be.  Never put down a situation, and always stand ready to describe its interesting nature.  There is always something to do at a park, restaurant, or party.

        Deep thoughts are sometimes necessary.  Women tend to prefer personal, heart-felt conversations, as opposed to general conversations without significance.  The ManBible recognizes that women are generally smarter and more mature than the average man.  Asking initial questions will quickly facilitate an evaluation of a dream and lead a man down the correct path. 

Play to the crowd.  The type of entertaining a man must perform should be tailored to the type of woman.  If a woman is into the sexy nightlife, then go dance.  If the woman is into conversation, then talk about your newfound love of art.  A tailor-made show is better than natural selection.

        II) Keeping Them Confused (PODII) (KTC)

       

        Mystery is better than an open book.  This is especially true if the character or substance of a man is less than impressive.  Even with great inner qualities, however, a man will rarely live up to the unrealistic expectations created in the world of women.  Most men will fall short at least some of the time in their eyes.  The ManBible recognizes there is an advantage for men in a woman's search for her knight in shining armor.  A man must only make a woman think he is that knight.  Good for her: hope for the future; good for him: potential booty.  In order to accomplish this mild deception, a man should work to avoid disclosures of information, including vocal expressions of love and affection, predictable actions, and safe social settings.  A woman needs to be constantly stimulated to ponder whether or not the man is special in some way.   The more a man moves the target to avoid a designation as not worthy, the more chances for his success.  Confounded and confused is better than calling the bull laid.

          III) Never Let Them See You Sweat (PODIII) (NLSYS)

A man must believe his own bullshit.  A dating situation calls for the best in a man, even when some of the best is borrowed for the moment.  Any challenge that arises during a date must be resolved with composure and forethought.  Many men have fallen after being cornered into negative and self-reflecting episodes.  The ManBible teaches men to be fearless and brave when courting women.  Never let them see you sweat.  A man should always stand tall in the face of women, even when that face is of failure or rejection.  Dating is not the time to be timid or weak.  If a man is predisposed to these reactions, he should postpone them until after a woman of interest is genuinely interested.  Although many women value sensitive behavior, the beginning of the courting ritual calls for a focus on basic instincts.

Blah Blah Blah (BBB) - i) A means to categorize the many talking points of women that are without value to men; ii) the interpretation a man makes of a woman talking when he is blocking out the substance.

Section III - Good Dating Technique

        MBC5V2S3

Dating is a skill learned through experience.  As the task of dating a woman of interest requires practical skills, the more a man dates, the less difficult it becomes.  In time, most men will find dating an enjoyable affair of the senses.  To gain favor through the courting ritual of dating, a man must focus on many things: presentation, attitude, the story, plan, MBetc.  Remembering the fundamentals is key to moving forward.  Success in a date builds confidence and momentum just as striking out puts a man deeper and deeper in the hole.  The right reaction to a situation can be decisive in setting a mood of possibilities.  The ManBible recognizes the Good Dating Techniques (GDT) are important to successful dates.  GTDs are helpful to put a man in a position for success.  Knowing when to take advantage of events during a date, to keep talking to a minimum and to listening with interest are all GTD derivatives.  The smart move is always better than the amateur mistake.

Good Dating Techniques

        1) Always optimize the situation

2) Avoid depressing talk or politics

3) Control disclosure of information

4) Listen more than you speak

5) Always have a backup plan

6) Pay for the date

7) Do not show too much interest at first

8) Compliments go far

9) Always know where to go next

10) Never talk about former loves

11) Always believe your own bullshit

12) Keep eye contact

13) Have ready starter topics of discussion

14) Never look at the boobs

15) Never show too much attraction at first

Good dating technique comes from positively playing off of the calculations women make concerning men and dating.  The courting ritual's primarily goal is to entice a woman of interest to afford a man the privilege of sexual contact.  Although emotional contact is also a part of this endeavor, it's a secondary factor for most men.  To entice women, a man must find an approach that will work.  Nice girls sometimes want to go out with the bad boy as sluts with the gentleman at last call.  The ManBible recognizes four general approaches called the Four Common Plays (FCP).  Although there are endless variations on these approaches, a man should become familiar with the FCP and compare his personality, abilities and desires.  Most men feel obligated to one approach in life.  However, the use of multiple techniques is encouraged.  The greater the ability to adjust in a given situation, the greater the chance of wider success with WOIs.  A man must ask a fundamental question: More or less booty?

Four Common Plays

I) The Smart Play

Women who are intellectual and deep want to see a man display creativity, appreciation of art, contemplation of natural beauty and a willingness to participate in cultural events. This is known as The Smart Play (TSP), and requires a man display real effort to appear interested in what the woman is interested in. However, a man need not understand these interests.

II) The Bad Boy

Many times, the nice guy finishes last.  This counter-intuitive notion is due to women wanting to rebel against opposing forces of their life.  They do not want to be labeled "good girls," and want to see a man display counter-cultural morals, rejection of authority, toughness and bluster.  This approach is known as being The Bad Boy (TBB), and requires a man to refrain from instinct to be a good guy and get on the edge of life.  Even a reformed bad boy is sometimes a great move.  TBB does not require illegal or immoral conduct; TBB requires displays of behavior deemed rebellious and sinister.  All men can seem to be TBB to a woman of interest.

III) The Sensitive Man

Most women want genuine sensitivity and caring at some point in life. Therefore, most men must learn to display notions of heartfelt feelings, love, sympathy and kindness.  Many times these displayed feelings will seem natural.  For the ordinary man who just wants to bang and to have fun without hassle, this is a winning approach when effective.  This soft method is known as The Sensitive Man (TSM). TSM is the perfect example of "You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do," and many times is accompanied by embarrassment, loss of hand and a weak presentation in public.

IV) The Jerk

“What a jerk, why does he get the girl?”  Some women don't mind apathetic and disrespectful behavior from a man.  Sometimes they even seek it out.  While not fully understood, the approach plays off of psychological needs in a woman for domination and a reduction in social stature.  Although a low-down shame, the approach of being The Jerk works with many women.  Keeping them mad, being insensitive, obnoxiousness, taking full control and being without sympathy is key to being a real jerk. There is usually a good man somewhere nearby when a jerk gets the girl. 

Section IV - The Phases of Dating

          MBC5V2S4

          Been there, done that.  Dating any woman reveals there are common moments of change in the dating process where a new level of commitment, expectations and risks are created.  A man who wishes to achieve a steady supply of booty pleasure must at least pass through these levels to this more fruitful position.  Although the path will be unique for each attempt for sexual relations and sex, the modern ritual of dating maintains a few distinct phases. The ManBible recognizes these as the Phases of Dating (POD).  The PODs are i) First Date, iii) Third Date, iii) Initial Relations, iv) Testing out the Booty, v) The Point of No Return.  Each phase is part of the continuous transformation of the courting ritual of dating.  The ritual is affected by social norms and values to structure the process in a way to filter out potential bad relationships, mismatches and real losers.  As a man travels through the courting process, knowledge of these common phases can guide a man to insure maximum potential success.  The order of the PODs is reflective of ordinary circumstances, though many dating situations are known to condense or even skip phases.  These situations include the first-date bang and other early relations. 

The Phases of Dating

MB Note: Phases of dating are delineated by time and progress for a reason.  A man should go through the phases of dating for at least a respectable minimum time, as the phases are to a man's benefit.  The Phases of dating remind all men that they are still single when dating.  Remember, it is much easier to dump a girlfriend in Phase 2 than three years down the line in relationship Phase 5.   (See The Relationship Phases MBC5V4S1).      

        I) Phase One - First Date

        Dating traditionally starts with the formal first date.  The first date is the beginning for the formal process of getting some booty.  Aside from the challenge of convincing a woman of interest to get naked, the first date is also an exciting moment in life, as dreams of future tomorrows cultivate expectations of new pleasures and unseen female bodies.  The ManBible recognizes The First Phase of Dating as The First Date  (See MBC5V2S2).  The main purpose of the first date is to create excitement, intrigue, and sexual tension necessary to gain enough favor

MBInfo:

Commitment level - Low (Just a date)

Expectations - High (Hope for great bangs and more)

Risks - Low (Can always get out easily)

        II) Phase Two - Third Date

Third time is usually the charm.  Gaining favor and sexual relations become more likely with each date after the first date.  When dating leads to a third date and beyond, an important threshold is reached.  Attraction compels the coming together by the third date.  More importantly, a man must be careful not to waste time and energy on fruitless booty projects.  Although there is some merit to continuing the pursuit even when rebuffed, most of the time the decision a woman makes is final for all intents and purposes.  The ManBible recognizes The Second Phase of Dating as The Third Date.  The second phase is the time between getting a first date and the explicit recognition of mutual affection.  By the third date, there should be at least the ability to engage in sexual relations, even if just a kiss.  

As getting a date is usually a signal that a woman is prepared to entertain the possibility of sexual relations, the second phase of dating is the opportunity to make things happen.  As soon as a man is afforded at least minimal sexual relations, such as a make-out session or a long kiss, the second dating phase is over. In the modern era, the social expectation is at least a kiss goodnight.  Anything less is not expectable from the reasonable man standpoint.  If a man wants to try again, he will gain more by walking away to save face for another day than being the guy who won't go away.

MBInfo:

Commitment level - Low (Just a few dates)

Expectations - High (Hope for great bangs and more)

Risks - Medium (Harder to get out if woman is interested)

        III) Phase Three - Initial Relations

        Dating affords the possibility of sexual relations.  As a temporary candidate for booty, dating a woman of interest is the opportunity to present a persuasive case for sexual relations and eventual sex. Inevitably down the line, a man and woman either move to a higher level with sexual relations or end the courting ritual.  The ManBible recognizes the Third Phase of Dating as Initial Relations.  Regardless whether the effort is great or the booty comes effortlessly, a man who is not afforded sexual relations by the third date should probably get out as quickly as possible.

MBInfo:

Commitment level - Medium (Not easily broken without cause)

Expectations - High (Hope for great bangs and more)

Risks - High (False belief in quality of booty)

Success with women is usually obvious.  A woman convinced will reveal her affection and interest in many ways, including signs of life, an initial make-out session, statements of affection, MBetc.  The IMS is an important indicator of progression out of the second phase of dating. 

MBNote: Building the potential energy of sexual tension during dating is critical to achieving Critical Booty Mass, and a woman's decision to allow a man the privilege of physical contact is an indication of reaching CBM.

