The Third of Six Chapters of The ManBible MBC3V0S0L0

Chapter III

The Guiding Principles

          Brave fools with dreams of booty and delight, never do they sit back and just wait.  Instead they strive to make and score with every woman they tend to adore.  With attention to detail and focus on what matters, these men avoid fate of rejection or slide into madness.  Keeping it real and forevermore, these fools do not worry when heaven only knows for sure.

                                                                The ManBible Sacred Illuminated Text III

MBC3V0S0

Verse I – The Truths of Life

        Section I - Men are Stupid and Women are Crazy

Section II - The Woman is Always Right

Section III - All Women are Basically The Same

Section IV - Men and Women Cannot be Friends

Section V - All Men are Dogs

Section VI - Men are Only as Faithful as Their Options

Section VII - Crying Gets A Man Nowhere

Section VIII - A Man Must Pick His Battles Wisely

Section IX - Two Types of Love

Section X - Rejection is Part of The Game

        Section XI - The Missing Truths

Verse II - The ManBible Rules of Men

Section I - Honor Thy Neighbor

Section II - Always Be A Gentleman

Section III - Love Women More Than A Woman

Section IV - The Good, The Hot and The Banged

Section V - Enjoy One-Night Stands

Section VI - Serve the Man Out

Section VII - Never Disrespect The Booty

Section VIII - Sometimes Sloppy Seconds

Section IX - Never Break Up Over the Phone

Section X - Never Let Them See You Sweat

Verse III – Capitulation of Hand

Section I - Maintaining Hand

Section II - Negotiating Approach

Section III – Regaining Lost Hand

Section IV - Listening to Women

Section V - Capitulation

Section VI - Lying to Women

Section VII - Sacred ManBible Topics

Verse IV - Friendship and Women

Section I – Women as Friends

Section II - Just a Friend

Section III – The Friend Zone

        Section IV - The Friend Exception

Section V - Friends with Benefits

Section VI – Dick in a Jar

Verse V - Breakup and Rejection

Section I - Breaking Apart

Section II - A Time to Dump

Section III - Post Breakup Haze

Section IV - The Green Pastures Theory

Section V - Getting Out

Section VI - Crying on the Inside

Section VII - The Transversal

Section VIII - The Return

Section IX - Rejection

Section X - Depression Unwarranted

MBDisclaimer: The ManBible uses the word "crazy" to describe the general unreasonableness of women in the courting ritual.  The word is not intended to address issues of mental health.

MBDisclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

Verse I

The Truths of Life

"The common wisdom born from experience is a guide to traverse the confusion of the courting ritual."

                                                                -MBC1V1S1L7

        MBC3V1

        Section I - Men are Stupid and Women are Crazy

Section II - The Woman is Always Right

Section III - All Women are Basically the Same

Section IV - Men and Women Cannot be Friends

Section V - All Men are Dogs

Section VI - Men are Only as Faithful as Their Options

Section VII - Crying Gets a Man Nowhere

Section VIII - A Man Must Pick His Battles Wisely

Section IX - Two Types of Love

Section X - Rejection is Part of The Game

        Section XI - The Missing Truths

Sacred Illuminated Thought: Discovery and truth concerning women and dating is the path to enlightened pursuits of booty.  Better to know how to score than ignore what is true and miss out on even more.

The ManBible Truths of Life

The truth is self-evident but at times hard to see.  When courting a woman of interest, reasoned behavior is frequently obscured by passions of the moment.  Sexual relations and eventual sex is a powerful incentive to make rash decisions for booty pleasures.   However, when analyzed without bias or undue horniness, many matters concerning women and the courting ritual can be fairly understood.  This knowledge then becomes an advantage in the ritual.  The common wisdom born from experience is a guide to traverse the confusion. These experiences reflect on interactions seen time and time again, and include certain views on certain sensitive subjects, shared beliefs and universal desires. 

Out of many come the most important.  The complexity of the modern world confronts men with unique booty situations and opportunities.  Most decisions are made quickly by necessity when a moment to act arises.  Although prudence advises preparation, such as a list of things to talk about on a phone conversation, spontaneous material relies heavily upon philosophy and approach.  The ManBible recognizes The Truths of Life (TOL) as ten necessary truths for success with women.  The TOLs are foundational rules for the Courting Ritual and reflect the most important facts of life.  Knowing women means clearer thoughts and better judgments.  For those seeking the pleasures of booty only the truth will set them free.

The First MB Truth: Men are Stupid and Women are Crazy. (MSWC)

The Second MB Truth: A Woman is Always Right. (WAR)

The Third MB Truth:  All Women are Basically the Same. (AWS)

The Forth MB Truth: Men and Women Cannot be Friends. (MWNF)

The Fifth MB Truth: All Men are Dogs. (AMD)

The Sixth MB Truth: Men are Only as Faithful as Their Options. (MFO)

The Seventh Truth: Crying Gets a Man Nowhere. (CGMN)

The Eighth Truth: A Man must Pick his Battles Wisely. (PBW)

The Ninth Truth: There are Two Types of Love. (TTL)

The Tenth Truth: Rejection is Part of The Game. (RPG)

(Also see The Missing Truths MBC1V1S11)

        Section I - Men are Stupid and Women are Crazy

          MBC3V1S1

  Men will be men as women, women.  Although each gender is capable of equal character and ability, respective approaches to life vary in common ways.  These differences do not stop the connection between men and women of interest.  However, they do make courting ritual a challenging affair.  Many men have succumbed to the battlefield of love and lost hope for better tomorrows.  Generally, women tend to focus on emotions, feelings, morality, clothes, nest building and babies while men tend to focus on sexual relations and sex, chasing women, porn, sports and good hangs.  With such a divide between each group's primary goals, the potential for serious conflict can arise—and does. 

For men, the problem is finding the right approach to gaining favor with women of interest when the primary goal is sexual relations and sex.  Dreams of sex always lead the charge to a better man, but the constant desire for SRS can be a dangerous instinct when left to its own device.  This booty confusion from sex on the brain often overwhelms a man causing knee-jerk reactions or poorly thought-out moves.  Adding to the confusion is the general lack of preparation for the courting ritual, which in combination with the lust for booty causes serious dysfunction.  Women are commonly perplexed by the actions and words of men and discuss this matter by asking the question: Why are men so dumb?  Men are dumb because of the nature of sexual relations.  Although most men try their best within the constraints of the moment, performance is regularly characterized as moronic, clueless, asinine, and stupid.  Without experience or knowledge, many men do not know the fundamentals, and are forced to fall back on instinct.  Men are stupid in many ways.

For women, the problem is staying reasonable and rational when real affection arises for a man.  Most women lose their ability to think and act in a reasonable fashion when the designate a man for absorption.  Passion and desire overwhelms better judgment, causing a confusion that resembles crazy-like behavior.  This behavior includes irrational arguments, bursts of anger, inadvertent crying, running away, focusing on the trivial, jealousy, MBetc.  Regardless the type of woman sought, one question is always asked: Why do all women seem crazy? Women are crazy due to the passionate desire for something in a man.  Once recognized the better chance to say sane. 

Success with women is not easy.  Both parties bring obstacles to the table on the road to success, and both parties must overcome these obstacles.  Men must take into account their stupid nature and instinct when seeking success.  Women must find a path to compromise and be reasonable.   Both then must realize the other's plight, and offer assistance on the road to success.  The ManBible recognizes The ManBible First Truth: Men are stupid and women are crazy.  (MBT1 - MSWC).  The first truth binds all other truths together.  For men, stupidity is fundamental—a hopeful reminder that no man is prefect.  Common revealing moments of this truth include saying stupid things, forgetting important events and special occasions, dating the wrong type of woman, dating only for boobs, revealing flaws on the first date, insulting compliments, missing once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, MBetc.  For women, crazy is part of the reaction to the courting ritual and the importance of a man of interest. There is a lot of crazy out there in the world of women.  Common revealing moments of this truth include the constant changing of mind, the little things that are ridiculously important, interactions with their parents, the time it takes to get dressed, obsession with shoes, MBetc.  Acceptance of this first truth is the beginning of true booty awareness, and the path to making good moves and successful outcomes. 

Dealing with crazy means not becoming crazy too.  Understanding the first truth allows a man to navigate the troubled waters of the courting process with a confidence of predictability.  The ManBible recommends a carefully managed approach and response to unreasonable and perplexing behavior.  The focus should not be the answer to the question of why but the solution to the question of how to survive the issue enough for continued sexual relations and sex.  A man must learn to be patient and non-reactive.  Attempting to use reasonable observations or reasoned argument rarely works.  One of many consequences of gaining favor with women is the challenge to find harmony for the greater good of peace and quiet enjoyment.

Section II - A Woman is Always Right

MBC3V1S2

Together in perfect harmony.  After attraction, response, follow-up, date, second date, sexual relations and eventual sex, most relationships become a mixture of love and war: sexual relations and arguments.  Balancing the nature of relationships is important for success with women.  During these moments of miscommunication, puzzlement, surprise and awe of the unreasonable, a common realization should arise: Do women think they are always right?  The ManBible teaches the formal answer to this question is YES.  The most reasoned and therefore successful approach to women's belief in their infallibility is to placate the dream to avoid conflict.  Men should generally tell women they are right because even if they are not, the benefit of recognition out-weights the moral victory toward no useful end.  Telling a woman of interest she is wrong can reduce the chance of sexual relations and eventual sex.  The MB recognizes this directive as The ManBible Second Truth: A woman is always right (MBT2 - WAR).  Regardless of circumstance, most women believe they are right, and men believe they are right as far as they know.  Life works by balance; give and take.  Giving women the power to be right, whenever necessary and usually often, even when really wrong, maintains the balance necessary for SRES opportunities.   

Most women take disagreement poorly.  Due to the inherent need to control men, the recognition of a man is fundamental to self worth.  The smart move in any argument is to push but concede.  This method is known as Capitulation.  Arguments with women are won with compromise, as the answer to who is right or wrong is immaterial the important issue at hand: sexual relations and sex.  The ManBible recognizes capitulation is the best method among a few bad choices.  Initially disagreements with a woman of interest can provoke an angry response that shutters further booty opportunities.  Capitulation usually saves the day, as a way out of arguing lends to more enjoyable endeavors.

Your right, lets have sex. As women hold the key to sexual pleasure, they are always right when seeking sexual relations.  Attempting to win arguments is generally counter-productive.  Although avoidance is preferred, there will eventually be conflict in any relationship.  Many times, the argument itself will seem without a resolution or answer.  Once again, concessions reap the greatest rewards of booty.  Reason would have a man less asking why.  When a woman takes to the stand, peace and enjoyment demands she's right, as out of sexual necessity the greater truth in life.

Common Methods of Argument

Effective Methods

1) Capitulation

2) Issue Confusion

3) Apologizing

4) Agreement

5) Promise Better

Ineffective Methods

1) Yelling and Screaming

2) Intransigent Positions

3) Crying

4) Psychological Reversal

5) Escalation

MBWarning: Getting past an argument through capitulation does diminish a man's hand and the level of respect he garnishes from the woman or other women and some men.  (See Hand MBC3V3S1).  There must be a balance between capitulation and hand, as to never make a man a pawn or tool nor an overwhelming jerk, asshole or fool.

Freakout - When a woman engages in a heated and hate-filled accusatory argument with a man during a disagreement or other circumstance that does not warrant such a response.

Capitulation - A method to gain peace and tranquility in a relationship through agreement on just about everything with a woman of interest.

Make-Up Sex - Sex after a fight, argument or disagreement, usually characterized by higher intensity and pleasure. 

Section III - All Women are the Same

MBC3V1S1

Women are the same wherever you go.  Although every woman seems unique and special, to the trained eye most are surface features.  Important surface features, but fairly deceiving.  Common underlining motivations of instinct and desire are always present.  As the nature of all things compels to be of like mind and action, women are a predictable phenomenon. The ManBible recognizes this as The ManBible Third Truth: All women are the same (MBT3 - AWS).  From thoughts they have to actions they take, from love inside to reactions they make, common patterns are found.  These patterns afford the opportunities of planning and scheming to gain favor. 