        IV) Testing Out the Booty

        Good to test the water before diving deep.  Only actual experience with a woman of interest brings closure to a man's interest.  A woman admired from afar is always the more perfect one.  The ManBible recognizes The Forth Phase of Dating as Testing Out The Booty.  After the recognition of affection and willingness to proceed to sexual relations, other variables of the equation of being with a woman come into play dramatically.  For a man to understand what a future relationship holds in term of booty and non-booty qualities puts him in the best position to make a reasonable judgment.  Sexual relations are always given heavier weight in The MB than other factors.  If the relationship progresses, the intensity level will rise toward an expectation of continual dating and eventual exclusivity to the world.  If the relationship falters, the expectation of a break in the courting ritual is increased.  Either way, the fourth phase will continue, sometimes in a prolonged fashion, until final disposition of the relationship.  

  Only single men can dream of future booty tomorrows.  The main purpose of Testing Out the Booty is also to find a justification for retirement from single life.  Although relationships fulfill emotional needs that foster a type of happiness, which usually lasts 3-24 months  the continued availability of sex is an important factor.  As this phase of dating is an uncertain time, the risk is big for promises made.  Here, there are many techniques and opportunities to continue this phase for a long—if not indefinite—time.  However, most women have feelings and will eventually dump a man who cannot commit to at least some level of exclusivity in dating.   Fooling around and sexual relations are sometimes enough, but frequently, they are privileged only to men in situations when the woman has an expectation of increased dating and commitment. 

MBInfo:

Commitment level - Medium to High (Exclusive sexual relations)

Expectations - Medium (Knowledge of quality of booty)

Risks - High (Breakup drama necessary)

Methods to Prolong

The Forth Phase of Dating

1) A Casual Non-Dating Statement - When a man states in the beginning of phase one or two he is not interested in developing an exclusive dating relationship. "Before we go further, you need to know I was hurt in my last relationship, and therefore I want to take this slow.  Ok?"

        2) Never More than Two in a Row - When a man wants to keep a relationship in low gear, he should never keep a woman's company for more than two nights at any one time.

        3) Never Meet Parents or Friends - When a man avoids the normal contacts a relationship brings, such as hanging with close friends of the woman of interest, he lessens the chances of reaching the point of no return.

        V) Phase Five - The Point of No Return

        The fun must end sometime.  The ManBible teaches that at the third phase of dating, a man will have reached all that can be done through dating.  Dating for men is a courting process to worship the wonder of women and bask in the fruits of sensual bliss.  Hopefully at the end, a man will at least have had sufficient time to bang and memorize the booty show.  After this time has passed, dating will become less about having fun and enjoying sex, and more about the responsibility that relationships ultimately bring.  The ManBible recognizes the end of this phase as The Relationship Resolution.  This is also known as the shit-or-get-off-the-pot moment.  If afforded the opportunity, a man will have to decide whether to go out with or reject the woman of interest.  The ManBible does not discourage getting into a steady relationship, only making unwise decisions.  When a man goes out or has a girlfriend, no longer will his freedom come from every walk to the street from a woman's apartment.   It can begin or end here.

MBInfo:

Commitment level - High (Exclusive relations)

Expectations - Low (Knowledge of quality of booty and other factors)

Risks - High (Breakup drama and life-changing decisions)

MB Warning: The ManBible recognizes most women who are dating men believe these men will become boyfriends, and therefore men are bound for a dating relationship unless they apply a counter-force.

Premature Bang (PB) - Having sex with a woman within 24 hours of making a move.  Sex of this nature is in a category of its own, and is highly prized within the world of men. 

End of the Night Jerk (ENJ) - The time before sleep after a night of female stimulation or other stimulations, which can only be ended by a Jerk of the Gerk (JoG).  Too many ENJs? Read the book!

Section V - The Rules of Dating

MBC5V2S5

        Some rules are made for a reason.  With common experiences in the courting ritual come commonly found best practices.  Although some rules are made to be broken, there are some rules worth following for the overall positive result.  Rules in regard to women do not always have to be followed, however.  The ManBible teaches there are Rules of Dating (ROD), both the seven ManBible Rules of Dating (MBROD) and the ten General Rules of Dating (GRD).   They are cornerstones of wisdom in the basic reality of dating in the modern era.  Some things just work better than others, and the RODs are found most reliable for a majority of women of interest.  A man who follows these rules will always have a greater chance of success than a man who doesn’t.

The ManBible Rules of Dating

        MBROD 1: Always have a good plan of action

        MBROD 2: Girls just want to have fun

        MBROD 3: Have a good story for your life

        MBROD 4: Bring a trump card to play

        MBROD 5: Never disclose too much information

        MBROD 6: Three dates and you’re out

        MBROD 7: Talk less, sex more

MB Dating Rule 1: Always have a plan of action.  A man should always know where he is going. The ManBible recommends a man have a Plan of Action (POA) when dating a woman of interest.  POA is a detailed course of future planned actions or events on a date.  When a man is presented with a dating opportunity, prior thought on the manner and intensity of the date is essential to tailor to a specific WOI.  Along with a general outline of where and when of the date, a man should provide himself with backup options, possible hits, places to turn to up the volume, bar options, music shows playing in town, romantic options, MBetc.  A few minutes of diligent work can lead to many hours of booty delights and pleasures.         

MB Dating Rule 2: Girls just want to have fun. Most women want to have fun on dates.  Even before the date begins, women approach with anticipation and excitement of meeting the man of their dreams.  The ManBible recognizes women are always looking for the right guy, and more times than not it involves some expectation of fun.   A date is not a time to get lame, boring, or seem uninteresting.  A man must rise to the challenge to make a date as fun and exciting as possible, even if his desire is for a less gleeful life.  Girls love to go out: dinner, dancing, movies, parks, mom's or friends’ houses, shops, museums, MBetc. The ManBible recognizes Girls Just Want to Have Fun (GJWTHF), as they represent the more playful and expressive part of our society.  With an inherent desire for fun, a woman's playful nature also translates to fun sexual desires and acts.  Setting up a date to allow a woman to have fun follows this rule of dating.  Furthermore, a man must realize and come to terms with the fact he might have to do some girly things for a good bang. 

MB Dating Rule 3: Have a good story for life down.  In the courting process, a man will eventually be asked several common questions.  All men face these questions, usually on a first date.  One of these questions will essentially concern a man's past and current success in life.  The ManBible recommends all men have a good story for life down at the ready.  When a man writes this story, it should reflect positively upon him.  A man should put every endeavor in a light most favorable to the reasonable woman.  This does not suggest dishonest behavior, only slight adjustments and more colorful metaphors.  A good story of life is complex and fairly cohesive.  Generally, every man's story should be upbeat and hopeful, with confidence of past successes and excitement about future tomorrows.  Especially when the woman does not know the man, this is a blank tablet upon which to stand.  A man should always have a good story to tell.

MB Dating Rule 4: Bring a trump card to play.  There is usually one thing that seals the deal of gaining favor with a woman.  Money is definitely king, and it is good to be the king, but not every man has this type of resource available.  As a man must do the best he can, he must find that one thing in skill, wisdom or of hand.  The ManBible recognizes a man should have one attribute to put him over the top.  (A Sufficient CBP).  Whether it is a mastered skill or a dream to make happen, there must be some purpose in a man's life greater than all others and equal to any good one out there in the world. When the time is right, a man will lay the right card down to win the night.

MB Dating Rule 5: Never disclose too much information.  Disclosure is a tricky ordeal that requires the balancing of two important and competing interests: 1) Information given to express sincerity of interest in a woman for sexual relations and eventual sex, and 2) The cloak of secrecy that causes initial interest and curiosity in a man by a woman of interest.  Generally, the more disclosure now, the less possibility of SRS in the future.  Why say more than is necessary?  The ManBible recognizes a man should limit Disclosure of Information (DOI) in most initial contacts, flirtations, situations and the first three dates.  This DOI rule is crafted to conform to a woman's desire for mystery and intelligence in a man.  Of course, verbally inserting or bragging about something special or an accomplishment is encouraged.  Increasing the Booty Potential through subtle hints and suggestions is good.  Disclosing information that calculates negatively on future relations is bad.  When a man talks too much, he usually begins to spoil the fantasy of a woman's desire to find the one.  Women also have numerous unknown turnoffs that can revoke the courting ritual.  Most often this occurs with a story gone too far, a personal flaw revealed, a general confusion about life, a propensity for violence, traditional putdowns of women, perverse sexual desires, sports, MBetc.  When a man opens up too much, too much can go wrong—and it usually does.

MB Dating Rule 6: Three dates and out - Three attempts are more than sufficient to determine whether or not a woman of interest will afford sexual relations and eventual sex.  A man's dignity must be balanced against the desire for one particular WOI.  Generally, men who waste precious time on fruitless booty pursuits or endeavors are real losers in the world of men. The ManBible recommends a three-date maximum time period in which to engage in some physical contact or sexual relations before moving on to greener pastures.  After three dates, the risk of being played a tool is too great to ignore.

MB Dating Rule 7: Talk Less, Sex More - A man who talks less is in a better position to gain sexual relations and eventual sex than a man who talks too much.  A talkative man who consciously makes an effort to talk less will be more successful with women.

General Rules of Dating

GDR Rule 1) Minimum two days before return call

GDR Rule 2) Never let a woman see you drool

GDR Rule 3) Compliments and flattery work well

GDR Rule 4) Love cannot be professed quickly

GDR Rule 5) Single women are always fair game

GDR Rule 6) Sloppy seconds with ex-girlfriends are discouraged

GDR Rule 7) Winners are sometimes judged by default

GDR Rule 8) Boldness is respected and rewarded

GDR Rule 9) Display of a sensitive nature is usually rewarded

GDR Rule 10) Resist temptation to reciprocate affection

Section VI - Date Type

          MBC5V2S6

All dates are not the same.  Different methods to court a woman both afford advantages and create disadvantages as well.  The best way to get the booty is to start off on the right foot.  Therefore, a man should take into account the type of woman when contemplating a date plan.  Focus on the things needed to please and meet expectations, the places necessary to impress and the moods essential for giving a woman what she likes based on her type.  If a woman is a party girl, date at a bar and make sure to bring money enough for the fun.  If a woman is smart and reserved, date at a restaurant, brush up on wine selecting and make a small list of interesting conversation subjects.  The ManBible recommends pairing the woman with the Date Type (DT).  The DTs are i) The Brunch Date, ii) Daytime Date, iii) The Extended Date, iv) The Night Date, v) Dinner and a Movie, vi) The Concert Date, vii) The Park Date, viii) The Couple Date, ix) The Beach Date, x) The Hang Date, xi) Free Meal Date, xii) The Slut Date, xiii) The Non-Date Date, xiv) The Museum Stroll Date, xv) The Bar Date.  To the best of their ability, men must ask and answer the questions to determine the type of date a man will attempt.  What type of woman is she? What is she impressed by? Is she looking for love or real love? Is she an upper or working-class girl?  A man should think it through, be prepared, and look for inherent opportunities such as the brunch cocktail, romantic views, or hip situations.  Tell them what they want to hear, show them what they want to see, and they will show and tell the rest.