Women share similar thoughts, actions and reactions.

Women think alike.  Although unique and different, they hold many common beliefs.  Similar thoughts, actions, reactions from a shared experience with men form the core of being female.  Along with instinct and motivations, women come to many of the same conclusions in life.  The most common of these are women know men are stupid, only want sex and are as unfaithful as their options.  Although the prospect of women talking and agreeing together in secret meetings is unknown, women are fairly predictable.  The ManBible recognizes this predictability from Common Core Influences (CCI).  Some things change over time and some things remain the same.  The CCIs are i) Baby Maker, ii) Protective, iii) Love, vi) Power of Booty, v) Territorial, vi) Crazy, vii) Pleasure Seeking, viii) Serving, ix) Mind over Matter, and x) Fear of Anal Sex. These shared influences run thousands of years and through many cultures.  The CCIs operate in the consciousness of culture and shared modern rituals, connected by common threads of cross-border thought, fashion, music, style and values.  Although separated by land and sea, women are generally the same around the world.

Common Core Influences

1) Baby Maker

2) Protective

3) Love

4) Power of Booty

5) Territorial

6) Crazy

7) Pleasure Seeking

8) Serving

9) Mind over Matter

10) Fear of Anal Sex

Baby Maker - Women generally have an instinct to bear children.  This impacts decisions about affording sexual relations and eventual sex.  The worth of a man becomes based in part on child friendly qualities, ability to provide, and family background.  Always a good move to cast oneself as a good husband in wait. 

Protective - Women generally protect the family unit and well-being.  This translates to a protective nature of all things deemed important, including relationships with men with other women.  Always a good move to avoid the mix of situations.

Love - Women generally believe in the power of love.  The desire for real love provokes ambition and daring. As the allure of sexual relations and eventual sex is of primary concern to men who seek women, romance and feelings are naturally bartered for SRES.  Always a good move to pay the price of intimacy with the display of real love. 

Power of Booty - Women generally understand the power of their allure and know how to use it.  As the allure of sexual relations and eventual sex compels men forward, unleashing the best in man, the greatest love of all is banging the booty.  In return, the gatekeepers can dictate many of the terms of surrender.  Always a good move to avoid most direct acknowledgements of the power of a woman of interest's booty.

Territorial - Women generally work to reduce the influence of other women on men of interest.  Competition is a bitch, and protecting interests, even by keeping a MOI on the shelf or a dick in a jar, is a goal many women exercise.  Always a good move to stay uninvolved in the dealings between women.  

Crazy - Women generally behave erratically, irrationally and unreasonably from the beginning of the courting process onward.  Sometimes a woman will even start from the very beginning.  Managing this behavior without giving up, losing hope or failure is a time consuming endeavor that demands patience and suspension of disbelief.  Always a good move to play to the crazy as opposed to being played.

Pleasure Seeking - Women generally better understand and enjoy sexual relations and sex.  The female body is designed with more perfect features of softness and reaction to stimulation.  Needed for the base of sexual pleasure, women desire the right man for the job.  Always a good move to please a woman first before spewing a load.

Serving - Women are generally the caretaker of a family, group of friends or relationship.  The instinct to help in a sincere fashion the well-being of a man is central to the female role.  Most women want the position of caretaker to serve the greater good.  Always a good move to afford opportunities of care without complaining later.

Mind Over Matter - Women generally believe anything they want is possible.  Many times, these expressed desires take the form of unreasonable demands.  New ideas constantly challenge a man on many fronts.  Always a good move to capitulate and give them what they want, especially when it's cheap and unimportant. 

Fear of Anal Sex - Women generally fear anal sex.  Due to the nature of the act, which is extremely sexual and fairly depraved, and to which many times is a good thing, and due to the recognition that a woman has given all there is to give, anal sex is uncommon.  Motivation is also important to determine the act's significance, as anal sex is a strong measure with deep impact.  The fear of anal sex is inherent in all women and diminishes sexual encounters in general.  Always a good move to ask before exploring the ass region.

MBNote: The collective wisdom of men developed directly from observations and experiences with the similarities in women in thought, action and reaction.  The ManBible reveals the commonalities of women in detail, from their wishes and desires, to their body language and flirtations, to their actions and reactions.  When a man realizes they all share common and universal traits, these commonalities can be used for advantage in the courting ritual.  Knowing how the opposite sex operates is important when choosing the right approach for success. 

Commonalities in Women

(Revealed in the ManBible)

1) All women are crazy. (See The Truths of Life MBC3V1S1)

2) Most women seek men with a purpose or mission. (See Man Purpose Doctrine (MPD) MBC1V3S5)

3) A majority of women talk to each other about men in detail. (See Girl Talk MBC5V5S5)

4) Women enjoy the pursuit of men.  (See The Missing Truths (MBMT14) MBC8V1S11)

5) Women change their minds fairly often.

        6) Most women take an unreasonably long time to get ready.

7) Most women are grumpy at least once a month.  (See The Missing Truths (MBMT12) MBC8V1S11)

8) All women like the manors of gentlemen.  (See The Gentlemen's Prerogative MBC4V1S10)

9) Most women want babies. (See The Missing Truths (MBMT12) MBC8V1S11).

10) Girls just want to have fun. (See The ManBible Rules of Dating (MBROD) MBC5V4S3)  

MB Note: Although saying all women are the same can be justifiably criticized as stereotyping, the fundamental truths of life concerning women, seen through the wide lens of the male experience, can be helpful in the courting ritual.  The ManBible teaches men to effectively gauge the thoughts, actions and reactions for practical assistance in gaining favor with a WOI in a given situation.  A man in life will eventually repeat the same situation with different women.  This déjà vu-like effect verifies a known proposition: All men have been in this place before. 

MB Note: When a woman holds affection for a man, other women become suspect: They are considered women in the way.  This tension can increase physical passions but lead to breakups.

Section IV - Men and Women Cannot be Friends

MBC3V1S4

Friendship and sexual interest co-exist.  The reasons for friendship and attraction to a woman for a bang are very difficult to differentiate.  Friendship is the coming together of people to socialize and accompany one-another in and though life.  The desire for sexual relations and eventual sex (SRES) with a woman of interest contemplates a best-case scenario of 30-45 minutes of a blissful physical act.  Because the primary focus is generally SRES for men who seek women, friendship naturally conflicts with booty.  One seeks non-physical connections and the other seeks the best act the world has to offer.  A man who befriends a woman for SRES is not a friend, and a woman who is a friend by default after striking out or not making a move is not a friend either.  Friendship is always possible after intentions for SRES are made.  However, what normally complicates the issue is seeking SRES in the first instance without friendship as a goal, but masking the approach in friendship.  The ManBible recognizes this as The Friendship Approach (TFA).  Reason dictates a woman objectified for attraction and sex is not a friend sought but a bang hoped for.  Friends don't bang friends, unless a booty call arrangement is made.

  Men and women attract by nature.  People are capable of impressive feats, including new social interactions, and are theoretically able to build relationships of friendship notwithstanding the sexual dimension of attraction.  The difficultly stem from the ordinary attraction between men and women.  A man attracted to a woman can say, "She is just a friend," but commonly she is a friend for purposes other than just friendship.  These usually include the hope of future sexual relations and eventual sex.  Under these conditions, the friendship is a misrepresentation of the truth.  The ManBible recognizes this as The Fourth ManBible Truth: Men and Women Cannot be Friends (MBT4 - MWNF).   This truth is rarely spoken to avoid social awkwardness and to maintain relationships that provide continual SRES.  There will always be friendships between men and women. Many men believe friendship approach is a great idea to  gain favor with a woman of interest.  However, becoming friends with a woman of interest is generally a bad idea in the end.  True friendship relies on honesty and attraction to the person, which is generally not possible when a man's true intent is to get down the friend's pants. 

Friendship is not better than nothing at all.  The belief that friendship will afford the time and opportunity necessary to gain favor with a woman of interest is uncertain.  As a method to advance dating and relationship aspirations, the friendship approach is generally unsuccessful and a waste of valuable time.  A risk in taking TFA is overshooting the mark and landing in what The ManBible recognizes as The Friend Zone (TFZ).  The TFZ is a place where many dreams of booty end. Another risk is missing opportunities of first impression. (The opportunity to make a good first impression).  When a man meets WOI, he should posture for a courting action.  Laying a foundation for a lasting friendship is an extremely slow way to getting a WOI naked in bed.  Known as The Fake Friendship (TFF), a man holds in an indefinite standby waiting for an opportunity for initial sexual relations.  Of course, knowing whether a woman is really interested in more than a friendship is always difficult to determine. 

        Section V - All Men are Dogs

          MBC3V1S5

        Bang, bang and bang.  The scope of a typical man's sex drive runs much deeper and wider then publicly known in the world of women.  Hidden from women for centuries, attraction includes both the woman currently involved with and every possible and other women seen, passed by, leered at, looked upon, briefly met, shared words with, or in any other form of conceivable contact, introduced.  For men who seek women, the nature of the female allure compels a universal sexual reaction.  This wandering eye is usually under challenging circumstances, as interest in the next woman comes naturally.  The ManBible recognizes this force as The Call to Bang.  (See CTB MBC1V1S1L1). This universal calling cannot be permanently diminished by a focused affection on one woman of interest.  Regardless of a current relationship or love affair, the instinctual reaction to booty remains the same.  

Men generally just want to have sex with every woman they meet.  Given the opportunity, men would bang most of attractive women—even the ugly ones.  Regardless of a woman of interest's circumstance, including from a foreign country, a prehistoric scene in a movie, or an alien that looks like a human woman, men will want to bang if possible and appropriate.  The ManBible recognizes this as The ManBible's Fifth Truth: All Men are Dogs (MBT5 - AMD).   Regardless of the quality of the current relationship or booty call, a man will constantly theorize, assess, contemplate and wish for future sexual relations and sex with other women. 

MBWarning: The truth will set a man free.  The ManBible recognizes the fifth truth to prevent premature intense focus on any single woman.  Many mistakes in the efficient use of time in life come from diving too deep too soon.  A man should always let the courting process proceed cautiously as to maximize the time for new opportunities.     

Section VI - Men Are Only as Faithful as Their Options

MBC3V1S6

Would you like some sex? Most men would never dismiss freely offered booty for pleasure and delight.  Theoretically, in a world where multiple partners are allowed with no adverse consequences, men would take as much booty as given.  The ManBible recognizes the Paradise of Unlimited Booty (PUB) as a common recurring dream among men who seek women.  As most women are possessive of their men, a conflict usually arises between the PUD and reality.  Based in the baby instinct in protecting fertile territory, men in the modern world are expected to follow a monogamous lifestyle to gain favor with women of interest.  Although this required faithfulness supercedes the PUD tendency and diminishes available booty options, it does create opportunities to cultivate the booty and helps maintain booty consistency.  Faithfulness to a partner to ensure consistency of sexual relations and eventual sex is not a bad move, even as a decision of necessity.

Modern men are happily monogamous as far as women know.  This practical solution masks the internal strife of the desire for booty.  Although the outcome of most successful courting rituals is a monogamous relationship, most maintain the illusion to keep the peace.  Of course, there are some opportunities to cheat on a girlfriend without consequence.  These circumstances usually lead to the double booty dip.  The ManBible recognizes this condition as The ManBible Sixth Truth: Men are as faithful as their options.  (MBT6 - MFO).  MFO is further illuminated by three minor truths: 1) Most men would take advantage of the paradise of unlimited booty, 2) most men are constantly dreaming of new women, and 3) most men prefer sex before talking.  The men who deny the MFO hold the burden of proof to disprove otherwise.  When men can get away with unfaithful behavior, they usually take advantage unless married or shielded by real love.  Many times, an offer of booty is rejected on moral principles, only revealed later as fear of getting caught or the classic move of ignoring the booty.  Of note, the second or third offer is rarely turned away like the first.  Men are generally faithful when the only option available is to be faithful. 

Paradise of Unlimited Booty (PUB) - A world where men are allowed to have multiple partners without discord or complaint among women.