Common Date Types

 

        1) The Brunch Date (TBD) (2-3hrs): A meeting for breakfast on Saturday or Sunday that is as formal as a dinner meal.  This includes a longer timeframe to eat and talk, extensive service and robust food. TBD has the potential to extend into the day.  A man must approach this type of date with a logistical mindset equal to a dinner date.  Planning for further activities after a Brunch Date is also warranted.  One major advantage of TBD is the morning time during weekends increases sensuality and may provide a more fertile ground upon which to gain favor.

        Five brunch date rules:

        1) Pick a nice or hip place

        2) Vibe confidence and mystery

3) Mirror her coffee or tea moves

        4) List of talking points helpful

        5) Dress to impress

          2) Daytime Date (DTD) (3-5hrs): A scheduled meeting during daylight hours for some public activity.  Traditional DTDs include museums, galleries, movies, beaches and walks in the park.  Sunday in the Park is a classic courting ritual displaying class, intelligence and a sensitive nature desired by women.  The day means activity and adventure, and presents an expectation for clean entertainment.  Often, a woman will choose a Daytime Date when there is interest but not an immediate readiness to engage in sexual relations.  DTDs can be safe mechanisms to keep lower expectations.  Either way, a man on a DTD must work hard for the booty and seize opportunities when they arise.  Day dates increase the pressure to perform and wow the woman of interest.  Many times, these lead to an extended date or a night date, though night dates are usually preferred over DTDs.  Of note, day dates are better than nothing and can lead to more.

3) The Extended Date (TED) (12-24hr): When a man at the end of another date type achieves enough attraction and interest to gain some favor, the parties have the option of The Extended Date.    TED is a mutual expression of interest to continue to build sexual tension or engage in sexual relations by extending the date.  Taking advantage of an opportunity to extend a date must be made swiftly, as the moment can be lost when a man sits on his option to extend.  Of course, a man should know what to do and where to go before TED is an option.  Any extension must take the date to a new level.

        4) The Night Date (TND) (3-6hrs): A meeting at night to engage in some public activity.  These include dinner, a club, a show, movie, a party, dancing, drinks, MBetc.  The most important part of The Night Date is the absence of the sun's light fully illuminating the earth, thus complying men and women to pursue more imaginative suggestions to fill the darkness.  This type of date can lead to a First Night Hit (FNH).  Lower light facilitates social gatherings and focuses on the symbolic rather than visual.  Further, the lack of light lowers expectations, making sexual relations and sex more possible.  Most men's first sexual relations occur at night.

        5) Dinner and a Movie (DAM) (3-5hrs): A meeting to go to the movies with the expectation to do one more thing. The Dinner and a Movie is an American dating classic.  It combines food and entertainment that can easily be found, provides the prefect atmosphere to make a move, or at least move closer to success, and it's usually at night.  Further, the movie brings parities in close proximity which artificially creates intimacy. Take advantage.  Further, good seat behavior and body language can put a man in a comfortable zone.  Of course, always let the woman pick the movie, as this is about gaining favor and not about the movie.

        6) The Concert Date (TCD) (4-8hrs): A meeting to go to a music, stage or poetry show.  The entertainment value makes this date ideal for the beginning of the courting ritual, as it provides an event both parties can experience together.  This creation of the intimacy of experience is similar to sexual relations and sex, which also is an event experienced together.  However, SRS is much better than watching a live concert in most instances.  A man should prepare to find comfort for a woman during a Concert Date, including food, water and spirits.  A man must lead at a show.

        7) The Park Date (TPD) (2-4hrs): A meeting to take a stroll in a walking park.  Logistical thought:, including map usage, weather watch and certain proximity to a public garden, a park event, or an interesting surrounding area is important.  The Park Date is an American dating classic.  There is a fair expectation of intimate conversation, grass and beautiful backgrounds.  Grass is a good place to converse with women of interest.  Compliments of a pretty nature can be effective and warranted if a comfortable zone is created.  A park date can also involve a picnic, plants of interest, or ice-skating.

       

8) The Couple Date (TCD) (4-8hrs): A meeting of a couple and two single people to some social function with the intent to match up the two single people.  Also known as a double date, The Couple Date is a classic hookup scheme.  A man should usually take advantage of another couple facilitating a date situation, as many achievements of booty have been found this way. Many woman of interest are derived from friends and friends of friends.  A WOI is created by the circumstance through the mutual benefit of friendship with another couple.  Conversation can be easier as the men can play off of each other.

        9) The Beach Date (TBD) (2-6hrs): A meeting on a beach for sun worship, display of physical ability and fun flirtations.  The beach generally advantages the more fit and tanned, though every man can prosper in the sand.  Preparation is essential, including sun protection to avoid stupid-looking sunburns, refreshments for the ladies, music and a large towel.  As a place for rejuvenation, the beach offers a salt-water cleaning and a skin tan for a healthier look.  Of note, the public display of breasts, booty and everything else is usually impressive and unmatched in most other social settings. 

10) The Hang Date (THD) (6-12hrs): When a man and woman pretend a date is not a date.  Most often disguised as a friendship hangout where both parties are searching for booty, The Hang Date (THD) is always hoped as a first step in the right direction.  Usually THDs are dead-end streets. Traditionally, there is an Exchange of Personal Information (EPI) to inspect without the outward intent encountered in a date.  Of course, inadvertent disclosures can seriously damage future prospects.  Many men have failed simply by an over-disclosure of unnecessary and irrelevant information under the guise of friendship. 

        11) Free Meal Date (FMD) (2-4hrs): When a woman of interest uses the hope of booty to get a man to take her out and dine.   By affording a dating opportunity, the woman gains the rewards of the courting ritual without the risks or effort necessary for the courting ritual.  Most times, this action is deceitful, and does occur from time to time.  Generally a sad affair, this type of date should be avoided unless the company of the WOI is all what is sought or expected.  Many men become entangled and desperate in this position, wasting valuable time and money. 

        12) The Slut Date (TSD) (6-18hrs): Women vary in the degree of sexiness, bangability and ease of getting into bed.  Most women make a man run through several hoops before affording a bang opportunity, therefore encouraging effort in order to gain sexual relations.  However, there are some women that upon meeting have already made the decision to bang.  Although frowned upon in open circles and polite society, most men revere and desire a woman of interest who puts out in an easy fashion.  The ManBible recognizes the value of a sluttish woman and the excitement of The Slut Date (TSD).  In the pursuit of women, any way to shorten the time to sexual relations and sex should be helpful.  Essentially, most men hold the same general philosophy on SRS when it comes to sluts.  This philosophy includes the idea that sexual relations are of paramount importance, and therefore cutting to the chase is appreciated on both sides.

Men generally admire and respect the slutty woman.

13) The Non-Date Date (NDD) (4-6hrs): Some relationships begin well but then stall when both parties cannot make a move and agree to a first date.  As a weaker alternative, a man and woman can agree to go out on the town without using the date label.  The hurdle to success is greater due to the unknown expectation commonly associated with a formal date.  Many times, the non-date label is also used by a woman to shield herself from any unwanted advances. Therefore, a man must maximize the impression given on the NDD to afford a second shot at the apple later.  The NDD is between a date and a hard place.

        14) The Museum Stroll Date (MSD) (4-8hrs): Museums have a long held a cherished history of being a location of mass dating.   What a MSD offers is an intimate setting within a public place. They are usually quite and shaded, and provide many places to rest and talk.  Here, conversations can create an air of intelligence and enlightenment.  A museum makes a man look smarter than he is in actuality.  A man should make sure to pick specific exhibits like the art and sculpture. Armor or weapons can be a stupid dating move. 

15) The Bar Date (TBD) - (4-12hrs) - A meeting set at an establishment for the distribution of spirits and wines.  This date type is most likely to end with sexual relations.  There is much advantage to throwing spirits and wines into the courting ritual, as they act as a universal personality lubricant as well as a booty enhancer.  The Bar Date is a classic move to expedite the initial dating process.  Inhibitions are especially diminished, lowering the bar to affection.  Known as beer goggles, alcohol can artificially enhance the quality of booty.  Many men have gone home with one woman of interest only to wake up with another.

        Section VII - Stupid Dating Moves

        MBC5V2S7

Men are generally stupid around women.  Although most episodes of stupidity are not fatal to a bang, a man can derail a good situation by straying from the focus on success.  Success demands discipline to think before speaking.  Throughout history, men have made numerous mistakes in the quest for booty.  In many of these instances, the mistakes are of similar quality and caliber.  The ManBible recognizes these common Stupid Dating Moves (SDMs) as created events through action or speech that decrease the potential to hookup with a woman of interest.  SDM should generally be avoided if possible.  Sometimes the SDM is no fault of the man: A subject matter, story raised or act inadvertently made can cause the negative effect.  However, many actions are under the control of a man and can be suppressed. These include smoking in front of a non-smoker, talking politics, divulging a pension for frequenting titty dance bars, hitting on other women during the date, MBetc.  The best way to avoid being stupid is to remember men are generally stupid and women are crazy.

Stupid Dating Moves

1) Revealing affection for another woman of interest - A date is a significant event.  Because men are dogs and will bang almost any woman they meet, women believe a date is theirs to give and a man’s to receive.  With this imbalance comes unequal expectations, including paying for the date, best behavior, clean clothes and the Rule of Focused Interest (RFI).  The RFI means the future is open and not hindered by past girlfriends and lovers.  The new WOI does not care about the other women.  Being friendly with the waitress is one thing (don’t overdo it), but profession of love for a former girlfriend is fatal.  The RFI does not necessitate a total refrain from subtle jealous prods that display independent attraction and a high Booty Potential.  However, a woman on a date is concerned with her own attraction and story, and usually reacts poorly to real competition during a date.   

2) Talking too much and often - Women are generally concerned about the substance of a man more than the superficial dressing.   Although this does not diminish the power of a handsome face or buff arms, a man's personality is weighed heavily.  Saying the right thing at the right time can greatly improve the chances of sexual relations and sex.  One way to find the right thing is to reduce the times of saying the wrong thing.  The ManBible recognizes Heavy Talk Traffic (HTT) risks greater exposure to mistake and leaves a record upon which to make refined assessments.  A man who talks less creates more mystery and respect from the words he does use.  Further, HTT drowns out the woman in conversation resulting in a loss of focus on the woman of interest.  Women sometimes tolerate talkish behavior when the bang is more important than personality.  However, HTT can become an annoying obstacle to better relations and success.  Men should avoid talking too much, but avoid uncomfortable silences. It’s good to remain mysterious, but uncomfortable silences often indicate a man is shy/insecure, or there is no chemistry on the date. Ask the girl a question about herself to gain favor.

3) Don’t be a Dark Cloud - A positive attitude wins the girl more times than not.  Most often the man who displays joy, optimism, interest and energy creates advantage in the courting ritual.  Women just want to have fun, so a depressive approach rarely brings success.  The world a man presents a woman to enter must show signs of a positive future.  This can be as simple as the love of going to the movies or as complicated as scuba diving.  The ManBible recognizes The Dark Cloud (TDC) as a display of pessimism and negative energy.  TDC is usually a fatal move during a date.

Section VIII - The Dating Matrix

          MBC5V2S8

        A date should generally follow a plan.  To achieve this goal, a man must inquire into possibilities and known events. The ManBible recognizes a Dating Matrix (DM) is a useful tool for developing this plan of action.  To use the matrix, a man must slowly browse the matrix as he ponders the woman of interest.  A future date situation will please the woman as much as afford opportunities to make a move.  Ideas in a matrix will combine and work off each other to reveal unique and novel approaches to the type of date chosen.  After the general formulation is made, a man must then put the plan into action.

A Sample Dating Matrix

MBEx: Romance, Dinner, Beautiful Park, Popular Walk, Flowers.  A beautiful day walk date in the sun:  Prepare by mapping out a nice place to meet and a interesting walk ... perhaps to a restaurant you know will be good, and then another walk through a park as the sun settles for post dinner romance move.

Verse III

The Girlfriend

"When a woman gives it up to a man, there is an implicit understanding of exclusive rights for bargained value.  When a man dedicates himself to a single woman of interest, he trades a life of freedom for the reliability of sexual relations and eventual sex."

                                                        MBC5V3S1L40

        MBC5V5S0

          Section I - The Point of No Return

Section II - Types of Girlfriends    

Section III - The Girlfriend Statutes

Section IV - The Commitment Issue

Section V - Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant

Section VI - The Monogamy Quandary

Sacred Illuminated Text: Before a man passes the point of no return, he should first make sure he no longer wants to be where he presently is.  Having a girlfriend is very different than a one-night stand.

        Section I - The Point of No Return

        MBC5V3S1

Beyond the third date raises concern.  For men who seek women, the modern world generally follows the rule of one man to one woman.  As a balance of the power structure in a relationship, the terms of this rule are straightforward: exclusivity for sexual relations and eventual sex.  The ManBible recognizes this as the One Woman Rule (OWR).  Although the OWR is effective to stabilize most social scenes, this rule creates a serious problem for most men.  The vast majority would date and sleep with as many women as possible if afforded the booty opportunity.  Only the expectation of socially acceptable behavior in exchange for booty keeps men in line.  The MB recommends the patience to play by the rules for more assured success with women.  This is especially true since the quality and quantity of sexual relations and sex are proportional to the quality and quantity of commitment a man makes to a woman of interest. 

Shit or get off the pot.  After a few dates, most women expect some form of commitment. Many times, women will state the commitment expectation or else.  Although there are ways to avoid the issue, most men lack the strength of conviction to remain single and available in the face of a woman they like to bang.  Eventually, the decision whether or not to date more seriously or move on to other women of interest in the green pastures of future tomorrows must be made.  The ManBible recognizes this moment as the Point of No Return (PNR).  The PNR is where dating ends and a girlfriend relationship begins. Thus, the PNR moment is when a man loses the distinction of being a single man.  

Commitment means never getting caught.  Crossing the girlfriend line requires an agreement that certain behaviors will cease.  These behaviors include hitting on other women, hooking up with old girlfriends, soliciting prostitutes, staying out late without checking in, forgetting important dates, woman-free relaxation, heavy lead-on flirting, certain associations with disliked third parties, control of the social calendar, taking your dick out with you, picking up easy women, aimless wandering in the booty market, MBetc.  Anything beyond The Point of No Return is technically cheating. The effect of moving forward and beyond the PNR is profound, and The ManBible teaches men to recognize the transformative and important nature of the contemplated change. Fear of making the wrong choice of girlfriend should weigh heavily on the decision.  Knowing what you give up is as important as knowing what you gain.

All things must end to begin.  When a man finally decides to commit to exclusive dating, he passes from single life to a more narrowly-focused reality. The PNR takes a man off the list of available men.  

The Point of No Return Rule:

        MBRule 3.1 - The Point of No Return

A man is considered at the PNR line when either:

        1) He is expected of exclusivity in sexual relations.

        2) The man has gained sexual relations and sex, and

either:

a) Told the women he loves her

b) Promised an intimate future; boyfriend-girlfriend activities; or family matters

                        c) Disclosed too much information

3) The woman addresses monogamy and asserts control through a direct question on commitment.

A man never gets something for nothing.  Women are possessive by nature, and many demand an accounting of any traded pleasure made to a man.  Traded pleasures include sexual relations and sex.  When a woman gives it up, there is an implicit understanding of exclusive rights in a bargained value.  One major benefit is SRS in a more predictable, consistent and higher volume fashion.  The ManBible recognizes having a girlfriend ensures Consistency of Booty (COB).  The trade of freedom of booty for the reliability of SRS with a girlfriend always retains some value, especially at the beginning of a courting ritual.  A man has got to do what a man has got to do for booty.

MB Warning: Men who are dating are single until they give up the right of being single.  The ManBible recognizes a man remains single even when dating.  A man must remember it is a choice whether or not to cross the PNR line—and give up much of something good for something else entirely.  

Common Reasons

To Have a Girlfriend

1) Sex On Demand (SOD)

2) Female company

3) Social pressure

4) Better living

5) Stumbled into

6) Relief from boredom

7) Dirty laundry

8) Money

9) Trophy Girl

10) Social pressure

 

There is always a point of peak interest.  Although relationships can find higher and higher levels of intensity, most eventually peak at a certain level and then drop.  A common problem with girlfriends is when the relationship intensity does not reflect the level of girlfriend.  Apart from the natural effect of diluted sexual relations, many women of interest fade in interest after a time of general use.  The ManBible recognizes the greatest intensity of a relationship as The Point of Peak Interest (PPI).  Once the PPI is achieved, there is usually a precipitate decrease in interest.  Many times this occurs after men find themselves in committed to deep-rooted relationships.  Extrication from this type of situation is difficult and usually painful. 

MBex: After dating for several months, a man finds himself thinking about commitment.  He likes that she is sexy and mean, but with a very kind heart and revealing boobage.   The man hasn't been in a relationship for many months, and is aware of his boredom at night, even with late-night hang opportunities of booty.  He thinks about her Total Woman Profile evaluation as a HSYTS (Hot, Smart, Tall and Sexy) and how he has been dreaming of this future for some time.  He asks her to move in with him.

Being single means the ability to act on new opportunities of booty.  Avoiding the Point of No Return by pushing the line back as far as possible into a relationship gives a wider berth to retain single behavior.  Seeing or dating a woman of interest a few times should not automatically start an exclusive relationship.  Dates are a way to find out whether or not to give up single life for an exclusive relationship.  Single life is generally more exciting than relationship life.  However, a final commitment is in the normal course of dating and should not be considered unusual.  Consistency of booty is an important achievement.   

Avoiding a relationship is not easy.  There comes a moment in the courting ritual where a decision concerning moving forward into relationship waters must be made.  Although long-term relationships offer various pleasures, such as assured sex and good feelings, being in the game has many advantages.  When a man holds firm to his single life, the courting ritual must end or conditions must be imposed on the relationship.  The ManBible recognizes the ManBible Rules in the Sand (MBRS) as the essential guides to staying single under the pressure of a woman of interest.  The MBRS are designed to avoid issues a man deems undesirable, such as meeting the parents, talking about moving in together, babies, marriage, MBetc.  They also give a man an opening for terminating the relationship, if necessary.  

MB Rules in the Sand

        1) The intention to not make the relationship exclusive

        2) The intention to not seek a marriage situation

        3) The reality of fragile emotions (MB a.k.a hurt before)

        4) Not looking for a girlfriend (Classic)

        5) Not meeting the parents (Classic)

        6) Intent to take things slow  

All good things come with strings attached.  During the normal course of the courting ritual, and notwithstanding The Grand Bargain, The ManBible recognizes a woman will afford a man what he seeks in exchange for substantial Strings of Attachment (SOA).  SOAs include the check-in call, monogamy, disinterest in other women, less hang-time with friends, MBetc.   

MB Note: Being upfront with the remaining single not only puts a red line in the sand it, but it tests a woman's boundaries.  Women accepting of an open relationship tend to be more sexually interesting. 

Section II - Types of Girlfriends

          MBC5V3S2

Every girlfriend is unique.  The modern man knows to celebrate the variety of women in the world.  So many women, so little time—for so much ass.  Every women brings challenges, but more importantly, one-of-a-kind bodies and sexual encounters. Therefore, any categorization of worth must focus on the big picture as opposed to the individual experience.  The ManBible recognizes six major types of Girlfriend Relationships:  i) The Girlfriend (GF), ii) The Serious Girlfriend (SGF), iii) The Hot Girlfriend (HGF), iv) The Good Girlfriend (GGF), v) The Temporary Girlfriend (TGF), and vi) The Psycho Girlfriend (PGF).  Further, there are women who are a bang and a friend, known as a Friend with Benefits (FWB).  With the passage of time of approximately three years, a Long-Term Girlfriend (LTGF) can be created, which is the equivalent to marriage, but with the opportunity to bail.  There is usually the expectation of showing real love in a LTGF.  Whichever is found or desired, knowing what type of girlfriend you have in a relationship is a good place to start.

MBWarning: A man who does not want a girlfriend does not have to get a girlfriend.  Having a girlfriend means more time, energy and soul spent maintaining the status.  Although the benefits are great, the detriments are equally oppressive.  Booty walking down the street is not as sweet when a girlfriend is around.

Type of Girlfriend

(Average Time Spent)

Friends with Benefits (FWB) (0-10 hours/week) - Bang buddy

Girlfriend (GF) (10-30 hours/week) - Regular GF

Serious Girlfriend (SGF) (30-60 hours/week) - Serious GF

Hot Girlfriend (HGF) - A very attractive girlfriend

Good Girlfriend (LTGF) (60-140 hours/week) - LTGF

Temporary Girlfriend (TGF) - Already planned dump within one month.