Section VII - Crying Gets a Man Nowhere

MBC3V1S7

Sometimes a man will cry to save good booty.  Most relationships eventually end. Although some a mutual breakups, most end with a fight or other disagreement.  Mutual breakups are fairly uncommon.  When the battle for booty is lost, many men run out of good moves.  Desperation takes hold of some men who revert to instinctive gestures reserved for more important functions.  In this moment of confusion and despair, some men believe a show of emotion will enable a dialogue, which will lead back toward intimacy and the pleasures of booty.  Thus, a man cries in front of a woman of interest.  The ManBible recognizes The Crying Method (TCM) as broadly ineffective and damaging to any chance of re-gaining success later.  Reflected in The ManBible Seventh Truth: Crying Gets a Man Nowhere (MBT7 - CGMN), TCM is usually the nail in the coffin.  The CGMN rejects most uses of TCM except in circumstances where the man has already insured continuing relations and a display of emotion is needed to increase the quality of sexual relations and sex.  Although it seems plausible a WOI will find the show of emotion touching and redeeming, rarely does it outweigh the embarrassment and loss of respect.  There are too many dangers to rely on crying as a means of success, and men should not default to the false promise of a positive effect.

General Dangers of The Crying Method

1) Generally ineffective and counterproductive.

2) Loss of respect by women and therefore diminished future chances of success.

3) The elimination of any hand a man had or will have in the future.

4) There is always a better move than TCM, which shows a lack of preparation for the battle for booty and rejection.

5) Girl talk will propagate the negative effects of TCM to other female circles.

MB Note: When it feels like it’s crying time, it's usually time exit stage left.  The ManBible recognizes a Walk-Off (WO) is almost always a better alternative to The Crying Method. 

Battle for Booty (BFB) - When a man makes a serious effort in thought and action to save a booty situation in danger of dissolution. BFB is an attempt to maintain booty consistency.

Section VIII - A Man Must Pick his Battles Wisely

MBC3V1S8

Sometimes to win a fight a man must not fight.  Most conflicts are resolvable by not protesting the conflict.  Why fight about something fairly irrelevant to sexual relations and sex? Even when a man wins a fight, he loses in reduced sexual encounters, animosity, built-up frustrations and diminished quality of life.  Women can make life hell for a man who picks his battles unwisely.  When the goal is Quiet Enjoyment (QE), the fights worth the risk are the ones that matter the most and not the least.  The battle is won when the woman is naked in bed, not when the argument of art placement, movie selection or furniture color is won.  Arguing about trivial matters of no useful consequence reduces the chances of good future outcomes.  The ManBible recognizes this as the Eighth ManBible Truth: A Man Must Pick his Battles Wisely (MBT8 - PBW).  Knowing when to engage and when to concede will create more enjoyable moments in life and improve a man’s QE.  Letting go of the need to dominate and win secondary concerns is essential to wisely pick battles. 

Conflict is a sorted affair of negative results.  Women remember and catalog their grievances, and they are generally more intelligent and prepared to argue a point.  This is especially true of details of an argument.  Most men are unwilling to go where women go to win a fight in any regard.  Women know just what to say to get the most negative effect.  Therefore, only when the fight concerns core values or choices in life should a man engage a woman.  The ManBible recommends men should avoid battles unless they go to Fundamental Issues of Pride (FIP).  FIPs are worth protecting because they set the foundation in men for success with women.  A man who cedes FIPs will ultimately find the relationship a failure through eventual rejection and breakup.  Because the main goal with women is sexual relations and eventual sex, a man should drop it and get laid.

Fundamental Issues of Pride

(Worth Fighting For)

1) Bond with friends

2) Performance in bed

3) Family

4) Goals and aspirations

5) Street safety

Section IX - Two Types of Love

MBC3V1S9

All women want love.  The concept of real love is commonly described as a deep sense of caring and responsibility. Through literature, movies, theater, and other social mediums, this type of love has developed and renewed the spirit for every generation.  The practical application of attraction and love is more complex, however.  What many refer as real love is generally a combination of both true feelings of caring and the physical component of sexual desire. The ManBible recognizes two types of love: the concept of love called real love, and the love of sexual relations and eventual sex called love. (Commonly known as love making).  This is reflected in The ManBible Ninth Truth: (There are) Two Types of Love (MBT9 - TTL).  Mnay men begin the courting process under the influence of the desire for lovemaking, motivating them to make a move for the earthly delights of booty.  Although feelings sometime motivate as well, they usually are premature gestures.  A man who loves a woman before physical contact usually wants to make love to her before he moves some more.  As a relationship develops, real love sometimes can take over and overtake the motivation for continuing the courting process with a woman of interest.  

Love is a balance.  On one extreme is pure feelings and on the other pure carnal desire.  Most relationships fall somewhere in the middle, relying heavily for men on making love first and asking questions later.  The Manbible recognizes the balance between these two types of love as The Love Continuum (LC).  Where on the LC a man finds himself is less important than knowing where on the LC he began and continues to reside.  Without illusion of pretense, a man should pair his actions toward a woman in the context of the LC.  Making love to a woman does not mean professing real love, and feeling real love without making love is a tragic waste of time.  Most times making love to a woman of interest is all the expression of love necessary. 

The Love Continuum

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Real Love                                       Love                                 Making Love

Some men use real love to more quickly gain favor with women of interest.  Some men only make love and defer real love for marriage prospects.  Most men combine the two into a confusing mess of sex and dating. 

MBNote: Real love is effective in enhancing sexual relations and eventual sex.  Heightening the mental component of the human condition with thoughts of caring and feelings will increase the pleasure and presence of a woman of interest.   Enhancing sexual relations and eventual sex can, however, be accomplished through other means.

MBWarning: Love is a battlefield.  The ManBible cautions men when concerning real love as it usually takes extraordinary efforts and includes diminished autonomy, pain and anguish.  The pull of real love is great, however, and many men find themselves making real love before they know what is happening. 

Section X - Rejection is Part of the Game

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        A man must first fail before he can succeed.  Courting women is an uncertain process with a multitude of dimensions, many hidden from sight.  To gain favor with a woman of interest, many factors must come together in perfect harmony.  These factors include availability, preference, and mood, past dating and relationship experiences, compatibility and timing, MBetc.  The extent of knowable circumstances surrounding a WOI is unlimited and too confused to make any real sense.  Therefore, a man must forge ahead with knowledge of these limitations.  The ManBible recognizes the risk of failure is part of the process in determining the chances for booty success.  There is no shame in rejection.  This is reflected in The ManBible Tenth Truth: Rejection is Part of the Game (MBT10 - RPG).  Many men develop a fear of rejection.   This fear is uncalled for when viewed with perspective, however.  Rejection is a means to an end, giving risk to reward, and vetting men and women for more perfect unions.  Most men who are serious in their pursuit of booty will experience rejection often.  The RPG dictates that taking chances is the right move.  Although learning where not to look for booty is as important as finding the opportunities of booty, all men must confront rejection in a manner of strength and determination.  The nature and complexity built into any rejection is too remote.  There is nothing more benign than saying hello.    

Section XI- The Missing ManBible Truths

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        There are many truths in life.  These truths reveal themselves in various degrees, as some are more evident than others.  Many are lost until found through experience.  The ManBible recognizes there are many other truths beyond The Ten Truths of Life called The ManBible Missing Truths (MBMT). The MBMTs remind men there is wisdom to see more clearly in a booty situation.

The Eleventh Truth: Real love enhances sexual relations and eventual sex (MBMT11 - RLE). The combination of real emotions with sexual relations and sex usually enhances the experience.  Real love plus sex equals better sex.  The ManBible recognizes in the beginning of SRS, most women want to believe there is the possibility of real love. These feelings increase the intensity and pleasure, but can also cause a woman to invest heavily in relationship building and expectations for further non-physical relations.

The Twelfth Truth: A women will be grumpy at least one time during the month (MBMT12 - PMS).  Hormonal imbalance from cyclical physiological processes is one of the leading causes of temporary elevations of crazy in women.  Disclosure or discussion of the PMS effect is commonly prohibited.  The ManBible recognizes PMS should be dealt with carefully and with caution.  Most issues of contention and disagreement under PMS resolve themselves when left alone. Remember: The woman is always right, especially at this time of the month, to avoid conflict, and keep the peace.  Sometimes avoidance is necessary.

The Thirteenth Truth: Crazy women are better in bed. (MBMT13 - CWB).  The more a woman maintains a divergent psychological profile, the better the sexual relations and eventual sex.  For some reason, crazy equals better sex.  Openness to matters of sexuality and various unorthodox forms of physical enjoyment is common.  The ManBible recognizes the risk of chaos and uncertainty with crazy is usually offset by the return on the booty investment.  However, a man should always proceed with caution when he trades crazy for better booty.         

The Fourteenth Truth: All women love the attention of men.  (MBMT14 - WLAM).  As a universal desire women are hardwired for wanting and receiving attention.  The more attention received, the greater chance of fulfilling reproductive needs.  The ManBible recognizes attention is a basic move of necessity.  The important thing to be aware of is timing and manner.  Withholding attention can sometimes be used to increase sexual tension and chances for success.  (See Ignoring the Booty MBC2V1S1L1).  Fondness translated through the compliment of attention is key to effective courting.  

The Fifteenth Truth: Most women want babies. (MBMT15 - WWB).  As a universal principle most women want to reproduce and make babies.  Desire for a child is driven by deep-rooted instinct.  The ManBible recognizes making babies is a fundamental aspiration, and a gauge of success for women.  A man must play to this need and not disturb the balance of nature.  Displaying care for children increases booty potential, as most women adore men with children.  There is no harm in being kid-friendly, but plenty of downside for those who cannot adapt in a moment to impress.

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

Verse II

The Rules of Men

"A gentlemen's prerogative for civil discourse and decent behavior stems from the added value to a man's game. The classic move of opening a door for a woman broadly represents the greater mission of a gentlemen."

                                                                        -MBC3V2S2L6

       

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Section I - Honor Thy Neighbor

Section II - Always Be a Gentleman

Section III - Love Women More than A Woman

Section IV - The Good, The Hot and The Banged

Section V - Enjoy One-Night Stands

Section VI - Remember The Man Out

Section VII - Never Disrespect the Booty

Section VIII - Sometimes Sloppy Seconds

Section IX - Never Break Up Over the Phone

Section X - Never Let Them See You Sweat

Sacred Illuminated Truth - The rules of men are simple and true.  Some traditions handed down make the best of this world and avoid the chaos of the worst.  Break the rules at ones risk toward misfortune.

        Section I - Honor Thy Neighbor

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        Honor your neighbor, friend and most men often.  Staying true to a code of respectful conduct concerning other men's booty dreams is of paramount importance to all honorable men.  Experience teaches a hands-off-the-booty approach to women already spoken for is the best way to avoid many unwarranted problems, including physical conflict, loss in reputation and even guilt.  When a man shows restraint and self-control, he builds a basic trust of true friendship and loyalty.  Friends don't bang other friend's girlfriends—unless they receive permission first, and then, only sometimes.  The opportunities of new booty far outweigh the extra experience that risks a reputation for stealing other men's booty.  Men who avoid this bad behavior are seen favorably in social circles and ultimately reap greater rewards of booty.  A man's reputation usually precedes him.

Women take notice of scoundrels.  Although negative character traits can be hidden, the unfaithfulness and touching the forbidden booty attract sigma.  The moment of bliss can eventually give way to social rebuke and regret.  The reputation of home wrecker also gives rise to concerns of trust and loyalty, two sought after traits.  Many women take caution with a home wrecking reputation, potentially diminishing the effectiveness and success of a man's game.  The ManBible recommends a refrain from sleeping with a friend's girlfriend or wife, or other spoken for women, unless: i) a real love situation exists, where after the initial hookup or recognition of real love, an immediate resolution is achieved before continuing, ii) permission, or iii) death.  The hands-off rule is considered the normal course of respect, which keeps friends on all sides.  Men should avoid fatal attractions of forbidden booty. 

Home Wrecking - A substantial and sexual interference with a person in a relationship with another.  Home wrecking is generally shunned and rarely necessary, but occurs far too often.

Forbidden Booty - Any woman who is currently and legitimately spoken for by another man.