Psycho Girlfriend (PGF) - Strange behavior outside general norms

There are many rules in the game of love.  Although most of these requirements are shunned, the man who follows the rules has much more fun.  Actions that further deepen a relationship help create booty consistency.  The ManBible recognizes the Girlfriend Maintenance Rules (GMR) as common rules to facilitate a positive atmosphere conducive to women so that they remain interested.  The GMR reflect the realities of the world and is a general guide to success.  Adhering to the GMR keeps a girlfriend happy, and happy women desire sexual relations and sex.  The continued longevity of a relationship many times depends on whether or not the GMR rules were followed.  Men must avoid mistakes to keep a woman.

The ManBible Girlfriend Rules

1) Treat your girlfriend as you would treat your friends

2) Ignore what other guys think

3) Do at least one romantic act per week

4) Pay attention when she speaks

5) Never make negative comments about her body

6) Watch some girl movies

7) Meet and charm her parents

8) Let her dress you better

9) Keep up nights on the town

10) Take nothing about her for granted

Section III - The Girlfriend Statutes

MBC5V4S3

Rule 4.1 - Girlfriend Statute

A woman is considered a man's Girlfriend (GF) when:

        1) Average time spent is 10-30 hours/week

        2) The man has gained sexual relations and sex, and

either:

a) The man has promised and received through mutual assent an exclusive relationship with a woman of interest, and has made public notice of the situation if necessary.

       

b) There is no pushback to a vocalized expectation from the woman of interest that the relationship is exclusive, and the man and woman:

                a) Move in together, or

                b) Display romantic behavior 

3) They have dated substantially for > 1 month; they see each other at least 4 times a week with sex; and:

                        a) They are not seeing anyone else

b) The man is no longer trying to gain the favor of other women

4) They have dated for > 3 months; they see each other at least 3 times a week with sex; and:

a) They are not seeing anyone else

b) They talk every night

                5) They have dated for > 1 month and:

                        a) They live far apart

                        b) They see each other 1-2 times a month for sex

                        c) They are not seeing anyone else

         

6) A written agreement

MB Note (Rule 4.1) - A breakup after MBGF and before MBSGF status is considered a breaking of the boyfriend-girlfriend covenant.

* Written agreements are rare. (See Psycho-Girlfriend)

         

Rule 4.2 - Serious Girlfriend Statute

A woman is a man's Serious Girlfriend (SGF) when:

        1) Average time spent is 30-150 hours/week, and

        2) The man has gained sexual relations and sex, and

a) The man has promised and received an exclusive relationship with a woman of interest, and has made public notice of the situation if necessary, and:

a) Uses words of love or special feelings of hope for the future, or

                b) Begged for love

                c) Love at first sight (MBC2V4S5)

                2) The man and woman date every day for > 2 weeks and:

                        a) They move in together, or

                        b) They sleep over every day afterwards

3) They have dated for > 3 months; they see each other at least 5 times a week with sex; and:

a) They are not seeing anyone else, or

b) The man is no longer trying to gain the favor of other women

4) There is no pushback to a vocalized expectation of the woman; the relationship is exclusive and special; and the man and woman:

                a) Move in together, or

                b) Do as much as possible together, or

                        c) The man believes he's is usually wrong and

should do what he is told to do, or

d) The man does everything necessary to keep the woman of interest's favor.

5) There is a vocalized expectation by the man and woman that the relationship is both exclusive and special, and:

                        a) They have moved in together, or

                        b) they see each other for as much time as possible

       

Rule 4.3 – Long-Term Girlfriend

A woman is a man's Long-Term Girlfriend (LTGF) when:

1) They have dated for > 6 months; they see each other at least 4 times a week with sex, and:

b) They are not seeing anyone else, or

c) The man is no longer trying to gain the favor of other women

2) They have dated for > 6 months and moved into together.

        Rule 4.4 - Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant

When a man and woman are considered at least a GF-BF under Rule 4.1, a Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant (BFGFC) implies the following promises:

                1) Monogamy unless by permission

2) Whereabouts disclosed at all times

3) All expectations must be attempted

4) Money for free

5) Unreasonable behavior tolerated

        Rule 4.5 - Psycho-Girlfriend Statute

A woman is deemed a Psycho or Crazy Girlfriend (PGF/CGF) when:

1) She keeps tabs or stalks the man's every move in life, or,

2) Extreme possessive behavior, where any other female interaction is forbidden or unwanted, or    

3) Any woman with psychological challenges who provides:

        i) Great sexual encounters,

        ii) Intense arguments and fits of irrational

emotion, and       

iii) Absolute chaos in life

Section IV - The Commitment Issue

          MBC5V3S4

Commitment is a lonely island.  Leaving the single life of bliss and excitement for the same woman every night can be very hard.  Being single is generally great; being in a relationship is generally difficult.  Many men in relationships dream the dream of the single man.  Commitment that includes monogamy is especially problematic as it decreases the real booty possibilities necessary for exuberant living.  The woman of interest who walks into the club can only offer a good look and a fantasy image for the LNJ.  For women, commitment is the barter for sexual relations and eventual sex.  When a woman decides to become intimate with a man, pressure for the acceptance of exclusive rights rapidly develops.  Probably a remnant of past biology, this reaction is to protect territory.  Commitment creates an opportunity for booty and booty consistency, yet it also diminishes freedom of booty.  Most men take the deal and get the SRS.

Girlfriends are necessary extra work.  Unlike a dream within the mind, which cannot see the woman of interest, a real WOI pursued through courting is always a greater pleasure when banged well.  The dream of a girlfriend and having a girlfriend are different. The dream is something to point a compass North to.  The reality is just work and hopefully some good sex.  Those who search for the perfection of a dream end up experiencing lonely nights alone.  

MB Warning: First dates create a commitment for the woman. By the time a man finds himself in this important phase of the courting ritual, the question of “Would have sex with him?" is usually answered in the affirmative, which is good. The woman is now probing for a reason to let the man enjoy the pleasure of her company. Finding a good reason that resonates with the woman creates the commitment necessary for sexual relations and eventual sex.

Section V - Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant

          MBC5V3S5

          Always promise some form of love.  A man who enters the relationship phase is expected to act with the utmost good faith, loyalty and expanded disclosure of information.  When a man crosses the point of no return, a girlfriend is made and a boyfriend comes into being.  The ManBible recognizes this moment forms a sacred covenant called the Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant (BFGFC).  The BFGFC is an implied group of rights that is assigned to a man for the benefit of a woman.  Most times, the terms of the BFGFC are not discussed.  Other times, the law is laid down starkly.  Although most of these conditions are generally reasonable, a bright line is created for men to follow where none previously existed.  This in turn limits a man's sexual freedom and ability to act on his appetites.  Things change when a woman of interest enters a man's life. 

Common

Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant

I, state your name, hereby affirm this covenant to my new girlfriend and now, best friend in the world,  ______________.  I promise to protect and care for her, act like a man, and do everything I can to keep her around. I will not fraternize with other women without permission, nor fail to reveal my whereabouts.  I will attempt with all good faith to satisfy her needs, both physically and emotionally, as well as monetarily, and even her requests that are unreasonable.  I know and acknowledge the consequences of my actions as I affirm today.

                                                                   X___________________  

Key Points of BFGFC:

1) Monogamy unless by permission

2) Whereabouts disclosed at all times

3) All expectations must be attempted

4) Money for free

5) Unreasonable behavior tolerated

MB Note: The purpose of the Boyfriend-Girlfriend Covenant is to defray the pain, anguish and heartache of most relationships by revealing the terms of surrender.  A man will accept more of what he knows to be possible and less of what he never has known to exist.  If a man ultimately decides to prolong a desired relationship and does not know what will cause the woman to freak out and dump him, the BFGFC will guide him through the reasonable expectations most women share.

        Section VI - The Monogamy Quandary

          MBC5V1S6

The rule is one woman at a time.  In the modern world, most women do not tolerate the sharing of their man with other women.  Emotions of jealous frustration, concern and eventual anger develop quickly.  Women protect their male territory and demand monogamous relationships in most cases.  This requirement of exclusive banging raises several issues of concern.  If a law could be passed freeing men from only dating and sleeping with one woman of interest, men would date and sleep with as many women as possible.  The monogamous nature of relationships is contrary to the real hope of men.  The ManBible recognizes the One-Woman One-Man Rule (OWOMR) puts enormous pressure on a man.  The OWOMR is counter to the instinct and calling to bang.  Because men are as faithful as their options, the OWOMR causes many men to be found guilty of cheating and summarily dumped.  A man must at lease create the appearance of OWOMR.

Men generally want sex with more than one woman.  Only social constraints in most modern societies curtail this ambition through the One-Woman One-Man Rule.  Due to the primal nature, a focus on women and sex is a constant thought brought to the forefront throughout the day.  Wherever a man finds himself, he more than likely is thinking about booty. Although men and women share common traits as people, men generally focus on the physical nature of male-female interactions.  A man's prerogative is generally sexual relations, and therefore more concern is held with what they are doing rather than whom they are doing.  Focusing on the sexual act alone sometimes conflicts with the importance women place on real intimacy. 

MBWarning: Single while dating is the trick.  The pleasure of new booty and female company is usually better before a man and a woman agree to a steady relationship.  Therefore, a man should contemplate before giving up the single life.  The ManBible recognizes there is no easy way out of adhering to the One-Woman -an Rule.  Although dating a woman of interest a few times in reality doesn't automatically start an exclusive relationship, the consensus in the world of women is that it does. 

Verse IV

Relationships

"When a man and a woman of interest take the dating phase to its logical conclusion, they are ready to choose whether to start a relationship or reset the booty clock to zero."

                                                                -MBC5V4S2L14

Section I - The Grand Bargain

Section II - Relationship Phases

Section III - Being the One

Section IV - Keeping a Woman

Section V - Living Together

Section VI - Keeping Them Angry

Section VII - The Missing Men

Sacred Illuminated Thought - A man who maintains his booty potential never moves in with a girlfriend too quickly.  The things gained from coupling together are outweighed by the diminished independent nature of man.

Section I - The Grand Bargain

MBC5V4S1

          Rarely in life does a man get something from a woman for nothing.  The dream for most men is sex without consequence.  However, this dream is rarely possible or even practical.  Women insist on an exchange of commitment for booty.  Most men must engage in relationships of consequence with women of interest to gain sexual relations and sex. Along with the advantage of consistent SRS, a relationship can bear increased social status for a man. The ManBible recognizes The Grand Bargain (TGB) of life as the receipt of sex and other female intimacies for the promise of boyfriend relations and love.  A relationship can bear increased social status for a man.  The extent of the promises necessary to gain SRS depends on the woman of interest.  Most times, promises are given too readily. 

The Grand Bargain

RELATIONSHIP ß ----- TGB ----- à SEXUAL RELATIONS AND SEX

All dating must eventually end.  After a man and woman date several times, a choice must be made.  When a man and a woman of interest take the dating phase to its logical conclusion, they are ready to choose whether to start a relationship or reset the booty clock to zero.  Depending on the man and his WOI, relationships either stay at initial levels or they grow more serious over time.  Ultimately, when the intensity in one relationship rises above all others, a man has found the trouble for a long time.

Alone Happiness vs. Miserable Togetherness

MB Warning: Women want relationships.  Women date to find relationships. The ManBible recognizes most women who are dating men believe these men will ultimately become boyfriends, and therefore bound for a dating relationship unless the brakes are applied.

Section II - Relationship Phases

MBC5V4S2

        The more women a man goes out with, the more he should realize the commonalities between each experience. Most normal relationships go through several general phases.  These phases demark fundamental changes that every relationship goes through. The ManBible recognizes women are generally more interested in relationships, especially since they are usually devoid of a depraved sexual appetite common among men.  Women like to nest.  From the beginning until the end, a man must recognize the phase in which he resides and prepare for the potential phases of tomorrow.  Especially during the beginning phases, the sexual intensity is generally higher and the Booty Benefits (BB) the greatest. 

                          

            Booty Benefits = Amount of Sex  X   Quality of Sex

                                                                                                            

         

In the beginning of the courting ritual, there is nothing but the excitement and anticipation of meeting new women.  A man's thoughts should soar at the endless possibilities of tomorrow; a single man is never happier or freer in life then at this time.  The ManBible recognizes this as phase zero. (P0).  When a woman of interest is finally found, however, and actions begin, inevitably, phase zero will end.  With this end, a man must choose if he will court this woman with the intent to begin a Normal Dating Relationship (NDR).  A man has several choices: he can either i) go for a one-night stand (ONS), (which is technically a very short relationship), ii) set up future possibilities, iii) woo, but not take, or iv) begin a NDR.  The NDR is the relationship work, as seen on television, and after first contact, that men usually take as the default.  The ManBible warns men to set their default at woo, but not take.  A man does not always have to break out the big guns of gaining favor.

Seven Relationship Phases

of The Normal Dating Relationship

Phase One - Going Out  

Phase Two - Three Months MB Sufficient Maximum

Phase Three - Eight Months

Phase Four - Three Years

Phase Five - Engagement (Or engaged to be engaged)

Phase Six - Wedding

Phase Seven - Death

A man must act to get the booty.  When the time is right, making a move is the only way to find success.  Sitting on the sidelines of the game of love only leads to end of the night jerks.  The risk is great but the rewards are even greater.  Further, each failure guides a man to success on following attempts.  THERE ARE MANY AWESOME BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.  A man should never be fooled by the emotions of the present to believe the current WOI is somehow indispensable.  There is an unlimited amount of desirable women in the modern world.    

MB Warning: There are some relationships that skip phases, but these are usually reserved for greedy men, too quick to get bed and impatient until the end.  The ManBible honors these men for their efforts, but cautions men to build a relationship brick from brick, not mountain from snow.  A man who speeds up a relationship in order to Maximize Booty Benefits (MBB) endangers both his freedom and an easy break-off.  There is time for everything, especially when a relationship will eventually end.

Single-Centric Behavior (SCB) - When a man is determined to remain single, and therefore continues a general posture of rejecting long-term relationships.

Couple-Centric Behavior (CCB) - When a man is in a serious relationship (SR) and converts to only hanging out with his companion or our couples.  Examples include dinner parties, movie nights, game nights, daytime outings to the beach or the lake, ski mountain, farm, apple orchard, MBetc.

Section III - Being the One

MBC5V4S3

There are several reasons women date men. One of these reasons is the hope that the man might be the one who fulfills the fantasy and desires the woman.  The ManBible recognizes this designation as THE ONE.  Being designated as the one puts a man in a strong position regarding success.  With the dream of living the rest of her life in happiness possible, a woman will go into a dating mode that gives her the best chance for success.  It can be disinterest/indifference (reverse flirtation psychology), eagerness, body show or flash (BS or BF), engagement talk, physical flirtation, the touch, proximate causing, flirting with other men, MBetc. 

In the future, the pursuit for booty will draw to a close for the love of one woman and one woman alone.

When a woman of interest affects a man to do everything necessary to gain favor—make out, date, move in, marry, have children, grow old and die—she's the one.  At this moment, the man believes he has found the one.  The ManBible warns of this approach; it's for dummies.  This is analogous to blowing your load all at once too quickly.  A man must take things slowly, and build on experiences.  At first, when a man is young and inexperienced, a woman of extreme interest seems like the one.  As experience builds, most men experience the next one, the third one, the final one, one more, MBetc.  It is a common experience, and The ManBible recognizes by this experience that there are many women who are the one.  This experience of finding the one should be enjoyed but not followed easily.

“The One” Syndrome - When a man fixates on one woman of interest, the relationship ends, and he continues to fixate on the WOI without regard to gaining other women.  This syndrome starts after six months and can last up to seven years.  Three months is The ManBible's maximum allowable time for grieving a lost relationship.

A relationship is like a flower. 

Piss on it long enough and it will wither.

Spark of Love - The initial feeling of total longing and affection for a woman of interest, which is strong enough to drive a man into the singular focus of one woman.

          Section IV - Keeping a Woman

MBC5V4S4

A woman primarily dates for the long term when she believes a man is potentially "the one."  As a potential one, a man's status as a boyfriend or partner is secured, and therefore sexual relations are secured for the future.  In order for a relationship to continue past the third month, a man must give substantial effort or risk a woman's diminished interest in the man being thought of as the potential one.  There will also come a time when a man must act in order to save a relationship in danger of prematurely ending.  The ManBible recognizes there are some actions a man can take to extend a relationship into six months and beyond.  These are called The ManBible Relationship Extenders.  They are tried and true methods for keeping a man in continued interest. 

        (RE1) Relationship extender: Keep them happy

        (RE2) Relationship extender: Keep them mad

        (RE3) Relationship extender: Capitulate

        (RE4) Relationship extender: Talk about their day

        (RE5) Relationship extender: Do girly things with them

        (RE6) Relationship extender: Cook dinners together

        (RE7) Relationship extender: Frequently go out on the town

        (RE8) Relationship extender: Find a common interest

        (RE9) Relationship extender: Do what she wants to do

        (RE10) Relationship extender: Dress well

The best defense against a diminished relationship, however, is not to get into this situation in the first place. A relationship always starts out with a high degree of long-term sex and coupling potential. This will eventually fade as a doomed relationship goes into the decline period. Knowing when this is occurring, and making a mid-course correction, is key to avoiding the dreaded dumped on your ass (DOYA).

          Some things a man does are more effective than others.  The best moves to gain favor with a woman of interest are The Big Guns of Gaining Favor (BGGF).  They are the most effective moves out there, and they work almost every time.  They bring sex to a man's life in a quick fashion, and that is not a bad thing.  The ManBible only recommends a man use BGGFs sparingly; their power is matched by their risks.

        1) The man quickly agrees to be a boyfriend.

        2) The man does what she wants to do, always.

        3) The man spends all of his time with her, immediately.

        4) The man spends lots of money on her, immediately.

        5) The man introduces her to his parents, way too soon.

          6) The Quick Move-in.

        7) The Lie of Love

        Section V - Living Together

          MBC5V4S5

Better judgment should prevail in life.  Living together outside of marriage is not a sin but is fairly dumb.  When men and women live together, a nest is formed in the world of women.  Regardless of what the man thinks the situation is about, it's common for nesting to occur.  Because nesting is designed for long-term coupling and beyond, it conflicts with the mission to increase booty potential and seek out booty adventures.  The ManBible recommends men remain in their own space until marriage is seriously contemplated.   Because men break the “no living with girlfriend” rule frequently, the Minimum Time Rule (MTR) was created to afford a six-month dignity and sanity buffer.  This rule is purely a practical effect.   An independent man is best suited for the game of love, and maintains all options in a perpetual mode of action and adventure.  To have one's own space means individual freedom to not be tied down, which means booty opportunities are available more frequently. 

MBNote: Part of the advantage of keeping separate spaces is due to breakup time minimization.  The non-binding nature of separate-spaces relationships makes the eventual end in failure/breakup fairly assured.

          Section VI - Keeping Them Angry

          MBC5V4S6

          Love and hate are conditions with similar appeal.  There are two general approaches in a relationship: Keep them happy or keep them angry.  A man who keeps a woman happy is inclined to capitulate, apologize and do the right thing often.  This approach takes maturity and confidence to lose hand but gain the stability of a satisfied woman.  Happiness curtails the pain women may cause in retaliation for dissatisfaction. A man who keeps a woman angry is inclined to argue, protest and pick most battles not worth fighting.  This approach is immature but fairly satisfying.  Anger increases a woman’s scorn and emotional need to retaliate.  The ManBible recognizes both approaches of either Keeping Them Happy (KTH) or Keeping Them Angry (KTA).  KTH and KTA can be effective in certain situations, and the type of woman is essential to determine the path to take.  Keeping a woman happy is the best choice for most women.  When a man decides to KTH, he will use concession, reasonability, romance and placation to please her in every way possible and as much of the time as possible.  As a pride-swallowing endeavor, the positive result is an overall maintenance of peace and prosperity.  When a man decides to keep a woman angry, he will attempt to ignore, to act with unreasonable behavior and general immaturity, and consistently refuse to give as much as he takes.  Men who utilize KTA must be commended for their bravery and admonished for their stupidity.  The choice is either to win small battles but lose the war, or concede the battlefield and surrender for more. 

General Recommended Approach

KEEP THEM HAPPY

Common Ways to Keep them Happy

1) Quality Romantic Time (QRT)

2) Hang with other couples

3) Wear approved styles and shop

4) Promise improved living

5) Curtail stupid guy friends

6) Help with domestic upkeep

7) React with support for feelings and emotions

8) Pretend to care about female issues of importance

9) Remember to celebrate key dates

10) Buy presents when traditionally required

MB Note: In order for a man to KTH he must find a woman of interest who does not mind being with a pleasant man.  Although most women prefer the pleasant man, the bad boy type is liked in some circles, especially those of younger women.