        Section II - Always a Gentleman

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        A gentleman and booty always finds company.  Marked by mature character, respect for oneself and others, decent manners, high standards, female praising, consideration, and a belief in giving before receiving, a gentleman's graces come across well in the world of women.  The ManBible recognizes a Gentleman as a man who treats women well.   A gentlemen's prerogative for civil discourse and decent behavior brings added value to a man's game. The classic move of opening a door for a woman broadly represents the greater mission of a gentlemen: good behavior equals sexual relations and eventual sex. 

Gentlemen get ahead in the game of love.  A man who sets a good tone reaps great rewards with the ladies.  Although there are some women attracted to the bad boy, most appreciate Gentleman Behavior (GB).  The ManBible recognizes GB increases a man's booty potential and prospect for future booty.  Experience teaches being a gentleman maximizes success with women of interest. 

Gentleman Behavior

1) Ladies First

2) Staying and Cuddling after Sex

3) Paying for Nights Out

4) Limited Bedroom Bragging

5) Breakfast after a Bang Night

6) Graceful in Rejection

7) Face-to-Face Breakups

8) Avoids premature boob touching

9) Always Compliment something about the Lady

10) Opening the door

Practice makes the gentlemen inside grow stronger.  Taking opportunities to practice the trade of charming women with gentlemen grace is essential.  The more one acts the gentlemen, the more attractive he will come across to women of interest.  In the world of women, reputations have weight in decisions concerning men.  To be a gentleman takes discipline, courage and resolve that good behavior pays off in the end. 

Bedroom Bragging (BB) - When a man describes a sexual encounter with a woman of interest for approval and recognition. 

Limited Bedroom Bragging (LBB) - When a man describes a sexual encounter with a woman of interest to other men for approval and recognition, leaving out salacious, graphic or otherwise unnecessary detail—the disclosure of which would cause embarrassment or harm. 

Section III - Love Women More than A Woman

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A woman will come and go, but women will never leave you.  During the courting process, most men develop a strong belief that a particular woman of interest is the only interest worth pursuing.  The effect is similar to driving inside a tunnel.  Although the WOI will seem perfect in every way, and worth effort and action to gain favor, this is rarely the larger truth of the matter.  There are many potential WOIs in the world, and a man who dreams and desires booty will find a vast supply awaits him.  These Green Pastures should bring optimism and faith for future booty, and confidence in the moment.  The ManBible recognizes all men must love women more than a woman to counter the notion that booty can maintain an exclusive right to desire and affection.  There are many women to love and admire in the world.  Until a man is ready to settle down and withdraw from the courting ritual, the appreciation of all women should be of paramount concern.  Attention to one woman for long periods of time should be balanced against reality and the delights of future booty.  This insures continued excitement and avoidance of commitment fatigue.  Forgetting the beauty all around is not wise choice.        

Commitment Fatigue - When a man becomes tired and diminished from being in a relationship. This fatigue usually occurs during long-term relationships and accompanied by the interest to pursue other woman of interest.  Dumping becomes imperative to avoid a long-term waste of time.

Section IV - The Good, the Hot and the Banged

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        Some women are not keepers.  A man needs many things in life, sexual relations and eventual sex being of the most important among them.  The quest for booty pleasure is a means to a specific end.  This type of behavior should not be confused with other important endeavors like marriage, children and age-induced social decline.  Most women can be banged and banged well, but choosing a mate for life requires more careful considerations.  There are pains in life much worse than rejection or dumping a girlfriend.  The worst known to greatly annoy and dismay men are bad child rearing, bad cooking, spend thriftiness and lack of sexual curiosity.  Further, the booty in the bed now is not new booty anymore, and even the good booty fades.  Therefore, The ManBible recognizes a man should Bang the Hot Ones but Marry the Good Ones (BHOMGO).  As a rule, most men swear by its wisdom.  The dividing line between the dating man and the married man should always be clear, as a good bang now should never be the best of the years.

        Section V - Enjoy One-Night Stands

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          Most booty is hard to resist.  As men are generally afforded few opportunities for nonbonding sexual relations and sex, every opportunity counts.  Most times, SRES comes with a high price tag of relationship-building, real conversations, meetings mothers and fathers, dinners alone, MBetc.  However, sometimes the stars align and a woman of interest desires only SRES. When this expression of mutual attraction and intent is revealed, a celebration is warranted.  The ManBible recognizes the opportunity for a One-Night Stand (ONS) is a rare gift of fortune, and recommends leaning toward taking advantage of these opportunities when they arise.  Especially when a clean post-bang is available, the ONS is a great way to enjoy life and increase booty potential. 

Positives of One Night Stands

1) No relationship work

2) Adult behavior

3) Sex practice

4) ONS women are more sexed up

5) Shared limited purpose

6) New booty

7) Booty potential boost

8) Better than home alone

9) Sexual experimentation

10) Lack of accountability

Negatives of One Night Stands

1) Danger of unintended relationship

2) The making of a child

3) Loss of sexual buildup

4) Higher risk of STDs

5) Pressure on social circles

MBWarning: Women will always put greater importance on SRES.  Therefore, ONS can easily turn into a three-year relationship if a man is not careful.  The power of a bang can drive women to care. 

Sexed - When a woman is similarly comfortable and eager to have sexual relations and eventual sex like men.

       

Section VI - Remember the Man Out

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Some men are losers with women.  Although youth provides an opportunity for most men to experience the courting ritual, some fall behind soon thereafter.  Men of limited ability and low booty potentials throughout life suffer embarrassment and loneliness.  Of course, porn movies and prostitution do offer some relief.  The ManBible recommends men attempt to help The Man Out (TMO) whenever possible or practical.  TMOs are challenged in the field when courting women, and support for the endeavor is warranted, especially since rarely a threat posed.  The best effort to hook up a TMO can take the form of a good word or social setup.  Lending a helping hand to T MOs of the world is a noble act and good kind.

Section VII - Never Disrespect the Booty

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Respect for women goes a long way.  In the modern world, men are no longer afforded the right to subjugate women and their equal say in the matter.  Those days are gone.  Treating women with respect is the expected normal course, and the wisdom of this approach is apparent in the generally improved sexual relations and sex.  All men do better when all men respect women.  Of consequence, a man who disrespects a woman may cast negative shadow upon the woman of interest of another man.   The ManBible recognizes men should Respect the Booty (RTB).  Disrespect can lead to the destruction of another man's booty dreams.  Many times, a crude remark registered in a social circle creates a collective prohibition on a particular woman.  A damn shame to taint the booty dream and reduce the success of all men. 

Respect the Booty Rules

1) Never call a woman ugly - Always keep these comments neutral.

2) Never say cheating is ok - Always take the position cheating is bad.

3) Never not listen - Always listen in a reasonable manner.

4) Never get caught staring - Always avoid copping a look at a boobs or high part of leg.

5) Never whistle at a woman - Always a confirmation of stupidity.

Section VIII - Sometimes Sloppy Seconds

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        Finders keepers, losers weepers, losers keepers.  Although there are many women in the world, sometimes only a few women connect around a particular social circle at any one time.  The factors of supply and demand, quality of booty and ratio of men to women determine the booty options available.  A man needs to find the right place at the right time with the right women.  When new booty opportunities are not readily available, an option is a woman previously dated by another man in a social circle.  The ManBible recognizes Sloppy Seconds as the courting of a woman of interest who previous within 2 years was courted by friend.  Of course, any man's woman of current interest is the former interest of another man.  However, when a woman is connected directly, there is the issue of post competition evaluations.

When a man goes in for seconds, there is occasional buyer’s remorse.  Good friendships can end when a shared woman of interest is simultaneously found.  The ManBible recommends men generally refrain from pursuing or engaging with a woman of interest who has recently been courted by a friend, unless i) real love, ii) a very low men/women ratio (in the community), iii) a man forms a strong interest before the first man, or iv) three years pass.  Respect for one and a sense of class among men is important, and if victory were first acquisition, the first to achieve sexual relations and sex would be the winner.  However, it's not.   

MBWarning: Men should avoid the use of the phrase "sloppy seconds" around women, as they are not fond of the phrase.  Women are generally not amused.  The nature of the concept envisions women as physical possessions of men, and therefore is unacceptably dominating, chauvinistic and against civil rights.  

Section IX - Never Break Up over the Phone

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I just called to say it's over.  A man should finalize a break up with a woman in her physical presence.  A good man is always upfront and straight with women.  Further, in person communication of a breakup diminishes controversy and the need to waste time.  The ManBible recommends men break up with a direct one-time dump after 2 months of dating.  When the time comes for the dump, a man should never do it indirectly.

Section X - Never Let Them See You Sweat

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        Be cool until its time not to be cool.  When a man displays too much emotion, he reveals a general unattractive weakness.  Some social circles espouse the broad sharing feelings as workable.  However, most often the lack of emotional control damages the chances for success.  Sometimes fatal and almost always unnecessary, the outpour of emotional dissatisfaction usually gets a man nowhere.  The ManBible recognizes a man who controls his emotions never lets them see him sweat.  The mental state-of-mind and general approach perceived by a woman of interest determines in large measure how a relationship unfolds.  Booty pleasures arise from the man who speaks the language of the courting ritual, not from using a woman as a pillow for emotional sympathizing.  Even when the emotion card seems to be a smart play, there is always something better in the way.

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

Verse III

Capitulation of Hand

        "Man is guided by the wisdom of the sages."

       

                                                                        -MBC1V1S1L1

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Section I - Hand

Section II - Negotiating Approach

Section III – Regaining Lost Hand

Section IV - Listening to Women

Section V - Capitulation

Section VI - Lying to Women

        Section VII - Sacred Man Topics

Sacred Illuminated Thought - A man must think hard about whether he wants war and frustration or peace and quiet enjoyment in life.  Ensuring the peace and sex is better than war without end.

Section I – Hand

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To have or to have not hand, that is the question.  A single man is fully under his domain and control.  The decisions in life can be easy, as they are generally free from outside female interference.  The attempt to build a more perfect union in harmony and bodily satisfaction through the courting ritual begins diminished control of fate.  To find continued success with a woman of interest, many decisions must be made, including where to eat, who to hang with on weekends, where to place furniture, when to bang, MBetc.  Most decisions are made in a mutual fashion without incident.  However, over time most WOIs will attempt to exert majority rule.  The ManBible recognizes Hand as the minimum amount of control of decisions necessary to maintain a reasonably dignified existence.  Hand is a man's ability to maintain enough independence and strength to stay a man and enjoy life to the fullest.  All men should maintain at least some Hand. 

How much hand does a man need?  More is good, but enough is also good.  At the very least, an equal voice in the decisions affecting one’s life maintains some form of hand.  Hand protects the ego and the ability to regenerate enthusiasm for life.  Men who lose hand show signs of decreased energy, pride and their social effect.  A man without hand is a man who when the party drums are sounded, and men of good heart muster, he is absent from the party bus.

        The loss of Hand usually begins at the beginning of the dating process.  Men will agree to most anything to gain favor with women for the ultimate reward of sexual relations and sex.  Many men even believe the loss of hand is necessary to make a relationship work and to maintain general happiness.  However, too much loss of hand is fairly counterproductive and usually fatal to a relationship.  The reasonable approach is to never to lose enough hand to become whipped.  The ManBible recognizes the point where a man maintains sufficient Hand as the Line In the Sand (LIS).  Laying down a line and keeping a woman's influence on decision-making to a tolerable level is key to maintaining hand.   Once hand is lost, its very difficult to restore. 

MB Note: Does he have hand? This question is also commonly known as the “Who wears the pants?” inquiry. The more hand a man maintains, the more respect amongst men he will garnish.  Without hand, a man is relegated to obscurity in a life of absurdity. 

        Section II - Negotiating Approach

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        A choice of approach defines the problems to solve.  Every method used to deal with the inevitable difficultly of maintaining a relationship with a woman has positive and negative outcomes.  Whether a man chooses a soft touch as opposed to a hard sell depends on the women of interest. Many women bend and blend to the circumstances of the moment.  The method and approach thought strongest and most likely to produce sexual relations can be the weakest in the end, and sometimes it's better to cut losses than go forward.  The ManBible recognizes there are ten Hand Negotiation Approaches (HNA) to preserve and maintain hand while gaining sexual relations and sex.  Each approach offers different ways of coping with the same situation: women will task a man with challenges of the heart and soul.  Finding the right HNA for a particular woman takes experience and willingness to go against instinct to succeed.  When the goal is SRES, it's better to succeed in bed than with useless battles of pride.

The Negotiation Approaches

1) Capitulation - When a man gives to most demands of a woman of interest, without putting up a fight or argument of protest, to reserve demands for more important matters.  The key to this approach is picking your battles wisely, as most decisions with a WOI are not important enough to trade sexual relations and sex.  The path of least resistance is sometimes the safest path to success.

2) Bargained for Value - When a man gives to demands of a woman of interest after both parties are afforded the opportunity to be heard.  This approach takes argument before capitulation. The hope is the reasonable and fair thing to do is agreed to and committed.  Fairness in the process to bargain into bed means less diminishment of sexual pleasures over time.

3) The Nice Guy - When a man gives in to demands of a woman of interest after ingratiating himself as a nice guy. The maintenance of being the nice guy is then becomes the deciding factor whether or not to give-in.  Would a nice guy give in? Nice guys usually finish last because of the risk of substantial hand loss.

4) The Whiner - When a man gives in to demands of a woman of interest while complaining about the loss of hand.  The hope is a WOI will be embarrassed and willing to compromise.  A whiner has one foot in either door, taking no real stand.  Men who whine about the process foster less respect later when more important issues are at hand.

5) Stonewalling - When a man gives in to demands of a woman of interest while displaying continued resistance.  The hope is a WOI will be intimidated and back off demands and positions.  The hope is the WOI will relent due to sympathy. This approach is fairly successful but generally avoided.

6) Guilt Tripping - When a man gives in to demands of a woman of interest while playing to feelings of sympathy or guilt.  The hope is a WOI will have sympathy or guilt and back off her demands and positions. The expectation is the WOI's emotions will take over and relent.  However, guilt is never a good place to start.

7) The Nibbler - When a man gives into certain demands of a woman of interest with the intent of asking for more later.  The approach is a building process to that combines several decisions over time to maintain hand.  A nibble here and there is usually all that is needed to survive. 

8) Tit-for-Tat - When a man gives into demands of a woman of interest only when there is a reciprocal exchange of demands.  Annoyance breeds disappointment when good deals fall on hard-line positions.  This mutual approach is possible only with a WOI willing to meet half way, which is fairly uncommon.

9) Rule Keeper - When a man argues about arguing in an attempt to offset demands made by a woman of interest.  Not being on point is the point until the game is up and cashed.

10) Hardballer - When a man rarely gives in to demands and uses a stubborn and uncompromising position with a woman of interest.  Sometimes this works well and sometimes you get dumped early.  The position that maintains the most hand is also in the weakest for success with women.

        Section III - Regaining Lost Hand

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        Loss of hand is generally a one-way street.  To lose hand is to give up a large allure of the single life: individual autonomy.  Most women demand substantial capitulation as a gesture of good faith and affection worthy of sexual relations and eventual sex.  Once received, a man may find success.  However, the condition attached is the dick stays here.  The transfer of authority to a woman cannot be easily undone.  To reverse course and regain hand, a challenge to the relationship must be instigated.  Attempts to gain-back hand are always difficult, as they threaten to disrupt a WOI's control.  When the will to regain hand is strong, The ManBible recommends the three Lost Hand Regain Methods (LHRM).  The LHRM are i) a gradual reassertion of hand through subtle action and positioning, ii) a big confrontation of issues, or iii) a breakup followed by a Booty Redux.  The choice of LHRM is specific to the situation. Of course, the easiest path is not losing hand in the first place.

        No points scored for loss of hand.  A man who loses hand will wonder why all the good times and deeds are somehow forgotten in time, like tears in rain.  Women generally disregard all former good deeds and power sharing overtures.  A man must be aware of the amount of power he gives to a WOI to gain access to her naked body.  Just because you’re a good guy and are doing the "right thing" does not mean you will be rewarded in the future for those acts.  The question will usually be, "What have you done for me lately?"  If you have no hand, you will be helpless to stand up for yourself in times of demand.

1) Small steps back to hand.  Just as hand is slowly taken away, it can slowly be taken back.  Reasserting control of specific aspects of a man's life through slow moves and hints is sometimes effective in bringing back the level of autonomy formerly experienced.  The ManBible recommends starting with less important issues and building to more important decisions.  When resistance is encountered, the best method is to capitulate and try again later.  Many times, a woman's decision on an issue of hand is dependent on the time and place of the challenge.  When a woman is happy and content, the better time to reclaim hand than during anger and dissent. 

       

2) Bold reassertion at key moments of opportunity.  This one-time quick fix, if successful, usually parallels a massive increase in a man's booty potential.  Events such as obtaining substantially more money, status, fame or success can bring a hand reversal of fortune.   A confrontation on a large issue can also release the grasp of a woman of interest's control.  However, a man must risk it all quickly my forcing an immediate decision.  Anything more the WOI will have time to think about the issue and potentially become angered.  Once restored, a man must maintain the returned hand or risk losing it again.  Hold on to the hand you have, and never let it go.   

3) Restarting from scratch.  Pushing the redo button is a risky but potentially good move.  The opportunity to break up and then get back together, within a short period of time, is rare.  However, this situation does occur enough to watch post breakup, especially if the relations was short lived and the sexual relations very good.  When a man is afforded a second chance, the best move is to correct any mistakes made, including giving away too much hand.  A woman will be inclined to ask less when the relationship is probably not going to last too much more.

       

Dick Stays Here - When a relationship diminishes a man.  When men get together, the energy level is enhanced by pre-relationship behavior.  When a man leaves his dick at home, he is not allowed to tap that resource as well.

        Section IV – Listening to Women

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When women talk smart men listen.  Most women want their voice to be heard.  Sharing feelings and expressions of affection are usually of primary concern, and many times a difficult endeavor to participate.  However, a man must be patient and attentive.  Further, listening does not require understanding.  Awareness that a man displays empathy and sympathy is usually enough for a woman of interest.  The ManBible recommends Listening to Women (LTW).   Men must provide an ear to the concerns of women, and those who fail to LTW pay the price of pain and argument.  Setting aside some time for listening usually pays off in the end.

        Section V - Lying to Women

        MBC3V3S5

A lie is not a lie if you believe it.  For most men of good faith, the choice between lying and honesty is difficult.  An unfortunate reaction to circumstance, the conflict between the truth of the matter and sexual relations and eventual sex is sometimes a hard play.  Gaining favor with a woman of interest is not done to test the purity of character; nor is gaining favor easy; it is done to survive the difficult courting process for booty pleasures and delights.  Convincing a WOI to afford SRES is a challenge that requires all the effort one can muster.  The ManBible recognizes the truth balanced against success with women leans toward some use of harmless misrepresentations.  Of course, major issues of concern cannot be fixed through lying.  These include lack of interest, cheating and false claims of wealth.  However, when telling the complete and unfettered truth may cause more damage than it's worth, a deflection, exaggeration or small mistruth can deemed socially proper.  The truth has always limitations during the courting ritual and dating.  Further, lying intended for a good mutual purpose is not always a bad thing for both parties.  A well-placed stretch of the truth is sometimes a better move for success than bringing down the house prematurely.  Some things can wait when more important tasks are at hand.

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

        Section VII - Sacred Man Topics

MBC3V3S7

        Some subjects are considered taboo.  Although most issues may be discussed with women, there are a few topics of conversation relevant only to men.  These include reminiscing on past bachelor parties, hooker experiences, former bangs, mistresses, strip club madness, drunken brawls, crabs, MBetc.  The ManBible recognizes these Taboo Topics (Tabs) as subjects to avoid during conversations with women of interest.  The MBRule for Tabs is both to avoid passing secret and embarrassing information into the social circles of women as well as WOIs.  All men should follow this rule and avoid disclosure.  Most women cannot understand the context and importance of these topics, and misinterpretation is fairly common.

Verse IV

Friendship and Women

“Attraction is not something dismissed as an exercise of free will. However, free will and booty never comfortably reside platonically in the same moment in space and time.”

                                                                -MBC8V1S1

MBC3V4S1

Section I – Women as Friends

Section II - The Friend Zone

        Section III - The Friend Exception

Section IV – Friends with Benefits

Section V – Dick in a Jar

Section I – Women as Friends

MBC3V4S1

Friends and girlfriends are different people.  A friend is someone who shares a bond of caring and concern; a girlfriend is a woman that a man hopefully bangs fairly often.  Although men and women share many traits and characteristics as human beings, most men lack the capacity to control essential and primal urges.  Unable to decouple base desires when interacting with women of interest is especially problematic.  This even occurs when a woman is without interest.  The ManBible recognizes the universal natural attraction between men and women clouds platonic thoughts.   Asking a man to avoid thinking upon the topic of sex is a difficult proposition.  Common as a natural state of continual horniness, also known as sex on the brain, this reaction is based on psychological and physiological factors of necessity.  This call to bang endures forever and ever and ever. 

A man thinks about sex often.  When a man is not banging, he eventually thinks about banging.  Many times this even includes the women called "friends."  Of course, friends do not bang their friends; they bang their lovers and others of mutual interest.  The ManBible recognizes the inherent conflict of interest when a man befriends a woman of interest.  Free will and booty never reside comfortably in the same moment of space and time.  This does not mean men and women cannot find friendship, as the modern world facilitates this type of freedom under special circumstances.  However, it does mean in the majority of cases, the basic and unavoidable attraction overrides any possibility of purity of thought or action.  Attraction cannot be dismissed as an exercise of free will,

The Difference between Friends and Girlfriends

Friends à Girlfriend

Want to bang à Do not want to bang

No jealousy of boyfriend à Jealousy of boyfriend

No interest in presentation à Presentation always important

Not a favorite jerk fantasy girl à Favorite jerk fantasy girl

Some rules are hard but good.  Even when a man believes intentions are pure, the desire for booty lurks behind every thought and action.  When a man convinces himself he wants friendship with a woman of interest, he begins to live the great lie.  Frequent disappointments and false moves pervade the relationship as attraction dictates searching for signs of life, romantic notions and potential situations to convert the friendship to something more.  As a universal calling, most men desire to have sexual relations and eventual sex with a substantial portion of women they meet or observe, unless barred by age or attraction exceptions.  In the interest of avoiding confusion, uncertainty and waste of time, The ManBible teaches The ManBible Forth Truth: Men and women cannot be friends.  (See The Truths of Life MBT4 MBC3V1S4).  Although uncomfortably regressive and generally unpopular, experience will illuminate this truth for most men. 

Friends do not let other friends bang friends.

MBNote: The MBT4 is a relatively new concept.  In previous days before the modern era, most men and woman were barred from any type of close friendship or even proximity with women of interest.  This truth’s unpopularity stems from the confusion of modern men between equal opportunity and sexual roles in society.  Friends care about each other, but when sexual relations and sex is involved, it is a different type of caring apart from just friendship.

MBNote: A great achievement of modern men is the free will and ability to change historical precedents. Specifically, the false and misguided belief that women are inferior beings, that they are conservative when it comes to sexual taboos, and that they should fear women in general.

MB Warning: The ManBible recognizes in theory, men who seek women would probably attempt to court every woman of interest they meet if given a chance.  This is known as The ManBible Fifth Truth: All men are dogs. (See The Truths of Life MBT5 MBC3V1S5).  This truth is not openly disclosed nor admitted to women.

Section II - The Friend Zone

MBC3V4S2

A rose by any other name is still a rose.  Many men claim friendship to hide the motive of booty dreams.  When a friendship with a woman is used as a disguise for something other than platonic interest and understanding, “just a friend” becomes a misstatement.  The ManBible recognizes the use of friendship as a means to booty pleasures as entering The Friend Zone (TFZ).  Entering the TFZ with a woman of interest with the intent of SRES is generally an unsuccessful path in the courting ritual.  The TFZ is also known as playing the friend-zone card. 