Common Ways to Keep them Angry

1) Fight against reasonable expectations

2) Fail to share social time with her friends

3) Excessive rest and sleep

4) Fail to keep promises

5) Cheat with hookers

6) Gamble and lose

7) Fight battles not worth fighting

8) Come home late

9) Binge drink

10) Refuse to dance at social events      

         

MB Note: In order for a man to KTA he must also maintain several other qualities, including good sexual relations and sex and good purpose in life.  A woman will only put up with anger-producing behavior if there are overriding considerations.

        Section VII - The Missing Men

        MBC5V4S7

Women of interest can ruin friendships and family.  There are two types of women in this world:  Women who befriend your friends and bring a group of friends closer, and women who take a man away from his friends and the brotherhood of men.  The ManBible recognizes this choice depends on the body and the day, and therefore a dangerous pitfall.  Some women want total control and domination over their man.   When the effect of a woman of interest is extremely strong, combined with a woman's desire for total control, a man can be ripped from the fabric of the world of men.  The woman will take the man away, both in mind and body.  He will start to call his guy friends less and less, miss big social functions, and seem passive when caught on the phone.  A man in this state will eventually be cut off from his friends, and drift away into memory.  He will become one of the missing men.

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Verse V

The World Of Women

"There are some who believe women are put on this earth to suck the soul of men for the rest of their lives.  This belief does not preclude the recognition of many good women."

          MBC5V5S0

Section I - The World Of Women

Section II - The Modern Woman

Section III - A Liberalized Approach

Section IV - Twenty-Four

Section V - Girl Talk

Section Vi - What She Knows

Section VII - The Bitches Brew

Section VIII - Turnoffs

Section IX - A Disappointed Lady

Section X - The Year Of

         

Sacred Illuminated Truth: A woman's beauty should never be underestimated, as it casts a spell of desire and allure wherever men are found longing.  The power and strength are undeniable to all who wish to experience its enlightenment.  

Section I - The World Of Women

          MBC5V5S1

Men and women live in different worlds.  Men want to have sexual relations and sex, and women want everything else.  This duality is by virtue of the species, and conforms to the many opposite yet equally important things in life.  There is always a danger of conflict, as instead of the one goal of SRS, women have many goals.  These take the form of aspirations, desires and notions of a future life together—issues rarely fully thought about and thought through by men, but essential to the success or failure of relationships and beyond. 

Women leave an impression of insanity.  When confronted with the challenges associated with differing reality viewpoints, a man must remember the most important fact: the world made by women must be traversed for sexual relations and eventual sex.  There is no other way around this critical point.  The ManBible teaches men to accept the truth that the World of Women (WOW) is a frustrating mind-drain of confusion, and then move forward to manage and even conquer it.  The adverse conditions of crazy must be balanced with the positive needs in life.  Regularly experienced and ignored by men, the effect of a woman's actions, deeds and words does not have to be debilitating.  From the unreasonablly long amount of time a woman takes to get dressed, to the detailing of arguments within the argument, The WOW will challenge the very essence of a man's belief system.  The WOW brings both pleasure and pain. 

MBWarning: The ManBible does not address issues of marriage and beyond.  Although many of the principles, methods and rules would apply prospectively to women in marriage, The MB is silent on the issue to conform to the sad reality: Single=fun; married=gone.

Common Traits of Women

(Experienced by Men in the World of Women)

1) Desire of Babies (DOB)

2) Devastating Memory Recall (DMR)

3) Arbitrary Change of Mind (ACM)

4) Long Dressing Time (LDT)

5) Unexpected Crying (UC)

6) Wandering Eye Damage (WED)

7) Dirty Fighting Statements (DFS)

8) Come On Tease (COT)

9) Female Jealously (FJ)

10) Overwhelming Beauty Lust (OBL)

The world of women is smart and cunning; The realm of men is self-limiting and carefree.  Women seek more complex answers to the questions of life.  Therefore the psychological dimension of most women work at higher levels than men.  Men are simple: a beautiful woman alone is enough for a man, especially in the short term.  Meaningful thought and contemplation are usually reserved for later more inconvenient times and places.  Women on the other hand show deep analysis of men and the situation.  They use more factors in deciding whether or not to date and engage in sexual relations and eventual sex. The ManBible recommends maintaining a calm posture in the game of love to display a sense of intelligence and cunning thought.  A man who refrains from the stupid inevitable saves his reputation for more important matters.

MB Note: Five important factors for women when determining whether to offer or accept sexual relations and eventual sex: Looks, purpose, commitment, money and attention.

MB Note: Crazy behavior in women generally leads to better sexual relations and sex.

Women take possession of men.  When a man of interest is snagged, an unspoken announcement is made in the world of women.  The statement made is this: "This is my man.  I know he is stupid and horny, and many women could steal him with easy offers of attention and promises of sexual relations.  Don't do it, as I will attack."  Women protect themselves from men's instinctual need to bang as many other women as possible by keeping other potential women of interest at a safe distance.  Generally possessive of men they know and adore, most women will fight to protect their Male Territory (MT).  The MT generally refers to a boyfriend or lover, but can include close friends, future interests and dicks in a jar.  A man under the influence of a woman of interest is deemed a valuable possession.  The ManBible recognizes women will defend their MT against other women.  This defense includes greater displays of sexiness, flirting, lying, scheming and manipulation through deceit and misrepresentation.  Of course, most men hope for a catfight situation to develop, which is unlikely.  Women who do battle to protect their MT create evitable conflict beyond the control of men.  Therefore, The MB recommends men to stay out of the way.  Let the girls do their girl thing and hope the best get to you.

MB Note: Many acts of women remain indecipherable to men.  The lack of knowledge of Basic Female Responses is cause for confusion and dismay in many quarters.  Many hours of needless pain and anguish have men endured through history as a result of misgauging and misinterpreting the actions of women.  Although every woman is different in her own way, there is a common thread of thinking and response.

MBWarning: Single is more fun than coupled.  The ManBible recommends a man keep single until the absolute and necessary end in marriage.  Men should go round and round until they are too old to be at the bar.

        Section II - The Modern Woman

        MBC5V5S2

In the beginning, God created the heavens, earth and women. This gift to men can never be forgotten.  Amen.  For men who seek women, gaining favor is a covenanted affair.  Among the many wondrous achievements in the garden of life, the company of a woman is the highest form of pleasure and delight.  From the beginning of civilization, every group developed a unique courting ritual to join men and women together in harmony and sex.  Through tribalism, fear and suppression, however, these rituals kept a strict and defensive social order.  These closed courting systems were doomed to fail in the modern era, however.  Their grip of control over men and women alike was eventually lost to the universal love of women all men of good faith hold.   The separation of culture and class, which has kept many men and women apart in the past, no longer operate in the modern world.  Freedom of thought and culture has unified the courting ritual based on one sacred truth: We are all the same, and we are in this life together.  With such antiquated notions aside, the modern woman began to shine.

The modern woman bangs better but makes more demands.  In times past, many women were socially repressed by men bent on imposing a male-dominated worldview.  The men gained some social advantage at the expense of the fully developed woman.  This reduced the potential pleasures women could offer, and left many men to live a life devoid of decent sexual relations and sex.  These things really do matter.  Thankfully, the modern world has cast aside most of this out-of-date thinking to produce an almost unlimited variety of free women.  A society filled with free women is essential to quality booty. 

Women of the modern era reflect past trends and future tendencies.  The ManBible's recognizes the quality of booty, dating and sexual relations are based on both traditional notions mixed with the progressive ability to afford women power.  The more repressive a society is toward women, the less excitement generated from mutual attraction and the lower the quality of sex.  The modern woman is free from most devices of past oppressions, and is therefore interested in her own personal development and pleasure.  Although traditional notions of a woman's role in society do maintain prevalence in many parts of the world, the modern woman has certainly been unleashed to the advantage of men in many cultures.  

Men living in progressive societies do better, get more, and have less to complain about.  A woman who grows with freedom of self-determination will fully develop many more traits than women of oppressed societies and social circles.  Women are generally more exciting and interesting when they are free to grow without intervention by third parties looking for easier and more accessible paths to booty.  These third parties tend to be men of lesser worth. The ManBible teaches men not to be swayed by the thoughts, written or spoken, of lesser men.  (See Of Lesser Men MBC1V1S1).  When the playing field of life is level, women bloom in attractive fashion.  They are free to be you and me, and they match the intensity level of men with interest in sexual relations and sex. Perhaps even more.  An increase in pleasure of a woman's company come from a full expression of the female side adored by most men.     

Important Male Characteristics

for The Modern Woman

Factor                                              Beginning Equivalent

1) Looks    à                             Physical Attraction

2) Purpose  à                             Ability to improve and grow

3) Commitment à                       Baby making and nesting

4) Money    à                             Power and safety

5) Attention à                            Keep them happy or mad

MBNote: Most of these factors were probably similar in form from the beginning of interactions between men and women.

        Modern women are not to be taken lightly.  They fight for their rights to be free and party.  Unleashed from social taboos of female assertiveness, modern women take on any challenge once thought to men alone.  These include the winning of arguments, revenge bangs, control and cheating.  They take advantage of their beauty to reach achievements of personal satisfaction and money on par with men.  The ManBible recognizes modern women are dedicated to the female side of reality and will act in a brutal fashion to get their way.  A man who cannot adapt will see diminished booty returns on effort.  

A modern woman is enlightened to believe her goals, desires and aspirations are more important than traditional notions.  She is ready for sex in the city—a modern woman's desire to make her dreams come true in New York or another major cosmopolitan area.  The ManBible recognizes the modern world has facilitated the emergence of women as free citizens who are able to situate and to display themselves in modern social circumstances as they see fit.  This in turn allows for the courting ritual to be expressed in a deep array of colors, dresses, hairstyles and boobs.  Men in the modern era are experiencing the best offering of female beauty in history.  The ManBible believes those who suppress this freedom are incomprehensibly silly as far as being a man who likes the girls.  There is nothing more reasonable than to allow women the freedom to express themselves, from tight skirts to high boots to boob shots, from sea to shining sea, for the greater good of men.  Women want sex in the city, and men should therefore rejoice in celebration.         

Prime Female Age (PFA) - The ages at which women can increase their sexual allure, commonly between the ages of 18 to 34.