Men and women cannot be friends.  A friend who wants to bang a friend is not a real friend in the traditional sense.  Unlike a relationship based on mutual interest and understanding, a relationship that includes desires of sexual relations and eventual sex exclude the friendship category.  Any situation where a party hopes for a future undisclosed resolution of SRES, there is a problem.    When a man befriends a woman, it usually falls within four general categories: i) A man is playing the TFZ to gain an opportunity to make a future move, ii) a man is fooling himself with a false belief in modern platonic relationships, or ii) a man wants friendship only (rare).  No man is an ocean, but most men are horny bastards.

MBNote: "Oh, she's just a friend." The ManBible does not fully recognize this type of statement.  Every man must remember The ManBible Forth Truth: All men are dogs (See The Truths of Life MBT4 MBC3V1S4). 

Friendships are problematic to say the least and unimpressive to say the most.  Most men have better things to do than pretend to be a friend when booty is what is desired.  Playing the friend zone is generally considered a bad move, as it weakens the position of a man interested in more than friendship with a woman of interest.  A man must climb out of the TFZ before he can begin to fully court a woman, and most men become trapped in the TFZ.  The ManBible recognizes a man carries the most advantage when he approaches a WOI directly and with the intention for sex revealed and submitted for approval or rejection.  This is especially true when there is little hope of future sexual relations and eventual sex.  Time wasted in The TFZ is unfortunate.

        Section III - The Friend Exception

        MBC3V3S4

There are always exceptions to the general rules.  A female friend can be just a friend in certain rare circumstances of chance.  The situation of friendship between men and women does exist under controlled conditions where there is either no attraction, called the bangability exception, or the attraction is offset by more powerful motivations.  In these rare cases, the desire for sexual relations and eventual sex is diminished to acceptable levels.  The ManBible recognizes these few rare situations as The Friend Exceptions (TFEs).  However, friendships with women are usually based on sexual and relationship desires. A symbiotic relationship is also possible when a man and a woman combine their social networks to facilitate access to opportunities of booty.  When a move of playing the friend zone is made to facilitate access to quality booty, the play offsets other concerns of attraction.  The use of friendship with a woman to gain opportunities of booty can also make the conversion of friendship into something more possible.

MBRule: The Friend Exception

A man cannot be a genuine friend to a woman unless:

        1) No attraction is present, or

2) He has already tapped the booty, and

        a) A mutual breakup, or

        b) The man instigated the breakup

3) There is mutual interest to combine social networks

Friends With Benefits (FWB) - An agreement to both maintain friendship and bang.  Although the time in the friend zone is never wasted when a friend gives benefits, most often FWB is quickly followed by a choice to begin a relationship or to separate. 

Section IV – A Dick in a Jar

          MBC3V4S5

        During an emergency: Break glass and pull lever.  Normally, a woman decides during the early stages of first contact whether a man will be afforded the opportunity to bang.  This usually occurs within thirty seconds or less.  Once a man makes a move, the answer to this decision is usually revealed.   Heightened enthusiasm for the courting process is always a good sign.  Even if subtle or elusive, a woman will make known to man her interest in sexual relations and eventual sex.  These are the signs of life.  Accepting the final judgment, whether for booty or not, is the best course.  Especially when rejected, moving to greener pastures quickly is the best use of time.  However, many men fixate on one particular woman of interest, and become vulnerable to women who do not want to have SRES, but capitalize on the man's interest to their detriment.  Women are commonly known to use the friend zone as a psychological and emotional cushion under secondary circumstances.  These include limited male options, boyfriend breakups, lack of success with another man of interest, boredom, MBetc.  The ManBible recognizes this secondary position as Dick In A Jar (DIJ).  No man should ever want to be a DIJ.  Along with the pathetic nature of waiting for false booty dreams, designation means wasted time, confusion and delay in gaining the pleasure and delight of real booty.   While a man roams in the FZ as a DIJ, many opportunities of booty pass them by, as they are not free.    

MB Rule: Don't be a Dick in a Jar.

MB Disclaimer: The ManBible values and requires respect for women in all regards. Nothing contained within The ManBible is intended to objectify women in any malicious, unkind, or disrespectful way.  Love of women is key to The ManBible.

Verse V

Breakup and Rejection

        "When a man reaches the unseen fields beyond today's faded scene, he will see the green pastures of tomorrow, and he will be very happy indeed."

                                                                        -MBC7V0S0

        MBC7V1S0

Section I - Breaking Apart

Section II - A Time to Dump

Section III - Post Breakup Haze

Section IV - The Green Pastures Theory

Section V - Getting Out

Section VI - Crying on the Inside

Section VII - The Transversal

Section VIII - The Return

Section IX - Rejection

Section X - Depression Unwarranted

Sacred Illuminated Thought: The best part of breaking up is freedom of booty.  Once a man moves forward, he is reminded that future booty is equal to the booty presently obsessed upon. New booty can even be better than past booty, as the mystery of life returns with a naked body at night.

Section I - Breaking Apart

          MBC3V5S1

Breakups are the hardest part of new booty.  Dismantling the complexity of affection and relationships necessary for sexual relations and sex is difficult.  However, almost all relationships eventually end.  Many times they end far beyond the time of their original purpose and excitement.  One positive result of a breakup is the freedom to date and court other women of interest.  This freedom of booty is driven in large measure by the fantasy of new women in sexual situations.  This freedom is worth much effort to achieve often.  The ManBible recognizes the New Booty Syndrome (NBS) as the instinctual need to seek out new booty.  Once NBS is planted in the mind, most men retire the past desires and endless dreams, which quickly fade away.  There are few remedies for a broken heart more successful than a new piece of ass.  Even in the mist of what seems like failure and defeat, there is always the possibility of new booty delights.  Fantastic. 

Most relationships end.  As the natural outcome of a modern courting society, only some connections work well or well enough to move forward indefinitely.  Even in a favored relationship, there are many more success stories waiting to be told.  In order to find and tell these new stories, old stories must come to an end.  The ManBible recognizes a Breakup (BU) as another essential element on the road to success.  Just as a man must be willing to try and fail in order to gain the skills necessary for future success, so must a man find ways out of waning situations in order to continue to experience quality booty.  The Breakup-ing is not the end, but the beginning of something equal in the future.  Even before a woman of interest can break a heart, a man should be looking into the future with hope and anticipation of new booty.   BUs are opportunities as much as times of sadness.  Sulking, crying, depression and feeling bad usually overdrawn.  A man who can look to the future will find the future as bright as the past.

Breakups are not the fun stuff.  Beside the real chance of stumbling on emotional considerations, breaking off a relationship with a woman of former interest can turn fairly ugly.  Women react to breakups from mildly annoyed to heart-breaking feelings of disaster.  This powerful and unpredictable nature of thee breakup can be a damaging events when not properly managed.  The ManBible recognizes the advantage of a pre-breakup consideration period to plan a breakup.  Further, a breakup can range from 5 minutes to several weeks.  The ManBible categories two general types of breakups: i) when the man or woman initiate the breakup, called The DUMP (TD), or ii) when there is a simultaneous agreement to breakup and part ways, called Mutual Booty Dissatisfaction (MBD).  MBD's are rare but do occur.  Most often, when both parties inadvertently enter into a courting ritual, which quickly turns uninteresting, outright rejection is warranted. Normally, breakups occur when one party initiates separation through expressed desire to end the situation. 

MB Warning: A man must always watch for TD when he forgets or restlessly disregards a focus on a woman's happiness.

MAN à The DUMP (TD) à WOMAN OF INTEREST à WOMAN DUMPED

WOMAN à The DUMP (TD) à MAN OF INTEREST à MAN DUMPED

MAN AND WOMAN à MBD à DISINTERESTED PARTIES

Better to dump than be dumped.  The party who unilaterally ends a relationship claims freedom first.  Making the move to dump provides a certain power and a sense of self-affirmation that most people prefer.  Further, a man who wants more but is offered less is technically being dumped as well.  Self-dignity and worth play a large measure of the sorrow, and it's never easy to take a hit upon or divvy out a breakup.  The ManBible recognizes The Dump (TD) when one party orally or by act affirms the end of relations.  TDs are never easy affairs, especially when a man invests emotional energy to sexual relations and eventual sex with a woman of interest.  When a man wants more before a relationship ends, this weak position compounds the end of relations.  The MB feels the pain of this moment for all men.  They go to the core of disappointment and loss of sexual opportunities.  They run deep. 

One cannot be dumped when one always hopes to be dumped.

Perspective to a dump is important.  Not all encounters with women of interest are success stories to brag about.  The combination of factors necessary for attraction and subsequent sexual relations are many times absent in time and space.  These factors include everything from a low booty potential to the wrong social class to she has a boyfriend whom she will not cheat on.  Regardless of will and effort, there comes moments to face the hard reality that further pursuit of a particular WOI will be a fruitless endeavor.  A man must know when to say when to spend booty pursuit resources wisely.   

Common Reasons to Justify

Breakups for Men

1) Lack of Booty Satisfaction (LBS) - Men focus on physical pleasures and prioritize booty above most other considerations, especially against better judgment.  Dissatisfaction in bed and quality of sexual relations and sex make a breakup the best solution to return to booty prosperity. 

2) New Booty Attraction or Offer (NBA or NBO) - Most men continually desire new women to have sexual relations and eventual sex, and will act upon these desires when opportunity knocks.  Variety is usually favored for it's unique and exciting prospects, which usually eclipse past booty pleasures.  Many breakups are initiated by the discovery of other opportunities of booty.

3) Too Crazy to Go on Forever (CGF) - Some women are prohibitively difficult to date or maintain a relationship due to their psychological disposition.  When the amount of effort necessary to maintain a relationship with a woman becomes overwhelming, other booty will sway to eventually break away.  

4) A Challenge to Manhood (CTM) - Sometimes a woman will act or speak with such disrespect and vulgarity that a breakup is mandated by an unspoken code of dignity.  A man is not a man if the booty allure trumps self-respect and minimum standards of dignity.  The CTM avoids pathetic behavior.

5) Moving Away (MA) or Summer Flings (SF) - Physical separation is usually equal in reality to a breakup. These are the cause of many breakups every year.  Although some men and women stay together when separated for brief amounts of time, most need regular contact to maintain a relationship.

6) Letting Her Go to Grow (GTG) - After taking advantage of a superior social, economic or age status, some men realize the fair and honorable thing to do is to free the woman to allow her to grow more and enjoy life to the fullest.  A man with experience and knowledge to find success with younger women must sometimes give back to stock the pond.

7) Freedom to Grow (FTG) - A dump accompanied by a statement that the desire for freedom is necessary to growth as a person.  The FTG is A harsh method usually designed to quickly end a relationship and begin a relationship in waiting.  The FTG is commonly seen by women as a copout and attempt to hide the true reason for the dump.

8) Not Ready for Love (NRL) - Most men cannot be honest about their need and desire for new booty.  However, sometimes the best policy is a display of honesty, which is generally respected by most women.  The NRL is an emotional truth that is taken at face value as the end of relations.  A bold but effective move.

9) It's Me Not You (MNY) - A classic move by a man to deflect blame of a breakup away from the woman and onto the man.  Usually done to alleviate the pain and anguish inflicted through being dumped.  MNY is a soft approach that assists men in making a smooth transition out of a relationship and onto greener pastures of future tomorrows. 

10) Found Someone New (FSN) - Most men cannot be honest about their need for new booty.  However, the best policy is usually not honesty.  The FSN is the use of an un necessary disclosed truth of reality to end a relationship.  A man who follows through with FSN is asking for trouble easily avoided with a small misrepresentation.

Relationship in Waiting (RIW) - A relationship with a woman of interest, while currently coupled with another WOI, which upon a breakup would be pursued without restraint.  A refrain from sexual relations and sex is usually wise and builds sexual tension.  Disclosure of RIWs with SRS is not recommended.

Common Reasons to Explain

Breakups for Women

1) Lack of Emotional Comfort (LEC) - Women are generally interested in finding emotional peace and happiness over purely sexual interests.  A man who fails to offer the soothing warmth of listening, hugging and respectful treatment will fail to keep them, too.