       

Section III - A Liberalized Approach

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Modern women like the cool guys better.  The hang-ups and dislikes of men are not relevant when assessing what a woman wants and needs to be given for access to the booty pleasures and delights. Holding on to man-centric ideas and notions is counterproductive in many ways: i) Women are generally interested in other ideas and notions, ii) the opinions of other men do not matter when balanced against the need to gain quality booty, and iii) many man-centric ideas and notions are stupid.  Women are concerned less with matters of conflict, hate and power and more with interest, care and compassion.  The ManBible recognizes a liberalized approach to culture and manners is one way to prepare for the multiple challenges of modern women in the courting process.  Learning and utilizing the basics of respect, listening and gentlemanly conduct will do far in the new circles of women.  In the MB, these skills are prized as the methods to display appropriate behavior designed to attract the most and to offend the least.  Many times, they impress as well.  The more conservative a man becomes in life, the less the attractive he is in the modern landscape where the hot women flock to higher glory. 

LiberalizedApproach

for Bagging Modern Women

1) Going Dutch

2) Interest in art and music

3) Women are capable of anything attitude

4) Sharing power in a relationship

5) Culturally diverse knowledge base

6) Second Language Play (SLP)

7) Clothes matter less than body

8) Sex before marriage

9) Frequent Romantic Gestures (FRGs)

10) Interest in reading

Section VI - Twenty-Four

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          Twenty-four and so much more.  When a modern woman turns twenty-four years of age, a special transformation usually occurs.  At this time, an exponential increase in confidence and self-belief take hold and draw a woman forward into change.  She comes to the realization that she is ready for life, success and sex in the city. The ManBible recognizes the age of enlightenment and self-actualization for women as twenty-four.  At this junction of life, women display a renewed sense of autonomy and strengthened self-esteem.  With this enlightened view, they receive a massive boast of confidence, boldness and the will to change.  A man will be fortunate to meet a woman after this transformative moment.  However, those who experience the change of twenty-four as the current boyfriend tell of dissolution and disaster.  Many men get caught in Twenty-Four Dump (24Dump).  When caught in old 24, there is nothing to do but say farwell and booty no more.

MBWarning: Women who transform at twenty-four know men are usually full of shit. They will have already seen the moves, dumped the losers and played the game of love several times.  This built-up experience will diminish any attempts by a man to resume a relationship when a woman turns twenty-four and perpetrates the 24 dump.  Avoidance is the best solution, and a man must monitor the situation to make sure when twenty-four rolls around, he is not there.

           

          Section V - Girl Talk

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        Women like to talk to each other.  They are gifted with linguistic prowess and devious intelligence, which can be used both as a shield or sword.  There is a special resonance between women due to their sensual nature.  Women talk to each other about a great many things, including men, sex, clothes, relationships, other women, likes and dislikes about those women, feelings about those women, concerns about those women, shoes, MBetc.  The verbal skill is prized in the world of women as a substitute for brute strength, and this skill is used to the delight of women when they come together.  Many times, the subject discussed concerns men and women of mutual acquaintance, interest, or plain disgust and hate.  The ManBible recognizes Girl Talk (GT) is a common occurrence of women talking to each other.  GT is frequently seen in social scenes and other stimulating situations where women are afforded the opportunity to reveal their dominant emotional and communicative side. 

Common Topics of Girl Talk

1) Men

2) Other women

3) Couples and relationships

4) Clothes and shoes

5) Their mothers

6) Work

7) Sexual Relations and Sex (SRS)

8) Siblings

9) Menstruation

10) Celebrities

Spoken in the circles of women is an important goal.  When a man is the subject of positive girl talk, such as Girl Talk discussions of the admirable and fine qualities of the man, he is blessed with fortune.  When a man receives positive mention and contemplation in GT, the reputation will afford continuing opportunities of booty.  It's better to be remembered and loved then forgotten and hated.  The ManBible recognizes a man can facilitate positive talk through gentlemanly behavior, admired courting stories, good reputation in bed, being romantic, MBetc.  It's always better to be a good guy in life, as it will pay dividends down the road.

Girl talk is the dangerous water in the world of women. When a man is the subject of Negative Girl Talk (NGT) from female quarters, unless deemed the bad boy, he should be greatly concerned.  Women talk and listen to each other in far more intensity and memory than men.  A bad reputation can spread like a wildfire, damaging the prospect of future booty from within a social group and diminishing the pool from which to choose.  The ManBible recognizes women will Girl Talk and disseminate Courting Relevant Information (CRI) about a man to other women both within and outside of her social circle.  The best way for a man to avoid NGT is to reflect good qualities, be a good guy and play by the rules of the group.  The other way for a man to avoid NGT is to i) date outside his social circle, ii) reverse the bad talk on the woman, or iii) hookers.  A man should remember only one or two degrees separate a bad reputation from declassified information into the world of women. 

Silence on some matters is essential.  There are a great many things not told to women.  The ManBible recognizes many thoughts a man speaks openly to a woman will eventually find the ear of another woman.  The ManBible teaches to be mindful of disclosure.  When a man talks to a woman, he is filing the well of subject matter upon which Girl Talk is based.

MBWarning: The ManBible reminds men of girl talk, and how an immature and poorly played situation can turn away other future booty.  Instead of crying when dumped, say, “Goodnight sweet darling; it's time to go.”  Never fuel the fire of GT.  A man with a strong Mancore can always tap his shoes and dance again.

MB Warning: Men who kiss and tell risk future booty and their reputation in the circle of women. The problem with full and detailed accountings of sexual relations and eventual sex is two-fold.  One is the possibility of leakage of the disclosure to the world of women.  The other is casting a light of disrespect toward women, which many men will find unacceptable, and therefore curtail opportunities with their booty pool, especially family members.  The ManBible recognizes a man should avoid detailed information on SRS with a woman of interest.  A man may always talk in general or hypothetical terms, but detailed descriptions are usually of use to the parties alone.  Savor the moment, as what a man experiences with a woman in bed is forever worth more.

        Section VI - What She Knows

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          Women know a great many things.  In fact, these things they know are more than any one man can imagine.  As opposed to men, women (generally) have greater ability to think and reason. The ManBible recognizes women are generally smarter and more perceptive than men.  This is reflected in the First ManBible truth.   For a man to combat this inequity, the MB offers guidance.  Women can figure out the truth of most situations: the root causes, the lies, the deceptions, even if there are no overt signs.  Caution: Most men get caught! Whether a couple is fighting, a man is cheating, a dick is small or a flirtation is a secret crush, women figure out the situation, and then girl talk them to one another.  Men must be aware private eyes are watching.

Common Things Women Know

1) Women know men put sex above other considerations.

2) Women know men are generally stupid.

3) Women know most men will cheat when given the opportunity.

4) Women know men jerk off often.

5) Women know men are sensitive about size.

Section VII - The Bitches Brew

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  There are some who believe women are put on this earth to suck the soul of men for the rest of their lives.  This belief does not preclude the recognition of many good women.  Others believe all women are worth the bang—or even none at all.  The ManBible recognizes the experience a man has in life will dictate the belief he holds, and therefore a man must choose wisely in life, live with the choices as best as possible, and then put all decisions behind.  Some decisions to court a woman will inevitably come out wrong, or worse.  Most times, there are some outward indicators to predict this conflict.  One smart method is to ask around, and to find out a woman of interest's modus operandi.  It is not uncommon to find a cheering squad for a woman's demise in a social circle, or the gossip of infidelity.  Needless to say, there will be many ill-advised adventures in the world of women, but that is life.  Live and let live, that is our motto.     

          Section VIII - Turnoffs

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          There are many things a man can do to turn off a woman of interest.  They range from the simple, such as bad breath or teeth, to the complex, such as talking down to women.  The ManBible teaches men to avoid turnoffs in general, and seek the neutral ground where a higher booty potential awaits.  When a man's success hangs in the balance, dirty nails should not get in the way.

Common Turnoffs

        1) Too much show of interest

        2) Cheap

        3) Too fast with the hands

        4) Bad kisser or banger

        5) Sloppy home life

        6) Married

        7) Talking about other women

        8) Bad-breath or teeth

        9) Awful laugh

        10) Hairy

   

Section IV - A Disappointed Lady

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Bang well or be gone.  At the end of the bang, performance is key to unlocking success with women of interest.  Disappointing a woman in bed is generally a bad move and usually fatal soon thereafter.  A man must give pleasure in order to increase the pleasure received.  Although the first sexual contact is dominated by the pleasure of new booty, the only way to maintain and increase the pleasures of booty is to increase the woman's desire and longing for sexual relations and eventual sex.  The ManBible recognizes this universal incentive as the Horny Woman Syndrome (HWS).  HWS is created when a man bangs well and keeps the pleasures coming.  A high HWS insures consistent and passionate love-making for many weeks and months.  A disappointed lady rarely comes back for more.        

Section X - The Year Of

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        Every year, the booty is different.  With the inevitable societal shifts of culture come variation of trends and fashion.  Many times, a focus on a particular feature or body part becomes vogue with women in society.  There are six general types of years.  These include: The Year of the Breast (YOFB), The Year of the Booty (YOFB) The Year of Fashion (YOFF), The Year of the Casual (YOFC), The Year of the Retro (YOFR) and The Year of the New (YOFN).  The type a year is determined by general observation, and becomes more apparent as winter clothes change to spring clothes that switch to summer living.  Summer is the most revealing of all seasons where a body attribute or style can be properly displayed to men.  The key is the repeated sighting of the type in favor.        

Section XI - Catfight

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Catfight! From the beginning of time, women engaged in brawling or fighting has entertained men.  Although generally frowned upon in modern times, women will fight each other under certain circumstances.  These brawls involve cheating boyfriends and spouses, available men, broken friendships over a man, MBetc.  Especially with physical violence, girl-on-girl action raises instinctual questions:  What if they get close enough and tired and decide to make out with each other?  The ManBible recognizes this moment as the Catfight Make-out Resolution (CMR).  The CMR scenario is very unlikely to occur, but curiosity and the possibility demand a glance or two.  The catfight draws its power from the attraction for men of the bisexual women.  Although two woman engaged in an altercation might not have bisexual tendencies, the fantasy is they do have these desires.  Therefore, when a fight breaks out, all eyes are on the bisexual reverse-of-fortune moment when they stop fighting and make out in earnest.  Even in the most optimistic sense that the chances even for meaningless sexual contact after a catfight is close to nil.  

Types of Cat Fights

Traditional Catfight - A physical fight between two or more women.  Includes hair pulling, slapping, scratching, MBetc. Possibility of torn clothes, exposed boobs and provocative positions.

Modern Catfight - A verbal altercation and fight between two or more women.  Also known as a hissing catfight. Includes insults of fashion, looks, intent, motivation and envy.  Possibility of fetching bounces and un-ladylike behavior. 

Fantasy Catfight - An imagined fight between two or more women where the physical closeness results in sexual relations and eventual sex.  Mostly known by simulation in movies.  

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.