2) Outside Life Plan (OLP) - Women are generally searching for nesting opportunities and successful living.  A man who fails to fit into the fantasy is always in jeopardy of being dumped. 

3) Performance Issues (PIs) - Some women are turned off to bad or poor performance in bed.  A man who wants a woman around often is wise to learn the art of sexual relations and sex. 

4) Cheating and Misbehavior (CAM) - Most women will dump a man who cheats on them, holding animosity toward them forever.  There is no fury like a woman scorned.

Section II - A Time to Dump

        MBC3V5S2

Time to go, say goodbye to booty.  Even with women of interest, who at first seem to encompass the meaning of life, a decrease in intensity and importance over time is generally expected.  In a majority of cases, relationships eventually run there course, and end in different but predictable ways.  The excitement of first encounters, dates and bangs eventually give way to arguments, sadness and bad endings.  However, a man should always look to the future with optimism.  When a relationship is ready to extinguish, better to end and begin again than waste time in decline.  To continue a relationship beyond the time it naturally should end is problematic. The ManBible recognizes the Time to Dump (TTD) as the moment where the courting ritual has run its course and the relationship has begun an inevitable decline.  TTD is the optimal time to break up, as the balance between consistency of sexual relations and future possibilities of new booty tips in favor of new booty.  The breakup is usually the better choice, to avoid the sad decline and the waste of time.

Time to Dump

   EBU                STC        SAC            FDR      LTC      FYF        ETM      

ß--------------------------------------------------------------------------à

0    4wks          3mths     6mths           1yr       3yr        5yr        7yrs

Commitment Terms

The Early Breakup (EBU) (0 - 4 weeks) - When a man spends four or less weeks courting a woman of interest, and gains enough knowledge to determine diminished pleasure and delight are certain and near.  A quick breakup is easy to act upon and generally accepted by most parties, as emotions are tempered by the risk of an early breakup.

Short Term Breakup (STB) (3 months) - When a man spends three or more months courting a woman of interest, an expectation develops for an increase in the commitment level and intensity.  This increase includes conditions of monogamy, boyfriend/girlfriend designation, meeting friends and family and constant communication updates.  The breakup window is difficult to determine and usually require a plan of action to complete. 

Face Worthy Breakup (FWB) (6 months) - When a man spends six months courting a woman of interest, any decision to continue the courting ritual increases the expectation of real commitment and a statement of real love.  These things include exchanging vulnerabilities, feelings, substantial spending of time, and sharing space.  The option of phone or email breakups is frowned upon, and FWBs are generally problematic and difficult. 

Long Term Breakup (LTB) - (1 year) - Also known as the shit or get off the pot (SGOP) - When a man spends a year or more with a woman, there is an expectation the relationship will move forward into a new phase of either i) commitment to commit, ii) agreement to live together, or iii) decision to get married.  Breaking up after the year mark is very difficult, marred by drama and full of hardship.

Three Year Breakup (TYB) (3 years) - The three-year mark decision is the last chance to bail on a relationship before the damage of a subsequent breakup becomes permanent.  Many men know the time has come, but for convenience sake they do not act.  These men suffer later and waste precious time.

The Five Year Breakup (FYB) - (5 years) - When a man is five years into a relationship, a decision to breakup should already have been made years ago at the three-year mark.  At five years, the ties between parties are deep and not easily removed.  Emotions become mixed up: loyalty or happiness; kindness or freedom; love or hate.  Breakups are usually uncomfortable and painful, taking several months to achieve and years to heal.

The Seven Year Scratch (SYS) (7 years) - When a man spends seven or more years with a woman of interest, the relationship is a life commitment.  The ManBible recognizes The Seven Year Itch (SYI) as the last hard look at ending a relationship and beginning again in a reasonable time.  Seven years is not too late by very late indeed.  The ManBible recognizes The Seven Year Scratch (SYS) as the dump that ends a seven or more year old relationship to begin again.  Breakup are very difficult, usually divorces of a legal nature, and often destructive to one or more of the parties.

MB Note: A man does not always choose where to begin, but he can always choose where to end.

Common Methods to determine the Time to Dump

1) Back to the Future (BTF) - When a man looks honestly into the future and imagines the progression of a relationship.  When a relationship ultimately seems doomed to end, there is a good case to end it before wasting time begins.

2) Test of booty Satisfaction (TBS) - When the balance between remaining in a relationship and breaking up tips in favor of breaking up due to a decline or lack of booty satisfaction.

3) Peak Intensity Decline (PID) - The time right after the peak period of a relationship has ended and intensity levels begin to decline.  This method carries all gain and little loss, but is more difficult to break off.

Booty Satisfaction - The current level of pleasure a woman of interest gives by sexual relations and sex, including satisfaction with body, style, substance and personality.

Section III – Post-Breakup Haze

MBC3V5S3

Saying goodbye is never easy.  This is especially true when one party pulls out of the relationship without the mutual consent of the other. The feelings of rejection and embarrassment are usually heavy, and the initial 24-48 hour period wreaks havoc on the mind and soul.  Most men feel this pain.  The ManBible recognizes the Post Breakup Haze (PBH) as the initial reaction to being dumped by a woman of interest.  The PBH is characterized by depression, shock and disillusion.  Further sadness comes after the realization that sexual relations and sex are discontinued.  Many times PBH can confuse a man to ruinous and embarrassing behavior.  A man in PBH will be tempted by emotions of revenge, anger or bitterness after a dumping.  Far too many mistakes of regret are made by this unfortunate reaction, as it serves no useful purpose.  A two-day cooling off period is generally recommended.  Ultimately the display of scorn is a waste of time and energy.

Reacting badly to a dump is foolish and counterproductive.  Not only is there a loss of future possibilities of sexual relations and sex, reputation can be damaged in the woman's circle of friends and beyond.  Never taint the booty pool.  Some men believe expressing dissatisfaction and hurt will cause the woman to change her mind.  However, the opposite effect occurs most often.  The ManBible recognizes the Post Dump Freak Out (PDFO) as a negative overreaction to a breakup.  Extreme PDFO outbursts insure a relationship will end in finality.  Revealing strong emotions during a breakup is always a bad move.  Further, apologies or other forms of pathetic behavior will lead a man nowhere as well. 

        Section IV - The Green Pastures Theory

MBC3V5S4

There is always one more one.  After a man shares intimate experiences with several women of interest, a profound realization occurs.  The excitement, lust and passion toward a WOI are reproducible and repeatable.  No matter the woman met today, the woman met tomorrow can be equally or more exciting.  The ManBible recognizes this truth as The Green Pasture Theory (GPT).  The GPT is the freedom from dependence on a particular woman of interest.  Regardless of success with a one woman, there is always another to try again.  A new WOI can always replace the void left from a past WOI. Therefore, the GPT guides all breakups as opportunities of booty.  Rarely is renewed satisfaction found through long-term relationships, and GPT can give hope to men who have lost their way.  The opportunity to continue the search for booty is a blessing no matter where it comes from. 

MBNote: There is no better approach to women than the Green Pasture Theory.  Especially when a woman has decided to breakup with a man, the time to find new booty has arrived.

Breaking up is not the end; it's the beginning of new booty opportunities and adventures.

Break Up Sex (BUS) - Either one or a few sexual sessions after formal regular contact is interrupted between a couple that has broken up.  The sex is usually above average for the couple and highly prized by men.  The common danger is a subsequent return to relationship status based on the sexual encounter alone.

Section V - Getting Out

          MBC3V5S5

Ending a relationship is never easy.  For most men, multiple relationships with women of interest will come and go.  For women, relationships are more deeply seated with emotion and real feelings, making breakups through dumping problematic.  Most women will protect their interests through strong measures, such as cock blocking, more sexual excitement, back rubs, cooked food, MBEtc.  A woman can delay a breakup for years; extrication from a relationship must pass the hurdle.

Make it happen in time.  There are many ways to breakup with a girlfriend or partner.  Most often, several well-known techniques are employed.  Occasionally an opportunity presents to branch off and uniquely end relations well.  Generally however, men must tread cautiously in these uncertain waters.  The ManBible recognizes Breakup Extrication Techniques (BETs) as best practices to initiate and expedite the breakup process.  The BETs are based upon two concepts to hold fast to and remember: i) no pain, no gain, and ii) the grass is green on the other side.  A man must take notice: The uncomfortable time of a breakup is outweighed by the prospect of new booty pleasures with other women of interest.  Once a man intends to end a relationship, he must accomplish the task or risk month or years of unnecessary pain and wasted time.  Although the breakup process must be achieved as gentlemanly as possible, a breakup may require subtle lies, deceit and displays of emotion to smooth the transition. 

Porn is sometimes better than a girlfriend

who you can’t wait to breakup with.

Just do it.  There are many techniques a man can use to extricate himself from a relationship.  The choice of technique will depend on a number of breakup factors, including time of the relation, intimacy level, connection to friends and geography.  A man who has been dating a woman for 6 months is in a different position than a man at the third date, just as when the girlfriend is his best friend's wife's best friend.  Generally, the more time spent with a woman of interest, the more difficult the breakup will be and the less options available.  The best example is the Email Breakup Rule (EBR), which holds a man is required to break up face-to-face when dating a WOI. Ultimately, a balancing test between these factors must be used to determine where a man stands.

Breakup Factors

1) Time of relationship

2) Connection to family and friends

3) Level of sexual relations achieved

4) Unexpected or expected

5) Statements of love for booty

6) Promises made for booty

7) Type of Girl

8) Level of woman's interest

9) Living together or separate

10) Shared animals

Common Female Extrication Techniques

The Quick Dump (TQD)

Lying Your Way Out (LYWO)

Straight Forward Dump (SFD)

It's Me Not You (MNY)

The Letter Breakup (LBO)

The Quick Dump - Some breakups require quick action.  The strong desire to quickly end relationships usually comes from the excitement of new booty possibilities of pleasures and delights.  Although some breakups should be carefully planned, there are times when an immediate breakup is warranted.   Sometimes the opportunity will present itself after other methods have failed.  Other times there is a new woman of interest in waiting.  The ManBible recognizes The Quick Dump (QD) as an immediate and usually unexpected move by a man that ends a relationship.  To tell a WOI who still wants relations that "It's over, I'm sorry, this is not going to work, goodbye, lets call the whole thing off" is a bold move that increases booty potential.  However, the QD is fraught with difficulties.  These include reputation damage in the social circle of women, post-dump stalking, false-alarm breakups, increased drama, MBetc.  The reasons to use the QD, such as dumping to maintain dignity, calling off before the third date, and revealing a cheating affair are sometimes stronger than smoother transition of a calculated breakup.  Sometimes there is no time for long goodbyes. 

Lying Your Way Out - Sometimes the truth is the worst option.  Most of the time the truth is important and necessary for good relations.  However, lying about motive is a generally accepted method to spare grief for the woman of interest.  A breakup is essentially a rejection of an affection previously used to gain sexual relations and sex.  Breakups can make a woman cry, and these tears are fairly persuasive, especially coupled with the possibility of makeup sex.  A man can overcome the sympathy from watching a woman cry with a few misrepresentations of the truth.  The goal is to help both parties move on as painlessly as possible.  The challenge to soften the truth in some fashion to afford a smooth transition out of relations   is usually worth facing. 

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Straight Forward Dump - The direct approach is usually the best choice.  A man who breaks up with a woman in person without time constraints to afford a reply fares better then those who attempt to cut corners.  The ManBible recognizes a Straight Forward Dump (SFD) as the most appropriate method of breaking off relations.  The SFD allows a man to retain dump honor and respect.  The SFD is usually a planned event where a man finds the appropriate moment to directly state that relations are over and why they are coming to an end.  With the decision made and the reasons stated, there is no going back and only future booty waiting. 

It's Me, Not You - When the going gets tough, the tough take the blame.  Taking blame for the breakup is a clever diversionary tactic.  In exchange for lessening the pain on the dumped party, the dumper gets more of the burden of blame, to which no offense is taken.  The ManBible recognizes the It's Me, Not You (IMNY) method as a valid means of softening a breakup and facilitating an easier transition from the Final Breakup Moment.    

The Letter Breakup - There is no easy way out.  Many men have searched for the path of least resistance through the breakup.  Phone conversation breakups are a common means of avoiding awkward scenes of dumping.  However, use of a letter or email to break off relations is discouraged.  The ManBible recognizes this one-sided communication as the Letter Email Copout (LEC).  The LEC is poor way to show respect and to "take the pain" of life, especially when the parties have engaged in sex.  There is no dumping honor in saying goodbye without affording the other party an opportunity to reply.  Further, the follow-through of making the decision and executing a breakup is important for self-confidence and retaining hand moving forward into the next relationship.  The booty potential of a man increases when he breaks off relations that reasonably should end.

Never waste time on any one woman of interest.  Not all encounters with WOIs are success stories to remember or brag.  The combination of factors necessary for attraction and subsequent sexual relations are sometimes absent in time and space.  These factors include everything from a insufficient booty potential to the wrong social class, to a boyfriend whom she will not cheat upon to the wrong week to ask.  Regardless of will and effort, there come moments where a man is faced with the hard reality: further pursuit of a particular WOI will be a fruitless endeavor.  A man must know when to say when and spend resources on another.  

All good things must end.  The ManBible recognizes almost all relationships with women of interest end in a Final Relationship Moment (FRM).  This moment is usually painful and awkward.  There is only one action to alleviate this pain: walk away and find a new woman of interest.  Whether given the opportunity to walk away or dumped in the street, the MB teaches a golden opportunity awaits to begin again in Green Pastures of future tomorrows. 

Post Dump Stalking (PDS) - When a man breaks off relations with a woman of interest and that WOI continues to find avenues to affect the man with the hope of reunification.  These include i) be seen by man, ii) have man know affairs of WOI, iii) influence love life, iv) go out with friends, v) MBetc.

False Alarm Breakups (FAB) - When a man attempts to break off relations with a woman of interest but for whatever reason then agrees to continue the relationship.  Relationships salvaged by FABs can last from 3 months to 3 years.  Generally considered a bad move.

Dumping Honor - When a man breaks off a relationship in a way that does not offend common decency and follows appropriate standards based on the time of relations.    

MB Warning: At some level a woman scorned is inconsolable.  Men are advised to walk away and avoid post-breakup contact that only creates further collateral damage. 

Section VI - Crying on the Inside

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        Men should avoid crying in front of a woman of interest.  Crying should generally be done on the inside.  Tearing on the outside during a breakup or other turbulent event in a relationship usually serves no useful purpose.  Even worse, it can be the reason for disengagement or rejection by a WOI.  At the time when a decision must be made, many men run out of moves and default to primitive methods such as crying, anger, mass sorrow, MBEtc.  Sometimes seeing a man cry, especially during a breakup, can be counterproductive to future returns.  The ManBible recommends Crying on the Inside (COIS) to alleviate the pain and suffering, while at the same time saving face and hand.  Shedding tears is an old and discredited method of displaying emotions and feelings with the hope of a sympathetic response from women.  Although this method might seem advantageous and even sometimes effective, the damage to relations is usually pronounced over time.  As a method of action to regain favor, a cry's success rate is low, as most women are not swayed by weakness or pathetic behavior.  Reliance on crying to save you is unwarranted. 

          Section VII - The Reverse Transversal

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There is a way to dump first even when dumped first.  The first and most important thing to do is not to respond emotionally.  Master of the situation means no break in the flow of confidence and the self-assured manner.  The ManBible recognizes men should never let them see them sweat.  Let it rest a few moments, and think about use of The Reverse Transversal.  At the moment of being dumping, never display an adverse affect, even when one is created.  Because the reasons a woman breaks up are fairly unknown, there is always a chance of Future Returns and getting back together.

She will get you first.  Women assume power by throwing away a man's influence to gain sexual relations and sex by dumping first. However, that influence is still possible and for a brief moment this influence can be preserved.  The ManBible recognizes the Primary Neutralizing Initiative (PNI) as a group of statement and actions that preserve enough lingering influence to afford a possible return to the women at some later date.  The PNI allows emotions run down so the mind can think clearly about how to respond. This is especially important when a relationship is over and there is nothing to do about it.  Protect and save influence for another day.

PBI --> PBITA --> PBIT ==> PNI

Rule 1 (PNIR1) - The Agreement - Immediately after a woman states she wants to end relations, a man should agree that they should breakup.

Rule 2 (PNIR2) - The Transversal - A man must then state without pause that he too had been thinking about breaking up or taking a break, and that there is a sense of relief that the issue has been raised.

Rule 3 (PNIR3) - The Walk Off - End the situation as quickly as possible in the most gentlemanly fashion you can muster.  The last picture left should be a slightly unconcerned strong male ready and eager for the future. 

The Primary Breakup Initiative Transversal (PBIT)

Prepared at the beginning of every relationship and maintained throughout, it is a neutralizing method for the advantage of a woman who initiates a breakup.

The Primary Dump a Date Initiative Transversal (PDDIT)

Applied when dating a woman and it becomes apparently clear that the woman is not interested in dating anymore, yet the man is still interested but losing the fight.  It is a way to draw a tie in the fight, with the hope of winning the battle.  It is a neutralizing of the advantage of the person who initiates the date dump, here being the girl.

Primary Breakup Initiative (PBI) - When a woman initiates a breakup of a relationship.

Primary Breakup Initiative Transversal Axiom (PBITA) -> "Getting dumped by you is like me dumping you."

This Axiom is also known as the "The Yogi Berra of Love", see chapter12 section 3.

         

MBex: You are dating a PDYT(SGC) for 2 weeks, and at an outdoor concert (OC), which is reasonably cool, it becomes clear to you that she is not interested, and this is probably going to be the last date.  What do you do? You've been very interested in PDYTs and mustered the effort to ask this woman out.  Well, a man with a strong Mancore, MB skills and technique, talks about the correct subject-matter (such as a trip to Europe you are planning for the summer, even though the planning began at the moment you stated it (MBPM) - further, the post cards from Europe will go along way toward a successful re-date, and which you should probably anyway to charge and increase your MBP, and try for some European Girls (See European Girls), then the man pulls a PDDIT (Preliminary Date Dump Initiation Transversal), tells her it is not working out, walks her home and says good-night, and maybe … at the next party he's throwing after coming back from Europe, he has pulled it together enough for some SFL. 

          Section VIII - The Return

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There are second shots at the apple.  Sometimes a breakup is only a temporary condition of a continuing relationship.  After the deed is done, many parties reassess the situation and determine a return is warranted.  Benefits include make up sex, consistency of sex, and comfortable ways to avoid contention and arguing.  The ManBible recognizes three Get Back Together (GBT) strategies.  The GBTs are the most popular methods when re-pursuing a former woman of interest. The first is the romantic strategy where a man proactively displays romantic gestures to gain a woman's favor back.  The second is the waiting strategy, where a man maintains a presence enough to remain within a former WOI's life and social circle.  The third is to do nothing say nothing strategy where a man lets fate decide whether an opportunity will arise.  At some point in the future, the woman may rekindle feelings and desire by thought alone.  Or, as in most cases, the former WOI is brought together by a connection within the social cycles of both parties.  Although each strategy can be effective, getting back together with a former WOI is a hard mission to accomplish.

Get Back Potential Factors

1) The parties had good or great sex (15%)

2) The man broke it off (10%)

3) It was both parties’ fault (5%)

4) No fault ending (20%)

5) Increase in wealth (10%)

6) Maintenance of contact (5%)

7) Real love in first - (15%)

8) Woman younger than man (5%)

9) Went out more than three years (5%)

10) Went out more than five years (10%)

Booty Back Potential (BBP) is calculated in percentage form. There are a number of nominal scores to add onto your base percentage (20%). This comes from the mere fact that the woman knows of your existence.  A GBP of 50% or more indicates a good chance for getting back together for sexual relations and more sex. 

        Section IX - Rejection

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Some dreams end and some never begin.  Not every woman will find a man attractive enough to provide sexual relations and eventual sex.  Although there are many ways to increase attraction and thus Booty Potential, not every attraction leads to success in the courting ritual.  In fact, a man who plays the field will find many dreams deferred, rejected or squashed.  Sex is sometimes not in the cards.  The ManBible teaches when a man finds a woman of interest, there is both a reasonable expectation they will be successful, and a reasonable expectation of failure.   An attempted court always has risks, and part of going through the process to find WOIs is the inevitable risk of rejection.  There is no other way.  The ManBible recognizes The Tenth Truth: Rejection is part of the game. (See The Tenth Truth (MBT10) MBC8V1S10).  Rejection has touched every man, everywhere around the world, for centuries and centuries before.  Even men with higher Booty Potentials than other men have felt the sting of “the one that got away.”  When a man realizes rejection is just part of the courting process, he can rest assured it is no big deal.  All men learn by doing.

Breakups are inevitable.

A man does not know many things.  When first meeting a woman of interest, the list of unknowable facts is almost endless.  Because courting a WOI is fraught with hidden problems, sensitive views, beliefs, past history, fetishes, likes, dislikes, annoyances, pet peeves, Mbetc., the lack of certainty concerning future events is warranted.   The ManBible recognizes the Hidden Rejection Factors (HRF) as the unknown decisions that block the formation of a relationship or end the relationship altogether.   A HRF can be almost anything, and precludes the need to waste time pondering the meaning of rejection.  Rejection is a part of life, and the more rejections a man has, the more he will learn, and the more he will grow and maximize the chances of successful courting.  

Common Hidden Rejection Factors

        1) She has a boyfriend or is chasing another man

        2) She is waiting for prince charming a.k.a Mr. Right

        3) She is waiting for the musician who just rocked the house

        4) She is too dumb or too smart to be compatible

        5) She is a gold digger

        6) She only likes men with muscles

        7) Lack of attraction

        8) She is late for another party

        9) She is not looking for Mr. Nice

        10) She is looking for Mr. Nice

11) She is married

12) Minimal Man Requirements (MMRs)

13) She is not in the mood

14) She just broke up with her boyfriend

15) She is a lesbian

When a man's Booty Potential is sufficient, and yet he stills fails to succeed, it is time to think of things he cannot see.

Never do more than necessary.  Time for sorrow is usually replaced with time to heal.  The ManBible recognizes The Rejection Mourn Time (RMT) as the maximum amount of time of mourning recommended before moving onto another woman of interest.  Mourning time is determined by how much a reasonable man would mourn for the loss of a WOI.  Creation of drama outside the RMT is fairly unjustified and a waste of time.  The actions and reactions of women are based on many considerations outside the scope of control of men. 

Rejection Mourn Time

Time of Courting

1 day  1 week     1 month    3months     1 year     3 years     5 years    

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0         0             1 day        1 week       1 month  2 months  3 months

MBNote: When a man finds failure a required sacrifice for success, he finds a stronger hand to play next.  Learning from experience and avoiding the same mistake twice is key.  Rejection is part of the game.

Section X - Depression Unwarranted

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Rejection is not the end but the beginning.  Life is found between success and failure.  As the treasure of booty to be found in the world is great, rejection is the freedom to continue the search for these riches.   To stop and grieve for long periods of time about the loss of a woman of interest only delays the next opportunity.  The ManBible recognizes being dumped by a woman of interest can potentially create sad feelings.  Love lost is unfortunate, no matter what type of love.  However, a man can feel the same again with many other WOIs.  Therefore, The ManBible recognizes for all men that depression about rejection is Depression Unwarranted.  All men should abide by The ManBible Third Rule of Men: Love Women More than A Woman.  (See The ManBible Third Rule of Men (MBR3) MBC3V2S3).  Look to the green pastures of future tomorrows, and realize a new woman awaits him.

Depression is a common experience.  Many men get to the precipice of a dream only to watch as the dream is snatched away by fate.  The effort to determine the exact reason for rejection is fruitless, as the world of women is fraught with confusing principles.  To worry about what a woman is thinking or doing is a waste of time.  A man must not think too hard about what he can never understand.

MB Note: The ManBible states the truth of the matter asserted for rejection: Unless it’s a marriage breakup, it should never cause a man serious attention enough to break his spirit and game.  Rejection is a part of success with women of interest, as if a man did not try and fail, he would never try and succeed as much.